Massive ass masturbator from historical Tokyo feels like a virgin

We all love a good piece of ass. What if it’s so good they’ve been making it for centuries?

The Yotsumeya Shojo Virgin Sakura is an ass and buttocks masturbator onahole based on the classic adult toys sold at the Yotsumeya, the old sex shop that used to operate in Edo, or Tokyo as it was previously known centuries ago.

We’ve been trying this out and it’s great how it has a really bulky feel, like a real person. Plus it’s soft and tender, just like a virgin. Anyone who loves a pert butt will want to get their hands around these ones. We also love the history-themed box!

And the best thing about this is that you can just say to someone that it’s an art sculpture if it gets discovered in your room!

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Papakiki! “Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father!” Japanese virgin masturbator

One of the most interesting trends in Japanese adult toys is parody or the way it uses other media as inspiration for “unofficial” adaptations.

This is particularly the case with anime or otaku-themed onaholes.

A new example is inspired by Papakiki!, the popular anime and manga series, and known by its full title as Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! (Papa no iu koto wo kikinasai!).

Taking the schoolgirl virgin characters and converting their tight pussies into handy holes, the Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Horny Father! is a new series of three holes.

Here’s how KanojoToys describe the new masturbator:

Choose between Hiina, Miyu or Sora, each young and nubile, and with gaping, generous vaginal lips that yearn in that coy virginal shojo way for your large member to complete her. These three sisters each have their own individual fruits, defined by the meandering and sensual holes that you can explore as gently or as filthily as you like!

For the uninitiated, Papakiki! was originally a series of “light novels” that became an anime series for one season, a radio drama, and even later adapted into manga.

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Sexy beach girls inspire new masturbator

It’s summer!

That means heading to the pool or to the beach… of course to do a bit of swimming but mostly just to do some serious babe-spotting!

We’re not alone in this. Japan’s sex toys developers also like sexy girls at the beach too, it seems.

We just got our hands on the new Open Leg Beach Onahole. Unlike other Japanese adult toys, it’s not actually a pair of legs. But it is inspired by visions of seeing hot Japanese chicks sitting on the sand, their legs slightly apart and revealing a succulent pussy for the taking.

Here’s how our friends at KanojoToys describe it:

The long hole in this curving masturbator features three different kinds of nubs, varying the pleasure and sensations as you penetrate further into the “extended pleasure chamber”.

We’ve seen hundreds of masturbators and other Japanese sex toys in our time. But we’ve never seen one with a “changing” picture on the cover to help whet your appetite for beach goddesses!

So what are you waiting for! Let’s get down to the beach!

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Onahole masturbator vagina mushroom found in China!

They say that China will one day be the most powerful country in the world. And perhaps it’s no surprise when even their natural resources can manufacture onahole masturbators!

Yes, in a well in a suburb of Xi’an a very special mushroom has been “discovered” which local news got very excited. It’s an extremely rare and ancient form of fungus, eaten eaten even by the first emperor! Apparently…

Is it a fake? Of course. But apparently in tightly controlled China, on top of Google and the BBC, you can’t easily get your hands on a onahole so people didn’t recognize a masturbator so readily. Thank goodness then for mother nature!

Check out the news report below. It’s only in Chinese but we think the images speak for themselves! You would think they had discovered the new Terracotta Army or something!

I guess it just proves that in the Chinese countryside people will do anything for fame and money. Even put an onahole in a bucket of water and claim it’s a mushroom.

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Japanese high school girls for sexy masturbator pleasure

What is it about them? Is it their skirts? Their coy — but likely experienced — looks? I don’t know exactly but there’s something about Japanese high school girls that gets every man randy!

You may often see them hanging around Shibuya temptingly by themselves waiting to be picked up for a “date” (the so-called enjo kosai compensated dating trend that seems hardly in the media these days).

Sometimes we’ve seen such high school girls out on dates with foreigners too, perhaps English teachers providing extracurricular support.

But you need to be careful. Even with Japan’s ambiguous age of consent laws, they may still be as young as 16 or 17, so it could be construed as illegal.

Our solution is to get the Teen Style Inko Gakuen, a masturbator which recreates two virginal high school girls’ pussies for your fully legal enjoyment.

The Inko Gakuen (literally, “likes being dirty school”) is a private school and this means sweeter, more closeted, more innocent young ladies than ever! Choose Saki or Nanaka, each of whom, as you’d expect, has a different kind of hole.

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Sexy anime onahole for otaku masturbators

We’ve been trying out some examples of the big trend in otaku onahole toys recently.

Meiki masturbators and clone onaholes based on top sexy JAV stars always guarantee to set your imagination on fire.

But sometimes you need something a bit different to get the juices literally flowing.

Me and Tadashi are not what you could call otaku, though we do like to watch anime and read manga on occasion. But Kazuki is a big geek and so he jumped at the chance to tell us about the joys of these new kinds of adult toys, based on the otaku subculture characters, real or otherwise.

Take the 2ch Pussy Cat Onahole, with its alluring illustration of a neko-mimi-wearing cosplay girl and very large breasts. Designed especially for K-ON! fans, this very large and sumptuous masturbator feels like a tight young shojo every time.

If busts are more your thing but you still want to retain the innocence of a right body, we reckon the Beauty Line Koiki will be up your street.

With a complete miniature — but in relative size, huge! — pair of breasts, Rei-chan also has this mean and meandering hole that will keep your head swiveling and twirling till it is tickled into ejaculation. The breasts are also big enough and soft enough for you to indulge in some paizuri titty fucking!

To finish, here’s some pictures of cute model Saki Suzuki to get you in the right frame of mind!

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Tomeko Idol Onahole for all your Japanese anime girl needs

We’ve been having lots of fun with masturbators based on sexy Japanese anime girls recently.

Here’s another super example, the Tomeko Idol, a “virtual onahole with superbody feeling”!

It’s based on the anime mascot of an adult toys series and is made from Yawahada, a new material that is odor-free and long-lasting. Just imagine pushing yourself slowly into a cute Harajuku girl with silly cat ears.

Here’s how KanojoToys describe it:

The gaping lips-style entrance tightens to a long and narrow nub-lined passage, finishing in an air pocket vacuum that will put pressure and pleasure on your head as you plug and pump away. Tomeko herself is a cute but busty eighteen year old Tokyo office lady and idol, ripe for all your anime fantasies.

And Tomeko feels as good she sounds…

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AKB48 Atsuko Maeda gets her own (unofficial) onahole masturbator!

She might well have recently announced her departure from Japan’s biggest girl band, but you can still keep a bit of Atsuko Maeda in your life.

In fact, you can get even more of the former AKB48 star than usual with this Acchan Kojiri masturbator, a realistic tight onahole which, very unofficially, models itself on Atsuko’s (aka Acchan) cute small butt (kojiri).

Not only is this an onahole masturbator with a hole to pleasure yourself, there is also a pair of Acchan’s sexy panties AND even lotion based on her own love juices.

This is of course not designated official merchandise created by the AKB48 Yasushi Akimoto monster consumerist machine — but that doesn’t mean it isn’t good! In fact, if you like cute idols with pert little asses, then this Acchan Kojiri is what you have been waiting for!

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Yosei Fairy Masturbator for Japanese anime girl sex

Japanese girls are great. Okay, any reader of this blog will already be well aware of this fact.

We love Japanese girls and we also love anime girls, since they can be even sexier!

So when there’s a masturbator based on a nubile virginal anime girl, we just have to close the door, unwrap it — and get started!

Yosei Fairy Masturbator is exactly this, a soft onahole toy with Safe Skin realistic texture. The super tight twirling passage curves into a stimulating bend, before finishing in a “chamber of pleasure”. Check out the body, which has two breast buds, sweet nascent nipples that are aching for your caress.

And the hole itself is a beautiful virginal ribbed passage that you will be the very first to explore with your cock.

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3D Custom Girl USB Onacon takes sex into sci-fi

What will sex be like in the future? What will masturbation be like?

We can already hook up masturbators to computers via USB and simulate screwing porn stars. Hell, we can even have sex with onaholes designed to feel like a famous girl’s pussy.

Trust the Japanese to come up with this one, though, which combines technology, anime and a futuristic outlook. 3D Custom Girl USB Onacon is an adult computer game where you can personalize your own anime girl with thousands of different parts.

Then comes the really fun bit! Add the onahole vagina to simulate having sex with your new companion!

As you would expect, this is a visual, physical and audio experience, with a wealth of sexy sound and voice effects in the game has. Plus, check out the “ejaculation button” on the side of the masturbator. It connects by USB to your computer so you can interact with your customized character in a sexual way. And by pressing the ejaculation button you can have synchronized orgasms! Now that doesn’t happen in real life much!

Tags: anime, japanese cosplay, masturbator, Onaholes, Technology
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