Japanese sex toys often use parody to add an extra layer of fun to the proceedings.
This is done for the purposes of comic relief but also disguise. You can then leave your sex toy in plain sight!
The “imitative” nature of the design can also add something to the effectiveness of the toy, especially in the case of the items like the candy lotion.
The Milk Carton Onahole once again parodies actual food packaging — this time a regular carton of milk.
It is overtly reminiscent of the milk produced by the disgraced Yukijirushi Nyugyo (Snow Brand Milk Products Co., Ltd.), whose milk was contaminated in the early 2000’s. Since then the company has changed hands and rebranded its milk as “Megmilk” in red.
The Milk Carton Onahole pays tribute to the older 200ml pack’s simple blue and white design, making this a nostalgic sex toy.
The “product name” can be read Nama-jirushi Chunyu, which is meant to be a play on Yukijirushi Nyugyo.
The other writing on the packaging is derivative and there is some wordplay going on (“unlimited in-and-out” but whose characters recall the characters for “unprocessed milk”).
Of course, inside there’s no actual milk — just a normal tight masturbator toy to “drink”.
This also taps into the whole kinkiness of milk, which is not as common in Japan as other countries (traditionally not drinking tea or coffee like Europeans or Americans). Instead, milk has connotations of breast milk and lactating breasts are a huge sex club fetish, porn, sex toys, lubes and more.
The Japanese have come up with some unusual sex toys and adult products in their time.
Frankly, many defy explanation.
But I think we have a new winner.
They have been created by guro manga artist Shintaro Kago as awesome ideas for the things sex toys should really be doing for us.
And what ideas they are.
“Dekichatta-kon setto” (Shotgun wedding set) consists of a condom with a hole in it, plus a spout for collecting spent semen, a needle for puncturing a condom, and a small bottle (for secretly storing your lover’s spunk, natch).
Apparently you can buy the set from TACO ché, a bookstore in Nakano Broadway, a subculture district in west Tokyo, where Shintaro Kago is currently holding an exhibition.
Or how about this “spring” to stop your partner penetrating too far inside your pussy?
If he pushes in too deep, he gets “bounced” back. Certainly more effective than the old femidom or diaphragm.
Or there is this “sex prevention” toy for when you are feeling tired but your partner nonetheless insists on sex.
He will get a harsh surprise when he tries to insert himself inside you. The packaging also says it is recommended for rape prevention!
This is a “bullying set” so you can put pins on someone’s chair or glue on the insides of their shoes.
The most controversial, perhaps, is this set for having sex with a corpse.
Necrophiliacs will delight in that it provides a solution for the perennial problem of a rotting vagina through special plugs to keep out the smell. And if you have trouble getting your “partner” hard or wet enough, there is a lubricant included, as well as a tool for keeping the cock hard.
Lastly, this set allows you to “inject” your boyfriend’s penis with fake blood.
When he goes to pee he will see blood flowing from his member, terrifying him into thinking he has caught some terrible disease.
Debu means a “fatty” or “ugly” girl, similar to the slang word busu.
We’ve seen this kind of fetish masturbator before. The Debu-topia was an awesome toy that paid tribute to the curves of a debu body.
But the Debu-sen is bigger and better.
It is heavier, natch, weighting in at 760g (26.8 oz), but it is also brilliantly rendered. Just look at the folds of flesh, the drooping breasts, and the chunky elephant thighs.
There are also two holes to choose from, just like in real life. And the best thing about larger ladies? They’re grateful.
Previously Tama Toys gave us the Houdan Bullet Masturbator. A sex toy in the design of a round of ammo? We thought nothing could top that.
Sure, the Ball Sack Shaburo was pretty unusual (and effective too).
But a bullet? Perhaps nothing says Modern Sex better.
And yet Tama Toys have done it again: a new innovation that looks amazing and works like a treat too.
The Pineapple Hole Hand Grenade Masturbator is, as the name suggests, a sex toy that looks like a hand grenade on the outside.
But it’s not a bomb. The explosions are only what happen sexually.
It’s also not just a gimmick. The unique look of the toy means you can disguise your fun and have it on a shelf or in a drawer, to the casual observer just a hipster toy.
The design also means it easier to grip and “throw” while hugging your member.
Moreover, the internal passage is a single, straight corkscrew that is designed for ultimate tightness and strength on your as you slide in and out of the grenade. Once you start, defusing this bomb is hard.
Japanese sex toys love to play cheeky jokes.
Food and drink products have also inspired parodies and sometimes this can come in handy for “disguising” your adult treat.
One of the latest is this onacup-style masturbator, the Onanee Onariko Cup.
The name and the packaging is a parody of Jagarico, the popular potato crisp sticks made by Calbee.
These famously come in a “pot” that you open to get at the crisps inside. The mascot is a giraffe character.
This isn’t just a superficial pastiche. The inside of the onacup is designed to be long and thin, just like the Jagarico sticks. Plus the packaging makes it easy to squeeze and adjust the pressure you feel as you explore inside.
We’ve seen lots of paizuri (titty fucking) toys in our time.
This fantasy is certainly a hard one (no pun intended) to realize in Japan — land of the flat chest — unless you are lucky enough to have bakunyuu “explosive bust” Hitomi Tanaka or Rara Anzai for your bedroom partner.
So in lieu of trying it with a real partner, Japanese guys make do with these kinds of toys.
Many are just as you’d expect — busts that you can squeeze around your member while you slide in and out. Often they have nice nubbing and so on between the breasts to heighten the experience.
The Love Titty Onahole is more unusual: you literally penetrate the breast.
And that’s a bit similar to the Oppai Other, Other Side of Tits Paizuri Onahole.
Okay, it has a long name but it’s worth it.
Here you actually push yourself through the breasts, sliding through the generously lined tunnel.
The Oppai Other, Other Side of Tits is made by Prime and it’s a full air hole release type toy. That means the penetration hole goes right the way through, making cleaning much easier…
And there’s a bonus side which even regular masturbators with full air holes don’t have. The hole doesn’t just pass right the way through — it actually has a double entrance, so you can penetrate it from either side.
In other words, you can fuck the breasts from the front or the back (due to the design of the inner hole, the sensation varies).
You can also enjoy the more conventional paizuri sensations of squeezing yourself between the buoyant breasts. The nipples are also super flexible and realistic.
So no matter how hot your lady friend is, we don’t think she can offer you this experience.
Good news if you want to support persecuted Japanese female artist Megumi Igarashi (aka Rokudenashiko). Known for her artworks modelled on her own vagina, she has produced glow-in-the-dark figures, boats, and more.
Now Rokudenashiko (meaning “Good-For-Nothing Girl”) has taken the natural next step and created a sex toy!
She has worked with Tokyo Design (a brand by ) to make the Rokudenashiko Chinderella Masturbation Pod, a sex toy for men inspired by Igarashi’s now notorious Dekoman “decorated pussy” art.
Igarashi was recently charged by police following her second arrest. Her crime? Creating artworks modelled on her genitalia.
Her persecution for “obscenity” by a nation which produces the world’s highest amount of porn per capita and her rampant prostitution, not to mention a strong and healthy tradition of erotica going back centuries, has understandably drawn confusion from people around the world.
We welcome this new development, not least because we obviously love Japanese sex toys, but also because it will help Igarashi pay for her mounting legal expenses.
As Kanojo Toys say:
This Chinderella (“penis Cinderella”) cheeky masturbation aid is very flexible and is lined inside with a nest of stimulating bumps. Just pour in some lube to get the party going. We’ve seen this kind of snug masturbation pod toy before and they are always effective since their design creates a perfect vacuum seal around your member, ideal for popping you off and allowing your hands to massage the outside just the way you like it.
Sounds pretty good, huh?
Igarashi, more of these please!
Amazon.co.jp has released its list of bestselling items for the year.
Naturally we went straight to check out the adult section!
The top seller was the Seven Teen Bordeaux Onahole, a now classic onahole of virgin teenager sensations.
This was followed by another Tenga toy at Number 3 — the Tenga Flip Hole.
Number 5 was a lube from the Pepe series by Nippori.
Number 6 was the Sujiman Kupa! Cocolo, a large and heavy onahole from Magic Eyes, and the newest item on the bestselling list.
Number 7 was another lubricant, while Number 8 was Hanjuku Succubus Tsuyudaku Super Hard Type.
Interestingly, with the exceptions of the final entries in the list, the bestsellers are not new products, proving that the oldies really are the goodies.
We’re still debating what was our personal favorite adult toy of 2014 but a strong contender is the intriguing Footjob Onahole.
We also loved the Vorze A10 Cyclone sex machine.
Did you have any favorites this year?
Kanojo Toys is celebrating the start of the holidays with a Black Friday and Cyber Monday sale.
ALL Japanese adult toys, from dolls to masturbators, lube, dildos and cosplay costumes, are 10% off.
You can claim your discount with the code blackfriday2014.
There will also be a Cyber Monday sale, also with 10% off with the code cybermonday2014.
So what are you waiting for?! Get shopping for that masturbator or toy you’ve always wanted over on Kanojo Toys.
Onahole masturbator sleeves come (no pun intended) in all shapes and sizes, as well as neat “extras”.
And then there is the Japanese Footjob Onahole, which has been designed to give the sensation of a hot Japanese girl rubbing your member with the soles of her feet.
A stable of Japanese porn (JAV), the foot rub (ashi-koki) is an erotic experience slower and more delicate than the standard handjob (te-koki) but it allows you to look down at the girl at the far end of your body, working her magic gradually with her feet.
This is a very well done sex toy. Obviously the concept is cool and works well, since you can hook the feet around your cock and control it as fast or slow as you like. The toes are small and cute, just like a sweet young Japanese girl’s.
The “feet” themselves are pretty smooth. With some lube you will get some traction but if you want things to move at a faster pace, you need some grip. And that’s the clever trick of the Japanese Footjob Onahole. It comes with two socks that you can slip over the feet and these have special padding to give a better stroking effect. And they also mean you can get the experience of another aspect of the footjob fetish, where they girl wears socks or tights while tickling the man with her feet.
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