Do you like Akihabara maids?
Even if otaku idol girls are not your thing, everyone can still see that an Akihabara maid cafe lady is a hottie that needs to be given the real customer attention she demands.
Now you can… with just your hand.
The Akiba Maid Onahole has been cloned from a genuine Akibahara maid.
Now you can pump away inside a maid till your heart’s content every day — and without paying the silly table charges they slap on you in Akiba.
We visited one maid cafe last year and were a bit disappointed, to be honest. They were employing foreign maids and the whole place seemed catered to everyone’s idea of a maid cafe, rather than just getting on with the job itself. It had almost become a parody of itself.
Saying that, this was one of those places giving out flyers on the street so we’re sure there are some more interesting cafes if you are willing to search.
On a side note, Osaka’s maids are offering more than just cups of tea these days too, if you know where to look. Osaka, ever the dirtier cousin of Tokyo, has a district called Nipponbashi (not to be confused with Tokyo’s Nihonbashi, which is VERY different), a similar sort of place to Akiba.
There are now maid cafes in Nipponbashi who are still at school — AND they offer all kinds of “below the belt” services, reports Tokyo Reporter from the tabloids. You can get a “deep kiss”, hug or even oral sex. Now that’s what we call service.
If you ever wonder what happens to the thousands of Japanese adult movie actresses after they pass their “prime”, then Yume Yashiro and her ilk are good indications that there is life well after forty. Or fifty. Or even for men approaching eighty!
Japanese jukujo (mature ladies) are seriously hot, that’s no secret. From the likes of scintillating older actresses like Kyoka Suzuki, Hitomi Kuroki and Aya Sugimoto, to porn stars like Kimika Ichijo — experience means she knows what she is doing! And women undeniably age better on these shores!
We should point out that in the Gravure idol world and JAV industry, more and more jukujo — as the genre grows in popularity — so the definition of the word is expanding, and we are finding ladies aged just over thirty classified as “mature”. For example, curvy sexpot Dan Mitsu is being called a jukujo!
Yume Yashiro (八代有女) may well be in her late fifties and certainly not the slimmest lady in town — but that doesn’t mean she lacks fans or prowess in bed!
Quite the opposite. She’s a big enough star now to get her very own clone meiki masturbator, complete with wider, “stretched” vaginal lips for added realism!
Onsen (hot spring) are a stable of any man’s fantasies about Japan.
Sexy girls emerging from the hot steam, clean and pungent in every nook and cranny of their elegant bodies…
They dry themselves off and head in their yukata to the tatami bedroom, where you proceed to investigate just how clean they are.
Being still warm to the touch, they also feel very warm on the INSIDE too.
And if you like the feel of a girl just out of a hot spring, then you will also love the Nukut Warming Onahole.
This masturbator can be heated up to retain a heat that will glow around your member as you penetrate it, much like a real, live girl will.
It will hold the temperature for around ten minutes if placed in water around 40°C (104°F).
We found that was more than enough time to finish what we started!
We all love a good piece of ass. What if it’s so good they’ve been making it for centuries?
The Yotsumeya Shojo Virgin Sakura is an ass and buttocks masturbator onahole based on the classic adult toys sold at the Yotsumeya, the old sex shop that used to operate in Edo, or Tokyo as it was previously known centuries ago.
We’ve been trying this out and it’s great how it has a really bulky feel, like a real person. Plus it’s soft and tender, just like a virgin. Anyone who loves a pert butt will want to get their hands around these ones. We also love the history-themed box!
And the best thing about this is that you can just say to someone that it’s an art sculpture if it gets discovered in your room!
One of the most interesting trends in Japanese adult toys is parody or the way it uses other media as inspiration for “unofficial” adaptations.
This is particularly the case with anime or otaku-themed onaholes.
A new example is inspired by Papakiki!, the popular anime and manga series, and known by its full title as Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! (Papa no iu koto wo kikinasai!).
Taking the schoolgirl virgin characters and converting their tight pussies into handy holes, the Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Horny Father! is a new series of three holes.
Here’s how KanojoToys describe the new masturbator:
Choose between Hiina, Miyu or Sora, each young and nubile, and with gaping, generous vaginal lips that yearn in that coy virginal shojo way for your large member to complete her. These three sisters each have their own individual fruits, defined by the meandering and sensual holes that you can explore as gently or as filthily as you like!
For the uninitiated, Papakiki! was originally a series of “light novels” that became an anime series for one season, a radio drama, and even later adapted into manga.
That means heading to the pool or to the beach… of course to do a bit of swimming but mostly just to do some serious babe-spotting!
We’re not alone in this. Japan’s sex toys developers also like sexy girls at the beach too, it seems.
We just got our hands on the new Open Leg Beach Onahole. Unlike other Japanese adult toys, it’s not actually a pair of legs. But it is inspired by visions of seeing hot Japanese chicks sitting on the sand, their legs slightly apart and revealing a succulent pussy for the taking.
Here’s how our friends at KanojoToys describe it:
The long hole in this curving masturbator features three different kinds of nubs, varying the pleasure and sensations as you penetrate further into the “extended pleasure chamber”.
We’ve seen hundreds of masturbators and other Japanese sex toys in our time. But we’ve never seen one with a “changing” picture on the cover to help whet your appetite for beach goddesses!
So what are you waiting for! Let’s get down to the beach!
They say that China will one day be the most powerful country in the world. And perhaps it’s no surprise when even their natural resources can manufacture onahole masturbators!
Yes, in a well in a suburb of Xi’an a very special mushroom has been “discovered” which local news got very excited. It’s an extremely rare and ancient form of fungus, eaten eaten even by the first emperor! Apparently…
Is it a fake? Of course. But apparently in tightly controlled China, on top of Google and the BBC, you can’t easily get your hands on a onahole so people didn’t recognize a masturbator so readily. Thank goodness then for mother nature!
Check out the news report below. It’s only in Chinese but we think the images speak for themselves! You would think they had discovered the new Terracotta Army or something!
I guess it just proves that in the Chinese countryside people will do anything for fame and money. Even put an onahole in a bucket of water and claim it’s a mushroom.
What is it about them? Is it their skirts? Their coy — but likely experienced — looks? I don’t know exactly but there’s something about Japanese high school girls that gets every man randy!
You may often see them hanging around Shibuya temptingly by themselves waiting to be picked up for a “date” (the so-called enjo kosai compensated dating trend that seems hardly in the media these days).
Sometimes we’ve seen such high school girls out on dates with foreigners too, perhaps English teachers providing extracurricular support.
But you need to be careful. Even with Japan’s ambiguous age of consent laws, they may still be as young as 16 or 17, so it could be construed as illegal.
The Inko Gakuen (literally, “likes being dirty school”) is a private school and this means sweeter, more closeted, more innocent young ladies than ever! Choose Saki or Nanaka, each of whom, as you’d expect, has a different kind of hole.
We’ve been trying out some examples of the big trend in otaku onahole toys recently.
But sometimes you need something a bit different to get the juices literally flowing.
Me and Tadashi are not what you could call otaku, though we do like to watch anime and read manga on occasion. But Kazuki is a big geek and so he jumped at the chance to tell us about the joys of these new kinds of adult toys, based on the otaku subculture characters, real or otherwise.
Take the 2ch Pussy Cat Onahole, with its alluring illustration of a neko-mimi-wearing cosplay girl and very large breasts. Designed especially for K-ON! fans, this very large and sumptuous masturbator feels like a tight young shojo every time.
If busts are more your thing but you still want to retain the innocence of a right body, we reckon the Beauty Line Koiki will be up your street.
With a complete miniature — but in relative size, huge! — pair of breasts, Rei-chan also has this mean and meandering hole that will keep your head swiveling and twirling till it is tickled into ejaculation. The breasts are also big enough and soft enough for you to indulge in some paizuri titty fucking!
To finish, here’s some pictures of cute model Saki Suzuki to get you in the right frame of mind!
We’ve been having lots of fun with masturbators based on sexy Japanese anime girls recently.
Here’s another super example, the Tomeko Idol, a “virtual onahole with superbody feeling”!
It’s based on the anime mascot of an adult toys series and is made from Yawahada, a new material that is odor-free and long-lasting. Just imagine pushing yourself slowly into a cute Harajuku girl with silly cat ears.
Here’s how KanojoToys describe it:
The gaping lips-style entrance tightens to a long and narrow nub-lined passage, finishing in an air pocket vacuum that will put pressure and pleasure on your head as you plug and pump away. Tomeko herself is a cute but busty eighteen year old Tokyo office lady and idol, ripe for all your anime fantasies.
And Tomeko feels as good she sounds…
Presented by Tokyo Kinky