One of the things we love about Japanese pornography is its use of parody and pastiche -- and the parody is often very topic. This is something of a ongoing trait in Japanese adult toys in general, too, as the parody masturbators and lubes of anime, mascots, celebrities and products show. Recently we even wrote about an onahole inspired by Kumamoto Prefecture. Examples with AV include an awesome porn based on Ultraman and one on the "wailing" Japanese politician Ryutaro Nonomura. "Career Woman Male Fishing" may well star Nao Mizuki, but she's clearly been made to look like female ...

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Who says the Japanese don't have a sense of humor? In fact, it often mixes very curiously with their sense of sexuality, too. Parody is a very healthy element to the adult industry and many toys reef of various aspects of pop or subculture, including anime, well-known consumer products, and more. Our recent favorites include the Kimi no Ana Your Name Kimi no Na wa Parody Onahole and DanMachi Hestia Strangle Hole. Now we have spotted this new one: the Japan Sex Tourism Kumamoto Onahole. It stops short of actually parodying Kumamon, the wildly popular Kumamoto ...

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You've seen the movie. Now get the parody onahole. The Kimi no Ana Your Name Kimi no Na wa Parody Onahole is -- you've guessed it -- inspired by Your Name (Kimi no Na wa), the Makoto Shinkai anime that has been the biggest film of the year in Japan. This cheap but effective masturbator sleeve is called Kimi no Ana or "Your Hole". As Kanojo Toys says, it is initially ambiguous whether this is an anal or vaginal experience. Is it a vagina? Is it a butt hole? The only way to find out is to insert yourself and explore! The third section has a spiral-like structure with rings ...

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Japanese male porn performer Shimiken (aka Ken Shimizu) isn't satisfied with getting to have sex with gorgeous women like Shoko Takasaki and Yua Mikami every day of the week. (Yes, every single day.) Nor is he bruised after opening a short-lived "poo curry" restaurant. How much money did he lose in that venture? Better go and screw some more ladies, Ken! Now the AV star has made his own t-shirt. And it's awesome. The character on the front, Onassy, is clearly meant to be a phallic, onanistic version of Funassyi, the wildly popular mascot character from Funabashi, Chiba. It's ...

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Remember Ryutaro Nonomura? He was the Hyogo Prefecture politician accused of exploiting his position to enjoy a luxury life, all financed as expenses paid for by local voters. He held a press conference to explain his actions but which descended into an insane scene of him bawling and wailing. The unique media incident has already inspired at least one parody porn film and even influenced an anime. Now there is a parody adult manga too. It portrays a Nonomura-lookalike doing his press conference while a woman under the table starts to suck him off. It ends with the lucky (unlucky?) guy ...

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In need of a lube that isn't like the rest? The Onassyi Funassyi Lubricant is a parody lube by Pepee, inspired by the wildly popular character Funassyi. The yellow pear was designed to be a mascot (yuru-kyara) for the city of Funbashi in Chiba. Though not officially accepted by the city authorities, Funassyi has gone on to achieve worldwide -- and even global -- fame, resulting in an industry of merchandise, spin-off characters, an anime series, and more. Funassyi is known for being a bit hyperactive and jumping up super high. Which is similar to how you will feel when this lube is ...

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Every now and then, Japan's character artists create something truly awesome and original, and which captures the imagination of people around the world. Take Calne Ca by Deino, an idol with a mechanized calcium skeleton (hence the "Ca" in the name). The character -- a favorite of ambitious cosplayers -- is derived from the Vocaloid idol Hatsune Miku. Her name is pronounced Karune Shii-e. According to the Vocaloid Wikia: Her name comes from kara (骸) and ne (音), as well as CA (シーエ), the chemical symbol of calcium. This is due to Calne Ca being a mechanized skeleton ...

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Ever since the scandal of designer Keijiro Sano's official 2020 Tokyo Olympic and Paralympic Games logo, people have been having fun with making their own versions of the troubled design. Sano's logo may or may not have been plagiarized from a Belgian source. Regardless, it became clear that Sano himself has plagiarized other materials for previous work. The internet was largely responsible or this -- netizens tracked down Sano's copies and caused a lot of the fury. Sano even deleted his social media accounts just ahead of the announcement, perhaps fearing a backlash. Though at times ...

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"Ultraman porn" is a thing in Japan. Women dressed up as Ultraman-like characters (especially the Mother of Ultraman) in tight costumes and being screwed by men and other "creatures" is not just a nostalgic fantasy, it is an outright erotic fetish in its own right. Porn label GIGA likes these pastiche superhero/superheroine porn and they seem to be responsible for the unofficial Mother of Ultra porn (there may be others around). The "Giant Heroine" (Kyodai Heroine) franchise started way back in 2008 with a film starrting Nana Saeki. The most recent was in July 2015, starring Miho ...

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The Hestia boom has been growing this year and it just got better. The busty character from DanMachi (Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon?) was the star of the light novel and subsequent anime adaptation, and has now become a cult character in her own right. Twitter went wild with a mini meme in the spring, where many people copied Hestia's signature blue ribbon costume and uploaded pics to the social network. Then we had a Taiwanese cosplayer who showed us that busty ladies go very nicely indeed with Hestia costumes. Hestia is now the inspiration for the DanMachi ...

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Japanese sex toys often use parody to add an extra layer of fun to the proceedings. We've seen countless parody onaholes, so with clever packaging that resemble actual commercial products such as beer cans and snacks. There are also lubricants like this -- which at first glance look just like green tea or even wine bottles. This is done for the purposes of comic relief but also disguise. You can then leave your sex toy in plain sight! The "imitative" nature of the design can also add something to the effectiveness of the toy, especially in the case of the items like the candy ...

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The Candy Lotion Portable Lubricants will fool anyone until they try to eat one of your sweets. On the surface, all you've got in your hand is a bag of candy. In fact, these are mini capsules which can be broken to give you an oozing lube for enjoying with a partner, by yourself, or with a sex toy. This makes them very discrete if you want to leave them lying around or even if you want to take them around with you -- in your bag to work or to the store. You never know when you might need some lube! It's not just a gimmick. The lubes are really effective too. There ...

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The Japanese have come up with some unusual sex toys and adult products in their time. Frankly, many defy explanation. But I think we have a new winner. They have been created by guro manga artist Shintaro Kago as awesome ideas for the things sex toys should really be doing for us. And what ideas they are. "Dekichatta-kon setto" (Shotgun wedding set) consists of a condom with a hole in it, plus a spout for collecting spent semen, a needle for puncturing a condom, and a small bottle (for secretly storing your lover's spunk, natch). Apparently you can buy the set from TACO ...

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Japanese sex toys love to play cheeky jokes. That's why you get so many masturbators, vibrators and even condoms themed unofficially around famous idols, games, books and so on (including Pachinko!). Food and drink products have also inspired parodies and sometimes this can come in handy for "disguising" your adult treat. In the past we've seen Green Tea Lotion and a host of other sex toys based on actual beverages or snacks, including cup noodle, beer cans and more. One of the latest is this onacup-style masturbator, the Onanee Onariko Cup. The name and the packaging ...

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Parody is a big part of the Japanese adult industry, which never takes itself too seriously and loves to create toys overtly (and unofficially) parodying something, whether that be a famous people, idol group, anime, and even drink products. At the end of last year, a parody JAV title was made that had a lot of fun with the case of Ryutaro Nonomura. If you recall, he was the Hyogo Prefecture politician accused of having dodgy expenses and whose press conference justifying his actions descended into bawling. His habit of putting his hands to his ears to listen to questions quickly went ...

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For a culture that doesn't really have much sense of irony (especially in its comedy or mainstream entertainment), the Japanese sex toys industry seems to take the lead in introducing a healthy dose of parody into proceedings. And so we get sex toys very unofficially modeled on hunky EXILE member Atsushi and even a unique handjob toy and porn film series inspired by Hello! Project idol group Berryz Kobo. In the past we have also seen lubes and lotions based on famous drinks, Gundam-inspired condoms, and even Pachinko vibrators. This Listen to Me, Girls! I Am Your Horny Father Onahole, ...

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We all like a nice handjob. But as any connoisseur knows, there are various techniques and styles to a good handjob. Rigorous. Gentle. Swift and sharp. But how about cute? Can you get jerked off in a sweet and innocent way? In Japan, yes. The Beyz Kobo Handjob Idol Toy recreates this sensation with a super kawaii touch. We've seen a lot of handjob masturbators in our time, from robotic jerkbot machines to "gloves" with a "woman's touch" and more. But we've never seen one with a finger like this! If you like Japanese idol groups you will straightaway notice the ...

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We know this is going to be a divisive release -- and that's why we're blogging about it. Over at KanojoToys they have a JAV porn DVD for sale called "Rina-chan Best". "Rina-chan Best" is a long 480-minute double-disk DVD porn set for the audiences who love eight-hour paipan schoolgirl fantasies. And that's quite a big audience in Japan, it seems. Rina is a sweet little girl who measures a mere 147cm (4.8 ft) in height. Like small girls with flat chests? She's the one for you. (After all, there's no shortage of them in Japan.) In the series of films in this set Rina is put ...

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Parody and sex. Not a typical partnership but one that you can find in abundance in Japan. Japanese sex toys are always making allusions and references to popular culture. From the Atushi Male Body Dildo (pop idol Atsushi from EXILE) to the "hi-jitsuzai" unreal Virgin JS First Fellatio (a reference to the "hijitsuzai seishonen" wording in the controversial revision to Tokyo laws for "protecting youth" against harmful manga), there is a host of wordplay and in-jokes just waiting to be unravelled. The Hyper Dash Rotor Vibrator Kit is inspired by Gakken's Otona no Kagaku "adult ...

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Not all Japanese sex toys are for the boys, you know. The Atushi Japanese Male Body Dildo is a flatbed-style torso body dildo. It gives you a muscular, sexy Japanese man's chest as well as an erect cock and balls for you to ride. The title is a cheeky reference to Atsushi, the hunky guy from the idol band EXILE. Japanese sex toys often use wordplay and parody in their titles, often riding along a thin legal line in the process. We wonder what the real Atsushi would think of this tribute? Actually, though, this is for the boys as much as the girls, since there is an anal hole ...

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It's sadly no longer available but sometimes we like to explore the archives of older interesting Japanese adult toys. There are some real gems to be found and this is one of them. We hope the manufacturers bring it back some day! The Cup Nude was a ona-cup with a difference -- on the outside, it looked like a pot of instant noodles. Peel off the lid and you have, though, not a block of Cup Noodle waiting for hot water, but a soft body of flesh and a hole to dip into your own "chopstick". Add lube rather than the usual flavoring powder! Rather than waiting three minutes for the ...

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One of the most interesting trends in Japanese adult toys is parody or the way it uses other media as inspiration for "unofficial" adaptations. This is particularly the case with anime or otaku-themed onaholes. A new example is inspired by Papakiki!, the popular anime and manga series, and known by its full title as Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Father! (Papa no iu koto wo kikinasai!). Taking the schoolgirl virgin characters and converting their tight pussies into handy holes, the Listen to Me, Girls. I Am Your Horny Father! is a new series of three holes. Here's how ...

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If you like drinking in style then you will want to lube up decadently too, right?! There's nothing like spoiling the mood after an expensive meal and many glasses of wine by whipping out some boring bottle of gel... Why be functional?! Us gals want something fancy! The Nure Nure Nouveau is just that, a set of two lotions that look like bottles of sparkling wine. They come in either white or rosé pink, and even have scents for that extra sensory luxury! This "vintage 1919" lotion is of course not just a light-hearted replica packaging, though it will still fully lube you and ...

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Fancy a drink? What do you want, beer or soda? Well, you can't drink from these delights but there's plenty of other things to do with them! The Double Sukkiri Can and the Onaho Super Wet may both look like drink cans, but upon closer inspection you'll see the packaging is full of ironic lettering and the objects have another use entirely. The Onoho Super Wet looks like a can of Japan's famous Asahi Super Dry beer from a distance, but houses a silicone onacup where you'd normally find a clean, malty brew. And the Onaho Super Wet even comes in a six-pack for that authentic ...

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A while back we blogged about some "novelty" green tea lotion that has an uncanny resemblance to the real thing. This is what we love about sex toys in Japan: They have more than once dimension to them! Not only are these good for getting off, but you can enjoy them as ideas as well. Am I looking into it to deeply??? For a fresh, cold one after work! Instead of Asahi Super Dry beer, it's Onaho Wet, the beer-themed onahole that quenches that other thirst that men get (to stick it into something). While usually reserved for budget-conscious college students and for those who need ...

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