While we may well praise their miraculous bodies on the pages of this humble blog, the truth is that the likes of Maria Sano or Yuka Someya sadly do not reflect the reality of most Japanese ladies. Of course, the majority have modest, if not under-sized, busts.
The Gokujo Amazing Japanese Breasts, available now from our friends at Kanojo Toys, is the answer to your needs: since we all need a pair of beautiful tits lying around.
Unless you get to fuck Japanese porn stars, you probably don't have access to a pair of breasts this large on a regular basis. Well, now you do. Because this is an L ...
The Nechoman Sticky Pussy Onahole is a series of three masturbator toys with special "mucosal layer" design.
While that may sound kind of strange, even yucky, the results are awesome.
Crafted by the ever-reliable folks at Magic Eyes, the anime idol box art alone is enough to get your johnson perky and standing upright.
If you like your ladies and your pocket pussies wet, wet, wet, then the Nechoman and her "sticky canal" is here for your needs.
As our friends over at Kanojo Toys, your number one store for all things adult about Japan, say: "These are perfect if you like a girl with ...
At first glance, these look like Tenga Onacups in all their stylish and universally appreciated glory. But for once, we aren't writing about something that pleasures the cock. The Sweet Love Cup is about the taste buds in your mouth.
Open up these mini onacups and find ten individually wrapped chocolates to eat alone or with a partner, either as a pre- or post-coital treat.
Naturally, the release is timed perfectly for Valentine's Day (which in Japan, is when women given chocolates to men -- who are meant to reciprocate on so-called White Day, on March 14th).
This isn't the first time that ...
The bestselling series of Sujiman Kupa onaholes by Magic Eyes returns with two new entries.
Designed for different tastes, these "fifth trip" iterations in the popular series are available in soft or hard versions -- both modeled on the awesome pussy of a shojo hentai anime character as featured on the amazing box art. (Note the cog theme and the sexy female character steampunk influences!)
The realistically pink Sujiman Kupa Mattari Fifth Soft Trip Onahole features five zones, each of them engraved with distinct anatomical textures. Experience the dimensionless pleasure of clearly ...
The new Evangelion movie, Evangelion: 3.0+1.0, will come out in June in Japan.
To celebrate, a Japanese adult toy brand has come up with an unofficial marketing strategy: a series of parody dildos!
The Ene Evolution dildos imitate certain aspects of the much-loved mecha anime franchise, as well as the look and even font.
First up, we have the Ene Evolution 00 Anal Dildo, a yellow and white toy modeled after Rei Ayanami's EVA Unit-00.
Based on Evangelion EVA Unit-01, as any Neon Genesis Evangelion fan will instantly recognize, the Ene Evolution 01 Anal Dildo is, of course, purple and ...
When you've got it, flaunt it, as the saying goes.
Sometimes known as the Japanese Paris Hilton, Sari Kato (加藤紗里) is a woman of many talents and careers: grid girl (race queen), cosplayer, actor, model, YouTuber, and even dog trainer. Now 29 years old, she's an all-round tarento (talento) who pops up on television for reasons no one quite knows other than that she is famous for being famous.
While she hasn't (yet) gone down the path of adult video, she's is definitely aware of her sexy (and slutty) looks and exploits them constantly.
Perhaps the most overt examples of this now are ...
The Apple of the Japanese adult industry, Tenga, is back with another hit masturbation aid for men: behold the Tenga Geo.
In terms of color and sculptural beauty, this exquisite-looking remind us of the Tenga 3D, but the Geo is also brilliantly original, shaped like spheres or spores of masturbation pleasure.
There are three versions of the Tenga Geo to choose from (Aqua, Coral, and Glacier), each with a different design of gel that you can reverse and wrap around your cock while you tug and pull.
As our friends at Kanojo Toys write:
With an elegant wave pattern, the Aqua ...
Lots of women make their debuts in the Japanese adult video industry to relatively minor fanfare. After all, it's a crowded market. If they are lucky, newcomers get a big marketing push and it helps boost their career prospects. And if you are someone making a well-publicized switch from another career -- music idol, gradol, acting, TV presenting -- you are guaranteed extra publicity.
But it's rare for porn producers to have so much faith in their new star that they even create a sex toy to accompany her debut release.
That's what's happened with Runa Hotsuki (朋月るな), whose ...
Just when you think Tenga couldn't get any more mainstream, along comes another development to prove you wrong.
Tenga is always a savvy one when it comes to promotion, as its Christmas popper recently showed. The Apple of Japanese adult toys (for men and women) has frequently engaged in clever stunts and campaigns to raise awareness and acceptance of its masturbation aids and other toys. But this is perhaps one with potentially the widest reach yet.
Behold the Tenga iPhone case.
Yes, now iPhone users will be able to advertise their love for Tenga and all the wonderful things ...
Damn, we missed this one. Now here is something that would have livened up our Christmas lunch and dinner!
We just heard about this fun promotional item made by everyone's favorite Japanese masturbation aid and sex toys brand. For the holiday season this year, Tenga created a special party popper that resembles ones of its classic onacups.
If you want to advertise to your family members or friends your penchant for masturbating with the help of Tenga toys, this red popper is for you.
At any social gathering, just whip out this deceptively realistic Tenga Cracker and pull. ...
