Christmas Eve in Japan is all about couples having sex. Christmas in Japan is about...well, cosplay, KFC chicken, and strawberries.
Ever the nonconformist, we are spending our Christmas doing what we always do: checking out the latest developments in the world of Japanese adult video and gravure idols, while also keeping our beady eyes on the new arrivals in the sex toys market.
And what a Christmas present Tenga has given us -- and everyone. The Apple of adult toys has launched its latest venture in masturbation pleasure with the Tenga crysta series of (currently) three sex ...
Our friends at Kanojo Toys are holding a Christmas sale right now, offering a 20% discount on purchases of adult toys from Japan.
Just use the code HOL19 to claim your discount.
We particularly recommend the Kanojo Toys selection of "lucky bags" and other special packs from major Japanese sex toy brands like Tama Toys and Toy's Heart.
Not only are these sets a lot of fun -- since the contents are random -- but also good value, as you usually get toys and item with a total value more than standard price.
First up, the Tama Toys Onahole Value Pack offers a set of four masturbators by one of ...
The Nama Jiri Switch Ass Onahole by the aptly-named Yelolab brand has caught our attention, since we are well-known butt connoisseurs always on the hunt for the latest entry in this market.
Based on the rear of a sexy Japanese teacher character, it is yet another addition to the annals of awesome Japanese asses.
As our friends at Kanojo Toys say, the toy "not only realistically clones the look and feel of a perfectly bouncy butt, but also comes with two tight holes that are barely distinguishable from the genuine article."
But why the name? Because this ass offers the best of both ...
Drink your milk if you want to grow up into a healthy young boy!
This is no doubt what your folks used to say to you way back when, but what about if the cow wants to drink YOUR milk?
That's the weird but wonderful case with this unique Cow Girl Onahole by Toy's Heart.
As the name suggests, this is inspired by a half-cow, half-human character who is keen to slurp up your liquid offering as well as show off her enormous, er, udders.
As Kanojo Toys says, "as soon as you touch the masturbator, its Virgin Skin material will put you in the moo-d even more. She's a real expert in the ...
We recently reported with glee about the porn comeback of Shion Utsunomiya, going through yet another name change to become Rara Anzai (again).
That alone is more than enough news to brighten up our November and clear away those autumnal clouds. But then there's this.
The J-cup goddess has gone and got her you-know-what cloned and replicated as a masturbator toy.
The Japanese Real Hole Indecent Rara Anzai is the latest in a successful series of toys by EXE and S1, all based on famous adult video stars.
While we are still waiting for an oppai bust toy that replicates Shion's ...
We are very pleased to share that our friends at Kanojo Toys have been busy relaunching their immensely popular shop, which is the best online destination for ordering Japanese adult toys from anywhere around the world.
On top of a bunch of visual improvements, Kanojo Toys now has a more sophisticated navigation, making it easier to find the types of toys you like whether you are a straight man looking for masturbation aids, a woman in search of toys for herself, or a couple seeking out fresh thrills. The relaunched store is packed with new categories as well as subcategories, allowing you ...
If you like your Japanese ladies a little pocchari (chubby) and larger, rest assured there is plenty of fetish porn and idols for you -- even in the land of the rising sun, where most women are slender.
Some meat on the bones is never a bad thing in our minds and we keep special places in our hearts for curvier models like Ayaka Sayama and Sayaka Isoyama (though we do draw the line at Naomi Watanabe).
It's also why we are always keen to try out the latest in a long line of pocchari/debusen chubby fetish sex toys.
According to our friends at Kanojo Toys, the Chubby Pussy Onahole is the ...
If truth be told, we are lucky enough to check out and use a lot of new onaholes and masturbators.
Most look more or less the same, even if they feel quite different inside due to material, texture, tunnel design, and so on.
But there are quite a few out there that incorporate all kinds of incredible gimmicks into the whole toy, including the exterior. This are the standout onaholes and which frequently make it onto the pages of this humble blog.
The latest we have spotted and tried is the Sugoman Musume Onahole, a new masturbator by Enjoy Toys that integrates fingers into the ...
Regular readers will know how much we like to highlight the healthy and amusing degree to which parody exists in the Japanese adult toys and adult video industry.
Makoto Shinkai's hit anime Weathering With You has already inspired one parody porn release.
Now along comes the inevitable onahole toy! Does Shinkai know about all these parodies? Perhaps it's better than he doesn't...
The Toilet Bowl With You Onahole is very unofficial and maker Tama Toys has done enough obfuscation to ensure it won't get sued, but this is clearly inspired by the blockbuster movie. The name in Japanese is Benki ...
Will it fuck up your mind by fucking a brain? Actually, not at all. Far from it, in fact.
Having previously given us a grenade-shaped masturbator and a Tokyo Skytree parody onahole, Tama Toys has taken a leap right into no-man's land with the insanely inventive design of its latest adult toy: the Brainfucker Masturbatory Aid Onahole.
The Brainfucker is pretty much everything its name suggests and every bit as awesome. It really is shaped just like a human encephalon.
Get ready for the sexiest brainstorming session of your life! [...] Simply insert yourself into the frontal lobe and feel ...
