We’ve been seeing a lot of Japanese onahole toys that play on the word kupa or kupaa recently.
What does it mean? Well, in our efforts to explain Japanese erotic esoterica to our readers, we decided to provide a basic definition.
Kupa can be a fairly innocent onomatopoeia for cooking.
But its meaning in the Japanese Erotic Dictionary is more interesting: the sound of a woman’s pussy being opened!
In other words, kupa is that noise you hear when you spread the legs of a shojo (virginal girl) and then peel open her vaginal lips.
The Japanese language is highly sound-based at times, especially internet slang and code words.
Kupa is like the English phrase “spread pussy” and it can refer to the sound and action performed by fingers, tape or another tool.
The word is used a lot in Dojin manga — self-published amateur comics, which are often erotic.
To test whether the sound of kupa and the physical feeling at both as good as each other, we recommend you check out the range of Kupa Onaholes all tempting men.
I’ve had my fair share of women in my time and not all have been attractive. Sometimes they have been downright ugly, a combination of desperation, alcohol and curiosity. I found that the best blow jobs and the dirtiest of acts would invariably be performed by the less attractive girls. The hotties were more shy or modest.
This is why I was very intrigued to hear about this Debu-topia Onahole, a masturbator which gives you the sensation of having sex with a fat, “ugly” (debu) girl.
It is inspired by a cult ero game and the illustration on the cover is already a feast for the eyes.
The first thing you will notice are the rolls of fat and flab around the body. These are not just there for decoration. They add grip, acting as contour-shaped handles to hold onto as you penetrate the masturbator (or, shall we say, as you are swallowed by the girl’s flabby body).
Not surprisingly, the breasts are large and this is overall a heavy masturbator too.
There has been a rise in recent years in “fat girl” fashion in Japan. Perhaps this onahole will be good practice for a soon-to-emerge ugly girls sex spree?
We all like a nice tongue rubbing on our cock head.
This EROlution Onahole is a “mouth” that is also a pussy — with a tongue sticking out as you push inside the tight hole.
I found even that enough stimulation and an interesting new experience in its own right. After all, there are lots of blow job onaholes out there, yet one with a “tongue” is novel.
But that’s not all. This baby is also powered! There is a small “rotar” — a bullet vibe, which you plug into the front of the masturbator. This buzzes and vibrates the inner passage and tongue as you push in, adding stimulation. Not even a real girl’s mouth can do that!
A blow job and a buzzing pussy all in one, and all in your hand at the same time. This is my idea of perfection.
This lends a whole new meaning to titty-fucking, called paizuri in Japan.
The Love Titty Onahole is a masturbator in the shape of a breast being cupped.
But this one’s a bit different. On top of the hole inside the titty masturbator, there are also two other mini holes. You slip bullet vibrators into these to add a buzzing sensation on your member.
Never has screwing a breast felt so good or so practical!
Japanese breasts are very underrated. We hope this toy changes people’s minds about them!
But did you know that you can have a hot water doll?
Working a bit like a hot water bottle, the Hot Hip series are like buttock and thigh air dolls — except you add in hot water rather than air.
The result is that the doll is both warm to the touch, unlike the sometimes undeniably sterile sensation of a blow-up air doll, plus it moves and responds as you push and squeeze it.
Winter might be almost over in Japan — but not in Europe or America, that’s for sure! — so we reckon this is a great way to keep warm in the cold nights as well.
It had to happen eventually and it has been worth the wait.
Tenga, Japan’s most exciting adult toys brand, has finally given us ladies something after years of providing the most innovative and stylish pleasure in the land to the guys.
The result is this immaculate-looking device, the Iroha.
The Iroha is a vibrator that comes in three exquisite designs, each with its special shape and elegant color.
I got my eager hands on a pre-release version and have been trying it out. I don’t want to give any spoilers here but let’s just say that this is a minimalist paradise in your hands. Tenga has done it again!
The functionality is simple — four modes of vibration, controlled by two buttons on the base — because this is all about graceful visuals and focussed stimulation.
The different versions are what’s important here.
The white Yuki-daruma takes its name from a traditional kind of snowman in Japan. Notice the tip, which can be inserted deep into your inner recesses.
Next take a gander at the Hanami-dori, which resembles a flower bird. It is a modest light green with a gentle curve for gradual stimulation using the entire body of the vibe.
Finally, there is the Hina-zakura, a pink cherry blossom-colored version like a chick. I can tell you that the “beak” has all sorts of abilities that words fail to do justice to…
You can buy the Iroha internationally from early March.
I masturbate a lot and I also use onaholes and other adult toys a lot. I’m sure you have the same problem as me — lotion gets all over me, especially down among the pubes, which only a shower can solve.
Even worse is when I’ve finished inside a hole and then “pull out” — and with it comes a waterfall of cum unless you’re careful!
Well, my dreams have been answered with this Masturbation Apron Bib!
You slip one of the sheets over your cock and then unfold it around your body.
Now lotion and other liquids won’t be jumping onto you, making the “aftermath” a much more simple and convenient process of just throwing one special tissue sheet away.
Luckily they come (excuse the pun) in a pack of 200 so I won’t be running out for at least a few weeks!
Shotacon or Shotaro Complex (正太郎コンプレックス) is a tricky subject to get into and we have been hesitating for a while, since we know it might get a harsh response from some.
On the surface it looks like a gay fantasy, describing an attraction to young boys and their wily charms.
But nothing is quite so straightforward.
We often bang on about this but ambiguity is such a strong part of Japanese erotica — there are no clear definitions.
Japanese fans of Shotacon are probably not definable just as “gay” and in fact much of the fantasy seems to involve boys who are possibly girls… but with a penis.
Femininity is key here. Shotacon may even have been a sub-genre that broke away from Yayoi, the homoerotic (but often non-sexual) manga style that caters largely for female readers.
As you’d expect from the most innovative and complex adult industry in the world, there are plenty of Shotacon toys.
Take the Boku da yo Otoko no ko Onahole, a long and stretchy masturbation sleeve. But importantly the characters for “Otoko no ko” are not the usual 男の子 meaning “boy” but rather 男の娘, which is often used for crossdressers.
Continuing down this vein is the Otoko no Ko? Shemale Onahole, which is very obviously presenting a “New Half” transgender fantasy figure.
The girlish boy fantasy naturally leans more to the anal, as explored in the Puni Syota Otoko no Ko Anal Hole.
And then things get really inventive with the Boy’s Anus Otoko no Ko Smell Bottle, giving you an anal aroma in a handy little bottle.
Do you like Akihabara maids?
Even if otaku idol girls are not your thing, everyone can still see that an Akihabara maid cafe lady is a hottie that needs to be given the real customer attention she demands.
Now you can… with just your hand.
The Akiba Maid Onahole has been cloned from a genuine Akibahara maid.
Now you can pump away inside a maid till your heart’s content every day — and without paying the silly table charges they slap on you in Akiba.
We visited one maid cafe last year and were a bit disappointed, to be honest. They were employing foreign maids and the whole place seemed catered to everyone’s idea of a maid cafe, rather than just getting on with the job itself. It had almost become a parody of itself.
Saying that, this was one of those places giving out flyers on the street so we’re sure there are some more interesting cafes if you are willing to search.
On a side note, Osaka’s maids are offering more than just cups of tea these days too, if you know where to look. Osaka, ever the dirtier cousin of Tokyo, has a district called Nipponbashi (not to be confused with Tokyo’s Nihonbashi, which is VERY different), a similar sort of place to Akiba.
There are now maid cafes in Nipponbashi who are still at school — AND they offer all kinds of “below the belt” services, reports Tokyo Reporter from the tabloids. You can get a “deep kiss”, hug or even oral sex. Now that’s what we call service.
Onsen (hot spring) are a stable of any man’s fantasies about Japan.
Sexy girls emerging from the hot steam, clean and pungent in every nook and cranny of their elegant bodies…
They dry themselves off and head in their yukata to the tatami bedroom, where you proceed to investigate just how clean they are.
Being still warm to the touch, they also feel very warm on the INSIDE too.
And if you like the feel of a girl just out of a hot spring, then you will also love the Nukut Warming Onahole.
This masturbator can be heated up to retain a heat that will glow around your member as you penetrate it, much like a real, live girl will.
It will hold the temperature for around ten minutes if placed in water around 40°C (104°F).
We found that was more than enough time to finish what we started!
Presented by Tokyo Kinky