Japanese school girl, teacher threesome masturbator

What is it about female teachers?

Their skirts? The glasses? The authority?

Well, whenever I feel their eyes beaming down on me I just want them to give me extra-curricular sessions beyond my wildest dreams!

(Whenever I feel like this I reach for the Schoolteacher Rinka masturbator for some release!)

And then we get onto students. Or, to be more precise, school girls!

I’ve got some foreigner friends who’ve worked as English teachers at high schools in Japan. Man, they told me some stories.

Being surrounded by all those little skirts and thin white shirts all day — who could handle that? A friend, John, told me he had to go and whack one off in the toilets about twice a day, just to stay sane.

But eventually that was not enough. One girl was always so flirtatious and he kept bumping into her around the town. This was a small-ish place in the suburbs of Tokyo, so you had to be careful who you were seen by. Well, John took the risks and started taking her out to coffee shops for ice cream. He would pretend he was giving her English lessons. These led back to his place and some much more intimate tutoring!

He left the job at the end of the school year and never saw her again. Time went by; he was never caught, she never said anything! (Unlike this naughty Japanese school teacher!)

The reason is because these girls are all vixens. They WANT you bad! I mean, it’s either you or some snotty Japanese guy who will just want to cum in their face.

For all you us school girl/teacher fetishists out there, there are actually a heap of school girl toys out there: uniforms, panties and more.

I came across this great threesome onahole from KanojoToys yesterday. The Lux Mix takes my two fantasies — the sexy teacher and the school girl — and puts both holes into one toy. Who says us Japanese are inefficient?!

With each hole actually modeled on a JAV porn stars too, you know that this is gonna be an easy-access, smooth-penetration masterclasses in masturbation paradise! I know my day is set…

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Hairy pussy masturbator, double hole bush toy

We all know that Japanese girls can be rather bushy, right? Why is it that they are SO punctilious about shaving their arms, eyebrows, faces — everywhere except down there? They let it all sprout and bloom.

Can’t say I mind it so much but the contrast is peculiar, to say the least! Here’s porn star Miyu Sakurai to show you what I mean…

[via AV Idol]

Anyway, some guys love it, right? They like a full bush on their lady’s (ladies’) pussy!

So, to cater for these boys, there have been “hairy” masturbator adults toys for a while now. But if you like Japanese girls AND a full complement of hair, there was nowhere for you to turn…until now! The Mangekyo Mami is a fantastically hirsute pleasure-giver par excellence.

Check out the silky hair! It’s growing on a realistic, flesh-like rump. Oh, yes, Mami has two exquisite buttocks and a double hole. You get hair and penetration choice! Sit her on a table or bed, and get stroking and poking…

The Mangekyo Mami is available from our friends KanojoToys.

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MILF onahole is sexy older woman pleasure

You know what we have a think about MILF (aka jukujo). Sometimes nothing beats the feeling of getting inside a lady with experience. Enough of this tight bullshit. I want something I can move around in — something with some leverage, not to mention a gal with confidence and spunk. You don’t get that from pseudo-pubescent school girls, I can tell ya!

There are loads of sexy older women in Japan. My favorite jukujo at the moment has to be actress Kyoka Suzuki. There’s a lady with elegance…

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One way to enjoy a MILF whenever you want one is to keep her stored in a drawer near your bed! Sounds crazy but that’s what I’m doing right now, with this new MILF Jukujo Onahole. This is an electric masturbator actually molded from the you-know-what of a real MILF. You can’t much more realistic than that.

People who’ve tried other clone onaholes like the Meiki Maria Ozawa will testify that these are the closest to doing it with the real person that you can ever experience.

On top of the delicious lips there is a vibe to go in the back and add massage to your thrusts! These older gals certainly have all kinds of tricks up their sleeves you-know-what!

Still, when I feeling hungry in non-sexual sense, I get out the MILF rice for a heart meal.

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Flower onaholes make gardening sexy

Sexuality is full of flower imagery… “Take a girl’s cherry.” “English rose.”

Well, the Japanese also have a thing for horticulture. The country’s obsessed with cherry blossoms, chrysanthemums and maple leaves. (FYI if you ever see a large bunch of white orchids outside a bar or shop it means the place is new.)

Japanese technology is famously the best of the world. If they can perfect hybrid cars, talking toilets and household robots — then of course they can also take the best of nature and stick it in a masturbator!

Whether you’re a keen gardener or not you will definitely enjoy plowing your seeds inside these little babies.

Take a look at the Turning Tulip, a grinding sex machine masturbator so simple yet soooo effective. No batteries or power — just good, ol’ fashioned cranks!

Turn the handle and watch the cogs move the pod around and around, massaging and gripping your cock as you go in and out.

Personally I can find some sex machines noisy and a bit off-putting, so this is ideal for a guy like me who likes to get off quickly and without fuss.

Next up is the Rose Bud Onahole. It might sound like a piece of Citizen Kane memorabilia but in fact it’s a juicy hole designed to tighten and clench your member just as you get deep inside…

It has a ripe, pink tint like an innocent virgin’s pussy, plus a double layer to add pressure and pleasure on all sides!

The last masturbator I tried is the Bamboo Onahole.

It might look like just a novelty but in fact this is a devilishly well-designed toy. From the outside you see a flesh-colored piece of bamboo, slashed by a sword to reveal a gaping passage. But go inside and there are countless numbs and bumps that will tickle you to the point of no return…

One thing’s for sure, these onaholes give a whole new meaning to doing it au naturel. Clearly idol Chisato Morishita also likes gardening too!

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Zhang Xiao Yu Meiki – Chinese nude model in your hand

We all have our own tastes, right? I’ll be the first to admit some of mine are a bit, well, unusual. But there’s one universal with sex and that is the meiki, a delectably crafted superior kind of onahole.

There are dozens of meiki holes and the best, in my humble opinion, are the ones based on famous porn stars. You can choose from Maria Ozawa, Nao Yoshizaki…all your fav girls are there in almost-flesh. The passages are designed and molded to be just like the actual v***** of the lady. You can’t get much closer to the truth that that.

We all love Japanese idols and porn stars, but sometimes we like to dabble in other Asian delights. The latest meiki wonder is modeled on Zhang Xiao Yu, China’s top nude model.

Fans of all things Japanese may not have heard of Zhang (aka Choo Shuu U) but I can assure you she is HUGE over in the People’s Republic. Born 1985, Zhang is a wicked mixture of cute and seductive – we find it irresistible every time.

The hole itself is a heavy, impressive model: the double lips surround a gaping, generous passage that leads to a delicious g-spot deep inside.

You can get the Zhang Xiao Yu onahole from our sponsors, Kanojo Toys. It has given a whole new meaning to when I say I fancy a Chinese tonight!

[Images via Tieba.56.com]

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Sea anemone onahole — tight pod, great stimulation

Our sponsors at Kanojo Toys have done it again — yet another original, amazing sex toy to liven up your day!

The Sea Anemone Onahole might sound like a crazy idea but I can assure you it works a treat!

I’ll be the first to admit that I have a lot of fetishes (and Megumi knows all about that) — but I honestly do NOT have a thing for fish or sea creatures.

I was initially a bit confused by the name of this masturbator. It certainly does not look like a normal onahole, right? But the inside is meticulously designed with dozens of tentacle stimulators that stroke you as you pump in and out.

What’s more, it’s snug and tight (just like an anemone pod), and finished me off in next to no time. I dig the deluxe wrapping pouch it comes in too. It’s changed my attitude to sushi forever!

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Inflatable Acrobatic M Spread Legs for onaholes

Why should Megumi have all the fun? I was pretty peeved that our sponsors Kanojo Toys last week sent her samples so I called them up to complain. Luckily they’re an accommodating bunch and were happy to send me something to test as well!

Well, boy was I glad they did that! The Acrobatic M Spread Legs has totally changed the way I use masturbators. Just blow it up and you’ll be holding a lovely pair of legs.

One of my favorite things is that sensation of opening up a girl’s thighs. That moment when you shift one limb to the left and slide the other to the right…You just can’t get that with a regular masturbator.

Well, now you can with these inflatable legs!

They hold most onaholes (there’s even one included) so just slip one in between the legs, prop her up — and you’re ready to go!

This legs can sit on you or you can take them from behind. If you’re feeling conventional, good ol’ missionary also suffices!

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Threesome onahole is two JAV stars in one

Mayumi and I rarely just play as the two of us — we prefer to have another girl to liven things up! Why? We all know that one of the most sensual experiences is when you dip into not just one delicious piece of pie, but two. There’s plenty of sweet filling, and double the cream on top too.

Now our sponsors at Kanojo Toys have just released a new product that really caught my eye. The W Body-Con Gals is an onahole for the guy who likes three-way action: a delectable tube with different holes on either end, each based on a different JAV star. Are you in the mood for Seira Moroboshi? Or Yui Hatano? Well, I’m always in the mood for both of them — at the same time!

These lovely ladies are well known for the movies they have made together, and I can tell you they make a great tag team. This hole guarantees the same satisfaction: one hole, two entrances — a very big amount of pleasure! Seira’s hole is filled with delicate flaps and folds that will stroke you before reaching the stimulating nubs. Or you try the reverse with Yui: start with the nubs and work your way deeper to the folds.

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Getting to Grips With the Super Shigoku

I don’t know about you but when I like to use an onahole, I like to hold it with both hands. Take a look at this mighty piece of equipment. The Super Shigoku Onahole is my dream companion, a cross between a handheld masturbator and a sex doll.

I can get a firm handle on the buttocks and pound away till I’m done. I also really dig the double hole opportunities for when I’m feeling anally minded. Those snugly ribbed passages rub me up the right way, if you know what I mean! If you’re like me and serious about onaholes, then the Super Shigoku is what you’ve been waiting for.

Buy it online from Kanojo Toys.

Seriously though, this got me thinking. What is the ideal size of an onahole? Comments please! My vote is squarely with the buttocked variety for that thrust action you can put in. Take a look at the Kanojo Toys Shop selection and vote for your favorite!

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Flip Hole Black Edition from Tenga

Oh, you know it’s coming soon…

KanojoToys had it first, but the Flip Hole Black Edition has finally been publicly announced by Tenga!

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