But then cosplay-dressing Mao took a stage further. In April he organized a “banquet” with his pals to celebrate his new gender alignment by, well, cooking and eating his cock and balls.
He was tested for STDs and came out all clear. Even so, the diners signed a waiver absolving Sugiyama from blame if his cock disagreed with their stomachs.
The enthusiastic auto-cannibal even tried to burn off his nipples to add them to the menu. Unfortunately — or not — he apparently did not succeed!
Cannibalism is not necessarily a taboo in Japan, nor is it technically illegal. Emperor Suizei from the sixth century AD apparently ate seven people. The Edo era executioner Asaemon Yamada’s dead body was sold off when he died, with his organs eaten for medicinal purposes.
More famously, Issei Sagawa killed a Dutch female student while they were both studying in Paris in 1981. He checked himself out of the mental clinic he was put into following his arrest and returned to Japan, where he courted his notoriety as a minor celebrity for some years.
Urban myth nyotaimori sushi is also of course linked to motifs of cannibalism. The infamous otaku serial killer Tsutomu Miyazaki is also said to have devoured part of the body of one of his young victims. During the war on Ogasawara islands, downed American aviators were reportedly executed and then cooked and eaten by the Japanese army commanders, though this controversial incident may have happened out of lack of food rather than pure cruelty or a sexual fetish.
Everyone knows that I am a big ass man so naturally I got excited when I heard about the Shiri.
Its makers say it is a “buttocks humanoid that represents emotions with visual and tactual [sic] transformation of the muscles”.
We say it’s the best sex machine that never was!
Yes, now the genius of Japanese engineering has been directed not to saving the country from its energy crisis, food shortage or any of the litany of other issues. Instead, there is Shiri, a realistic ass robot with “organic, artificial muscles”.
Made using a urethane skeleton, there is a Gluteus Maximus Actuator — whatever that means — which can inflate and “move” the buttocks in the apparently “emotional” way.
Well, we have no doubt that Shiri looks and feels ultra-realistic. But the developers missed one vital element! The hole!
Until that gets added, we will content ourselves with some nice idol ass.
Well, this otaku took it a step further.
He wanted to squeeze breasts and pump out milk so bad that he designed a computer software system that lets him do that to 2D images on a screen!
Using a camera and a PC to pinpoint the spot of “milk discharge”, he crafted a program whereby he can touch the breast on the screen and then it produces an instantaneous fountain of milk!
Here’s the video… Keep watching for the really creepy stuff where the girls get younger. (Tip: since this is Nico Nico Douga, if you want to turn off the scrolling comments then click the speech bubble icon at the bottom.)
They say that all Japanese men are babies deep at heart — and I can believe it. From their wives to their hostesses, all they really want us is a mother to look after them.
Well, now with this Baby Play Cosplay costume set they can go one step further.
We’re not sure how big the actual adult baby fetish is in Japan — though, it’s a fact that there’s a fuzoku sex club for everyone — but this cosplay pack is probably the best way to start off if you’re curious.
Okay, I admit. Even us girls sweat. And sometimes it is smelly.
It’s nothing like as bad as you guys — have you ever been on a rush hour train in Tokyo?! — but we do have a certain, ahem, odor. Those professional and smart ladies on TV too? Yep, even they can get caught with a damp patch under their arms…
But there are guys who like unusual things and perspiration is one of them. No fear, reach for the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray and recreate that sweaty smell on your onaholes, clothes or whatever else takes your fancy.
At Waseda University they’ve made available another side to traditional Japanese art in the “Fart War Scroll Picture” (屁合戦絵巻 or He-gassen-emaki), a series of images telling the epic tale of breaking wind competitively in ancient Tokyo.
Japanese humor can sometimes be very slapstick and we have trouble relating it to our western chums. Lavatorial jokes are pretty universal, though, and it seems that Edo era Japanese had a liking for this kind of comedy, if this scroll is anything to go by.
Beyond this one that Waseda has made available online, there are more examples around (search Google Image!) and it seems to be a mini subgenre, attracting the likes of Kuniyoshi Utagawa and other famous names!
It’s not the first time that a fart war scroll has popped up, at least one other item selling at Christie’s in London in 1992. Nor should it surprise us that famous ukiyoe print artists were doing this kind of “lower” art, since we already know they liked making erotic shunga prints!
[Hat tip to Naruhodo blog]
I know some of you boys have a thing for breasts. Some of you even have a thing for big breasts, including when they are particularly bulbous while the lady is pregnant.
Now how about lactating breasts? Drinking the milky excretions and fluids from a large, liquidly bosom?
If breastfeeding sounds like your cup of tea (or other drink), then head on up to Ikebukuro, one the darkest and dirtiest district in Tokyo. Among the tangle of Chinese brothels, you can find at least one fuzoku (sex club), Milky Baby, catering to the lactate fetish.
These places promise clients they can drink direct from the bosom as well as all the other usual fun you can have with big titties and a maternal woman caring to your every breast milk needs.
Japanese men are famous for their mother complex and in many ways hostesses, housewife spouses and other female figures spend their lives playing this role for the man. As us women seek slightly more independent and forthright lives, fortunately Oedipal men have fetish clubs where they can still get their maternal kicks through sexual jinks and wetnurse cosplay fun.
There are different “courses” at Milky Baby and its ilk, such as going on a date with a pregnant woman, or watching a pregnant woman touch herself in the the dark while blindfolded. Plus options like golden shower or getting your ears tenderly cleaned. Hell, you can even go the full hog and wear a bib and nappy!
Pregnant sexy Japanese celebrities doing nude shoots has also become popular in recent years too. Britney Spears et al eat your hearts out!
It seems that if you are a Japanese porn star, of course you don’t use condoms so the chances of pregnancy, even with the skills of male bukkake (cum shot), are fairly high.
Any newbie visitor to Japan quickly realizes that phone cameras here must carry a rather loud “shutter” noise for the moment when you take your grainy snap. The reason? Needless to say, with mobile innovation Japanese pervs were very fast to use it as a new tool for photographing up girls’ skirts.
But as the smartphone devices have been flooding the market, authorities have been unable to control the use of apps to make camera “shutters” go silent. And with silence comes plenty of opportunities to snap panties and more.
Unlike regular keitai mobiles, the smartphone shutter noises can sometimes be adjusted in the settings and there are hundreds of apps out there to help would-be perverts satisfy their lustings.
The Yomiuri reported on this recently:
On Nov. 12, a man was arrested at a train station in Kawaguchi, Saitama Prefecture, after he took photos up the skirt of a female vocational school student with his smartphone as she stood on an escalator.
The man reportedly told police he used an app that silenced the shutter sound to prevent his target from noticing what he was doing.
A man arrested in September after he photographed a woman’s underwear in Tokyo also reportedly told police he had used such an app to stealthily take photos about 20 times.
According to the National Police Agency, 1,741 cases of illicit photography were reported nationwide last year, a 1.6-fold increase from 2006.
The largest number of snap-happy camera voyeurs was reported in Kanagawa Prefecture.
“About 30 percent of cases involved the misuse of smartphone apps,” a senior Kanagawa prefectural police investigator said.
Japanese men have a fascination with close-ups of you-know-what. There are plenty of strip clubs that just have the lady open her legs for men to peer in as close as they like.
Hidden-camera and upskirt techniques are just extensions of this, an activity called panchira, a kind of Seven Year Itch fetisch run through the lens of local panties-loving hentai!
Japan’s parking lots are pretty cool, especially the tower ones that take cars up for storage in cool elevator machines.
It seems it’s a competitive business as the owners are now getting imaginative. So much so that Osaka’s Nipponbashi has come up with a novel scheme to attract young male drivers. We’ve heard of maid cafes. Now we have a maid parking lot!
Usually these tower parking lots feature a old gent or other member of staff to help guide your car in and onto the right place to be taken upstairs (you get out of the car of course). But the team greeting you at “Maid Parking Moeria” are all dressed as maids. The girls even have their own blogs.
Akiba, eat your heart out! Osaka’s maids are ahead of you! There are several ladies who work on different days to encourage you to park your car regularly no doubt. And how much nicer it must be to told how to park your car by a young lass in a costume!
Being Tokyoites (hence this blog’s name!) we spotted the car park on this blog and plan to make our own trip over there in the near future.
Judging from this video, they don’t have a problem with patrons filming them either!
We in Japan are no strangers to the irresistible allure of hot girls in maid outfits, with meido kissas continuing to grow in popularity year-in-year-out, countless manga and romance novels focusing on maid-and-master trysts and the almost-obligatory appearance of every AV idol ever in a maid-themed movie or ten. Perfectly straddling the border between endearing innocence and smouldering sexuality, I don’t think I’m alone in thinking maids (quite rightly) occupy one of the top spots in most every guy’s list of perfect fantasy girls.
Apparently folks in the West aren’t oblivious to the phenomenon either, as illustrated by a new article at AskMen.com entitled ‘Why Men Love Maids’. Using recent scandals involving ex-Governator Arnold Schwarzennegger and French politician/economist Dominique Strauss-Kahn and their respective dalliances with hired-help as a jumping-off point, the piece goes on to examine just what it is about maids that gets us all hot and bothered. ‘That dynamic breeds attraction,” comments Louise Rafkin, author of ‘Other People’s Dirt: A Housekeeper’s Adventures from Cape Cod to Kyoto’. ‘As the maid, you’re …walking into someone’s intimate personal little world, but you’re in your work world, and your job is to be polite, and you have to suck up to the boss… I can imagine being vulnerable, being seen at his possibly worst — that could be erotically appealing to a celebrity, because he feels that whoever sees him that way knows the real him. Like the outside world doesn’t know him, but the maid does.’
The article asserts that a feeling of dominance is one of the driving factors behind the appeal of maids: ‘The maid is a servant, so there’s this whole thing of being in charge of somebody else and being able to tell them what to do,” states sexual commentator (That’s a real job? Sweet.) David Steinberg. Rafkin meanwhile goes on to say ‘It’s also about men wanting to look at women on their knees. Men want to know that women are there to clean up after them. You only have to look at porn to figure that out.’ The critical tone carries over to the article’s commentary on the maid phenomenon as it exists in Japan: ‘[E]stablishments like Tokyo’s Cure Maid Cafe feature hot young waitresses dressed in kitschy “French maid” costumes who treat diners like masters and mistresses, sometimes offering massages and even kneeling tableside to stir cream and sugar into drinks. Fueled by sexy-maid-themed manga and anime, the trend is now taking off across Asia.’
With its ever-so-slightly preachy tone, the article misses one of the key reasons maid (and indeed any) costumes appeal to us: escapism. Cosplay, sexy or otherwise, is, after all, about role-playing – becoming somebody else and playing a different role in life, however briefly. After all, what’s more fun than losing yourself inside your own private fantasy world? (Oh, yeah! Losing yourself inside a sexy costumed Japanese girl while you’re at it. I know how I’m spending my weekend.) However, it does at least concede that the power dynamic that fuels a maid-master relationship and lends it such intoxicating appeal is far from one-sided: ‘As a maid, you get to see their secrets. You know things. You witness things… So, in a way, your bosses are beholden to you. You have power over them. The ‘poor maid’ thing is not the real story.’
Interesting food for thought from which you can draw your own conclusions. In the meantime, I know I’ll be continuing to enjoy the sights at my local maid café just as much as always – and should YOU ever feel the need to do more than just look, don’t pull an Arnie and try to ruin it for the rest of us! Head over to the ever-reliable Kanojo Toys for all your maid-related needs.
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