For a culture that doesn’t really have much sense of irony (especially in its comedy or mainstream entertainment), the Japanese sex toys industry seems to take the lead in introducing a healthy dose of parody into proceedings.
And so we get sex toys very unofficially modeled on hunky EXILE member Atsushi and even a unique handjob toy and porn film series inspired by Hello! Project idol group Berryz Kobo. In the past we have also seen lubes and lotions based on famous drinks, Gundam-inspired condoms, and even Pachinko vibrators.
This Listen to Me, Girls! I Am Your Horny Father Onahole, inspired by “PapaKiki”, was very popular a little while ago.
This is also interesting because all Japanese sex toys have to use euphemism when selling their products through mainstream online retailers like Amazon. All products have a disclaimer saying they are “joke products only” rather than “sex toys”. Of course, this is a blatant lie but it allows them to circumvent rules about hygiene and restrictions about what can be sold. It is a convenient label and is especially apt for these parodic onaholes and sex toys.
While they may well be “jokes”, they are certainly not just for a laugh either. Quite the opposite. Care is always taken to combine the parody concept with an actual serviceable and potent sex toy.
And that’s very much the case here with Is the Order a Rabbit Ear Musume Onahole? by Tama Toys. Tama specialize in very moe onaholes and sex toys, so it comes as no surprise that they often turn to manga and anime for ideas.
This new onahole takes its cue from the manga and anime by Koi, “Is the Order a Rabbit?” (aka “GochiUsa”), which depicts the lives of the young Rabbit House cafe waitresses.
Like we said, its not just a joke. Look at the attention to detail in the design here.
Tama have created a bunny tail on the hole so you can feel like you are screwing a rabbit girl. Just don’t try it out in real life!
Rabbit ears, like cat ears, are frequent motifs in moe culture, and so a rabbit ear masturbator is very appropriate as a take on the Rabbit House-set “GochiUsa”. FYI, this is called kemonomimi (adding animal features to humanoid characters) or moe anthropomorphism (making non-human things into semi-humanoid characters) in otaku speak.
We all like a nice handjob. But as any connoisseur knows, there are various techniques and styles to a good handjob. Rigorous. Gentle. Swift and sharp.
But how about cute? Can you get jerked off in a sweet and innocent way? In Japan, yes.
The Beyz Kobo Handjob Idol Toy recreates this sensation with a super kawaii touch.
But we’ve never seen one with a finger like this!
If you like Japanese idol groups you will straightaway notice the parody here. “Beyz Kobo” is a reference to Berryz Kobo, a popular Hello! Project girl group. Japanese sex toys makers do this a lot, treading a fine legal line between paying tribute and exploiting fans of the original!
The Beyz Kobo Handjob Idol Toy is actually a collaboration with JAV porn brand Moodyz, which made a film with “Beyz Kobo” in 2012 in which the protagonist jerked men off with her finger extended in the unique pose.
As KanojoToys writes: “This innovative tekoki toy replicates the sensation and look of the idol’s hands and finger. Just slide yourself in between her gentle fingers for the tight handjob experience you’ve always wanted.”
Fun fact of the day: tekoki is the Japanese word for handjob.
The Beyz Kobo toy also reminds us of another “innocent” handjob toy, the Yojo Senpai Her Small Hands masturbator, where you get both hands gently cupping your member to bring it to climax.
Even better, if you like getting sweet blowjobs from cute Japanese schoolgirls, there is now a related toy in the same series, the Yojo Senpai Small Mouth Onahole!
Wink Campus Box Onahole: a unique “reversible packaging” masturbator that lets you have sex with the box!Written by: Tadashi Anahori on August 5, 2014 at 1:04 am | In Product Releases | Discuss (1) »
We pride ourselves on one thing above all at Tokyo Kinky.
We’ve seen pretty much every kind of sex toy the Japanese adult industry has yet to invent. But we still get surprised sometimes, and so we were when we took out the Wink Campus Box Onahole. To be honest, though, we shouldn’t have been: how come no one has designed this before?
Well, maybe they have but we personally hadn’t seen a masturbator sleeve quite like this from any of the major manufacturers like Toy’s Heart, Tama Toys et al before. Please correct us if you know better.
Made by newcomers Enjoy Toys, the Wink Campus is a very cute moe box with a tight and tender onahole. But there’s the rub. The box itself can be reversed to make a figure-like shape, complete with a slot for you to insert the onahole itself. And then you have a girl idol with a hole, right there in the packaging.
In other words, you can combine the box and the masturbator to create a mini sex doll of your own!
How neat is that?
A whole swath of Japanese sex toys, especially onaholes, stake a lot of their appeal on having very moe and sexy imagery on the packaging. Part of the selling point is obviously that you can pretend the tight hole belongs to the schoolgirl or other figure painted on the box. But this Wink Campus onahole is really taking this to the next logical level.
We look forward to more masturbators coming our way from Enjoy Toys!
Ever wanted to get inside someone? I mean, REALLY get inside them?
While there sometimes seems no limit to the size of things you can get inside a girl’s you-know-what (large pieces of fruit, hands, fists…), it might be anatomically difficult (or even dangerous) to attempt to place everything you’ve got inside her.
There’s one thing to push in as deep as you can go — but for that feeling of really being as close to a girl as you can get, how about penetrating her with your balls as well? After all, what more could you give her than not only your full shaft but your ball sack with it?!
But we think we’ve yet to encounter one that lets you place your whole ball sack inside!
Behold the Ball Sack Shaburo Masturbator.
KanojoToys, though, promises that the masturbator’s design is not just an “odd gimmick”. The extra chamber at the front increases the sense of penetration while the overall sleeve has a weightiness (over 500g/17 ounces) that feels like a girl’s body is right in your hands, along with the realistically textured, soft materials.
Do you like getting a handjob? Sure you do.
How about from a Japanese high school girl? Her 18-year-old delicate hands wrapping around your member, giving it a two-handed shake…
Giving a new definition to “hands-on” reporting, we tried out the Yojo Senpai Her Small Hands, which is a Japanese sex toy designed to replicate the gentle pleasures of a schoolgirl’s handjob.
This isn’t just a gimmick.
The two hands really do wrap around you very snugly. Be sure to apply plenty of lotion before you slide yourself in, as the hands do make for a very tight cupping effect.
Not that we’re complaining. Quite the opposite — the palms of the hands are lined with stimulating ribs so her handjob will grip and stroke your member for instant pleasure.
Now all you need is the girl in the uniform to complete the experience. Well, that can be arranged…
Ass ass ass. We love asses. We love to look at them, to touch them and to kiss them.
But what about smelling them? Especially the anus? Well, sure. And some people REALLY like this, if you know what I mean.
Enough for Tama Toys to come along and create another one of the incredible replica smell fetish products with this Schoolgirl Real Anal Smell Bottle.
These kinds of special fragrance products are used by people on masturbators and sex toys, or added to sex dolls, clothes or just onto hands or a body. Basically when the fetish is this strong, the ball is wide open for what you can do.
One crucial specification here, though, is that this is a Japanese schoolgirl’s butt crack aroma.
Slip off her uniform and under the skirt and panties there wafts this pungent pussy and ass smell, partly sweet with the tingle of urine, perhaps sprayed with a perfume or two…
See more the Schoolgirl Real Anal Smell Bottle on KanojoToys.
Virtual sex. Cyber sex. Hi-tech sex toys.
Are SIMS and virtual idols and USB-powered sex toys the future — or just an overrated, convoluted way of getting off? Well, the jury’s still out.
We’re going to go out on a limb and say that these types of toys will never replace the real thing. You still can’t beat the sensation of real skin on your hands.
But here’s the rub. In many ways, the aim is not to replace — it’s to provide a whole different experience altogether.
With the USB Onacon Sex Simulator 3D Mayu Watanabe, from the makers of the 3D Custom Girl USB Onacon and Custom Maid Ju-C Air, you can customize to an amazing extent. If you sometimes (or always) want a pregnant idol or one with hairy armpits, this game and toy set will let you indulge a range of fantasies that are normally out of reach.
Just plug in the USB Onacon and you can pump into your own personal Hatsune Miku on the screen.
And if occasionally a real partner can get boring and the same old positions tired, Mayu Watanabe (whose name is, of course, suspiciously similar to a certain girl from a certain idol group) will literally offer you dozens of positions to try. She even has multiple ways to suck your cock or lick your balls.
It’s not all just visual flair, though. The masturbator sleeve itself is super tight and responsive, and it is fitted with an outer button. Press it at the point when you finish and your onscreen persona will splatter his virtual idol partner with his load at the same time! Talk about a simultaneous orgasm!
You can get the USB Onacon Sex Simulator 3D Mayu Watanabe via KanojoToys.
Tokyo Reporter has an intriguing little report from a tabloid.
In the January 31 issue of Shukan Asahi, Minori Kitahara expressed concern over the popularity of a male masturbation aid that attempts to simulate the feeling of sex with an underage girl.
Kitahara is a fortysomething female “sexpert” and bestselling author. She was apparently shocked — we weren’t — by the high sales ranks on Amazon.co.jp for such onahole masturbation sleeves as the Innocent Little Sister Onahole and Seven Teen Bordeaux Onahole, which replicate a sexual experience with a Japanese teenaged virgin.
“I don’t think it is wrong to have that kind of desire,” she says. “However, as a woman now, and previously a girl, I feel strange living in a society where the lolicon fetish represents the majority.”
“Lolicon” is of course a fetish for younger-looking, innocent girls (importantly, not necessarily being young per se).
Kitahara doesn’t seem to highlight teenager idols, such as young Gravure idols and music idol groups — in which girls below the age of consent frequently pose in alluring, though “innocent” bikini photo shoots — but feels the onaholes are more of a worrying trend.
Should we be worried? Is this a healthy new and undefinable sexual trend? Or does it represent a problem with society and individuals? Could it even be a cause of Japan’s declining birthrate?!
Kitahara goes further: “Is this now not a sickness?”
Yesterday Tokyo Kinky went along to the opening day of Pink Tokyo, Japan’s new adult expo at Differ Ariake on Tokyo Bay.
Running until Sunday March 2nd, Pink Tokyo is a chance to interact with sex toy makers and see events with Japanese porn stars and idols.
This is the first year it has been held and it was clearly a “test”, since it was smaller than we expected. We still remember the Adult Treasure Expo AET at Makuhari Messe in 2007, which was bigger, with more booths and more interesting things happening around the “fair” part of the event. At Pink Tokyo there weren’t any real sex toy demonstrations, though Saturday and Sunday feature plenty of stage events
When we were there, porn star Akiho Yoshizawa and two girls from the idol group idol pit were on stage.
Anticipating a lot of Japanese male and female visitors, around half the booths were actually overseas toy makers. It was a rare chance for regular Japanese to see, touch and buy sex toys from abroad, especially vibrators and dildos from Korea, Germany, China and the UK.
Although the likes of Tenga have been making efforts in recent years to be more inventive with vibrators and toys for girls, on the whole foreign toys still look much more exciting and varied in this area.
Japan’s major sex toys makers and retailers like Tama Toys and A-One still had their own booths, though only one was making a major debut. That was Rends, which will be released a new stylish upgrade on the A10 Cyclone in May. Watch this space for more on that very soon.
One booth was showcasing porn.
There was also art on display through the venue.
Some of the girls from idol pit again.
Toy’s Heart had a scantily-clad cosplay idol posing at its booth, attracting a scrum of photographers.
Toy’s Heart also had its own itasha outside.
The organizers are hoping for 30,000 visitors over the three days, though much will surely depend on the stage events and the pulling power of certain JAV stars.
We hope they do it again next year but in a larger venue and with more booths. We can see displays of sex toys in stores in Tokyo so next time we hope to see exciting demonstrations and more sexy girls please!
Pink Tokyo runs until Sunday. Tickets cost ¥3,000 or ¥5,000 for couples.
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