Okay, I admit. Even us girls sweat. And sometimes it is smelly.
It's nothing like as bad as you guys -- have you ever been on a rush hour train in Tokyo?! -- but we do have a certain, ahem, odor. Those professional and smart ladies on TV too? Yep, even they can get caught with a damp patch under their arms...
But there are guys who like unusual things and perspiration is one of them. No fear, reach for the Japanese Virgin Girl Sweat Spray and recreate that sweaty smell on your onaholes, clothes or whatever else takes your fancy.
Not only is this like the sweat of a super cute ...
At Waseda University they've made available another side to traditional Japanese art in the "Fart War Scroll Picture" (屁合戦絵巻 or He-gassen-emaki), a series of images telling the epic tale of breaking wind competitively in ancient Tokyo.
Japanese humor can sometimes be very slapstick and we have trouble relating it to our western chums. Lavatorial jokes are pretty universal, though, and it seems that Edo era Japanese had a liking for this kind of comedy, if this scroll is anything to go by.
Beyond this one that Waseda has made available online, there are more examples ...
I know some of you boys have a thing for breasts. Some of you even have a thing for big breasts, including when they are particularly bulbous while the lady is pregnant.
Now how about lactating breasts? Drinking the milky excretions and fluids from a large, liquidly bosom?
If breastfeeding sounds like your cup of tea (or other drink), then head on up to Ikebukuro, one the darkest and dirtiest district in Tokyo. Among the tangle of Chinese brothels, you can find at least one fuzoku (sex club), Milky Baby, catering to the lactating breasts and pregnant women (ninpu) fetish in ...
Any newbie visitor to Japan quickly realizes that phone cameras here must carry a rather loud "shutter" noise for the moment when you take your grainy snap. The reason? Needless to say, with mobile innovation Japanese pervs were very fast to use it as a new tool for photographing up girls' skirts.
But as the smartphone devices have been flooding the market, authorities have been unable to control the use of apps to make camera "shutters" go silent. And with silence comes plenty of opportunities to snap panties and more.
Unlike regular keitai mobiles, the smartphone shutter noises ...
Here's a round-up of some fun and funky hentai porn or otherwise just weird kinky Japanese adult movies...
Japan is a country that is rapidly aging. Is it any surprise that people want to watch folk their own age going at it? These adorable two are in their seventies! Watch out for Maria Ozawa when she gets on a bit.
Now, I've heard of toilet fetishes. Golden shower. Sex on the toilet. In the bathroom. The usual suspects. But sex WITH a toilet? This one was new even for me. Yes, it's the "human toilet" porno.
Us j-girls are famously hairy down there. But did you know we can ...
Japan's parking lots are pretty cool, especially the tower ones that take cars up for storage in cool elevator machines.
It seems it's a competitive business as the owners are now getting imaginative. So much so that Osaka's Nipponbashi has come up with a novel scheme to attract young male drivers. We've heard of maid cafes. Now we have a maid parking lot!
Usually these tower parking lots feature a old gent or other member of staff to help guide your car in and onto the right place to be taken upstairs (you get out of the car of course). But the team greeting you at "Maid Parking ...
Geeky white guys can get hot Japanese girls (or at least, their panties). It's official. And adidas can help you do it!
Here's the tip for all you guys out there: Get yourself some adidas running shoes and prepare to lift the skirts of hot Japanese girls just by moving past them.
This is actually causing some controversy at the moment, with many viewers feeling (and commenting online) that the ad is degrading, sexist and all those things.
It's notable that it is a geeky-looking white guy and a very hot Japanese idol (Yurika Kurozawa, for those interested), who then giggles and ...
We in Japan are no strangers to the irresistible allure of hot girls in maid outfits, with meido kissas continuing to grow in popularity year-in-year-out, countless manga and romance novels focusing on maid-and-master trysts and the almost-obligatory appearance of every AV idol ever in a maid-themed movie or ten. Perfectly straddling the border between endearing innocence and smouldering sexuality, I don't think I'm alone in thinking maids (quite rightly) occupy one of the top spots in most every guy's list of perfect fantasy girls.
Apparently folks in the West aren't oblivious to the ...
Recently Japanese billboards have been dominated by the seductive face of singer Minmi and her latest album, Mother.
As you would expect from the title, Minmi is visibly pregnant. Being pregnant can be sexy, as the likes of Demi Moore have previously shown!
Japanese celebrities, too, have a precedent for this kind of nude maternity photography.
The singer hitomi made headlines for this last year with her own "maternity nude" shoots. She originally posed naked on her Love Life album. When she got pregnant she then had another naked cover for the sequel, Love Life 2, big belly and ...
My friends know how I like art, especially the sexy kind.
I wanted to introduce you to the weird and erotic world of Daikichi Amano today.
You know the rumors about Japanese porn and its use of bestiality, creatures and alien objects inserted into places that just aren't natural. Well, that's all true!
But even more strange is this photographic landscape that Amano creates...I don't know about you but I do find this all pretty erotic.
[Pics via OddityCentral.com]
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