Now THIS is the reason why I have a smartphone!
We’ve just come across this fun and sexy app, WETTY by miniskirted police that lets you practice stripping girls’ clothes off! You use a water gun to get the ladies wet and then make them lose their apparel.
Sadly the real Japanese cops, on the rare occasion you see a woman police officer, never wear miniskirts. Nor do they look like this…
It seems that unusual vibrators that look like character or mascot toys are all the rage in Japan these days. After introducing the Lovely Loveman earlier this week, now we find this new ToysBoys waterproof vibe.
It is based on the Toys-kun mascot character for Toys Heart, one of Japan’s biggest adult toy companies, to celebrate some sort of anniversary.
You can pop it on your shelf or bath and everyone will just think it’s another wacky Japanese toy. But actually, press the button underneath and it will start buzzing like crazy. The arms, and bulbous head, make for a very unique vibrator, and whole new sensations created by maneuvering the special shaped legs.
It’s no secret that Japan loves mascots. Everywhere you turn there’s some sort of colorful official character promoting an organization of some sort. The Japanese also like sex so it’s no surprise that this kinky world will sometimes merge with the innocent one!
Some have even been prone to chikan-style groping or almost near rape!
AKB48, eat your heart(s) out!
Marshmallow 3D are the new sexiest idol group in town. They even let you have a fondle of their breasts!
While the AKB48 meet-and-greet sessions with their fans regularly descend into chaos (fans not interested in certain group members, others not wanting to let go after shaking the hand of the idol), I reckon this kind of idea could be even more disastrous.
They’re letting people have a good grope on television, for a price, naturally…Certainly is a little bit more 3D than the likes of Avatar managed!
Amazingly this was not just gratuitous misogyny. This was for a good cause! It was part of the “Erotics Save the Earth” porn-themed telethon event on August 21 to raise awareness of the need for condoms in our hours of fun. AIDS and other STDs are on the increase in Japan and these gals are here to remind us.
Apparently last year there was a “Handjob Goddess”, live auctions of used underwear, and more!
While riding a high speed over night bus, at 6:30 in the morning, a man laid his seat all the way back, turned around and started touching the breasts of the passenger behind him.
Sankei reports that after the suspect began to feel her boobs, the victim went directly to the driver. The driver then pulled off to a rest stop and restrained the man until police arrived. Two of the most interesting (or stupid) parts of the whole incident were the facts that the man’s only defense was that he “didn’t remember” doing such a thing, and that he was sitting next to his girlfriend when he did it.
Now I don’t know about you, but if you get the urge to grab some boobs, why wouldn’t they be your girlfriend’s? If you don’t have a girlfriend, why don’t you just make sure you won’t go to jail and just pick up some portable breasts to play with while looking for the next set of real legal titties to play with?
JUST LAUNCHED – JAPANESE AND GAIJIN IN ACTION
Police in Shizuoka, central Japan, arrested a 57-year old company employee for sexual assault on 16th.
Kuniyasu Ishikawa apparently went to a recreation park in Fuji City last October and groped two local high school girls. He hugged them and kissed them — the usual kind of stuff, right?
So far, so what, huh? Well, Ishikawa was apparently wearing a girl’s sweater at the time and a “semi-long” female wig!
His killer chat-up line when approaching the girls?
I’m a tranny (newhalf).
[Pic via ShemaleCosplay.com]
So, a middle-aged bloke in girls’ clothes trying to kiss school girls at a rural theme park…Doesn’t get much more erotic than that!
Girls — you have been warned!
Bad news for all those who enjoy a nice grope in the morning rush hour.
JR East has installed CCTV cameras on all 32 trains on the Saikyo line, which runs from Osaki station in Tokyo to Omiya in Saitama. The line is the most notorious for groping, with 173 incidents last year, a monthly average of 14.4.
JR started putting in cameras on a trial basis last December. After setting up just six cameras on two 10-car trains reported groping incidents dropped to “just” 15 in January and February — less than half the monthly average in camera-less days! Clearly it was working as a deterrent.
Groping (or “chikan”, 痴漢) is a huge phenomenon in Japan, with the crowded rush hour trains particularly popular places for unscrupulous men to have a good feel of some nearby female flesh. There have been women-only carriages on trains for years, though not all female passengers can squeeze on of course. The Tokyo Metropolitan Police have said that there are 1,500 incidents a year of groping on trains (and 10% of the incidents in the first half of 2009 were apparently on the Saikyo line alone) — and these are just the reported ones of course!
This might not seem such a big deal, or even just a case of “atari-mae” (common sense). However, us Japanese people always make a fuss about privacy. We are astounded by how many CCTV cameras there are in London — and it still does not prevent terrorism!
This is the first time that commuter trains have had security cameras installed, though there are already some on decks or cargo spaces of some bullet trains (Shinkansen) on the Tokaido and Sanyo lines and other expensive limited express trains.
JR also previously worked in September 2009 with the police to introduce a patrol system on the Saikyo trains, with 150 female police officers walking through carriages to check on suspicious activities (obviously this is not practical in the morning rush hour where any kind of movement is a luxury, let alone walking!).
So, chikan-philes, be warned! Now someone is watching you!
Presented by Tokyo Kinky