Does it matter that Japanese girls have flat chests?

Sometimes we spend so much time drooling over sexy idols that we forget that the majority of Japanese girls don’t have such exquisite busts. In fact, as I’m sure you’re all aware, most of them have very small breasts — if any at all!

But is this such an issue? What do we need breasts for? Sure, a bit of nipple is nice — but large, bouncing breasts are surely overrated in this day and age.

For me, it’s only a problem if they are also totally straight on their hips and with flat asses. Then it can be like having sex with a pencil (or a young boy) and not pleasant.

There is a great word in Japanese to describe this: hinnyu (貧乳). It means to have “impoverished breasts”. Other Japanese nicknames for flat-chested include chopping board (manaita) and washboard (sentakuita).

Of course, Megumi tells me, traditionally, having too big breasts would have been tough for wearing kimono and other old styles of clothes. So having small breasts is definitely a part of Japanese culture.

Like with anything, actually size doesn’t matter. It’s what you do with them that counts.

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Why are Japanese girls pigeon-toed?

It must be up there with the bad teeth, the supposedly flat chests, and the noises during sex… Japanese girls are pigeon-toed. It’s certainly not all but a visible minority of certain younger girls walk in a strange bow-legged way.

But why?

It is perhaps something to do with always wearing high heels and having thin legs. As any girl knows, these will essentially warp your legs into all kinds of bad contortions.

Traditionally Japanese women also do not have much in the way of buttocks or thighs (after all, the kimono is a totally straight piece of clothing).

Western women, on the other hand, have larger rears and might be said to try to pull it in as they walk, meaning they push their feet out. For Japanese girls, it’s the opposite — some might try (subconsciously) to make their asses look more shapely and feminine by walking with them sticking out, making their legs and feet curve inwards.

That’s one practical explanation. Japanese sources usually put it down to us girls having to sit in the seiza seating position from a young age — though that does not really explain why it’s most pronounced in Shinjuku and Shibuya ladies, who are definitely not the sort to still be doing tea ceremony classes!

Do you know any more?

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The Sexiest Intelligent Japanese Women

We talk a lot about idols and porn stars on this blog.

But there are plenty of sexy intelligent Japanese women too, you know! Here we introduce you to some of the very best.

Crystal Takigawa (b. 1977) is a former news reader, sadly now turned into a generic and ubiquitous model.

Mieko Kawakami (b. 1976) is an award-winning novelist, singer and actress. Born in Osaka, she recently got married for the second time to a fellow writer.

Mariko Asabuki (b. 1984) is another novelist from Kansai and very pretty as well!

Kasetsu (b. 1975) is a contemporary calligrapher. Not sure how you make your living doing that but she looks lovely anyway.

Asami Kiyokawa (b. 1979) is a Japanese artist who creates elaborately decorated photographs with famous women celebrities.

Shiina Ringo (b. 1978) is one of the most acclaimed and popular singers in Japan, and a real tough and sexy gal to boot.

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Japan and the “Cute” Duck-Face Pout Fetish

Much like the yaeba snaggletooth phenomenon, the Japanese trend of the duck face has both fascinated and revolted foreigners.

Japanese girls make the duck-face pout (ahiru-guchi) as they think it makes them look cute and attractive to men. You look “dumb” and submissive, and, since Japanese ladies don’t usually have much in the way of busts or butts they have to make up for it by charming gentlemen with their faces.

Classic duck-face advocates include Tomomi Itano from AKB48, singer Yuki and voice actress Aya Hirano, though it can look sexier in the context.

It was first used in the late Nineties to talk about singer Ami Suzuki and the word entered the Japanese dictionary in 2006.

So what do you guys out there think? Sexy or not?

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The Japanese Way of Sex

For some time now we’ve been collecting general thoughts about how the Japanese differ in the bedroom department. I reckon this wil be the first of many posts but here are a few ideas for now!

Noise
This can apply to all Asian girls but probably most of all Japanese chicks. Noise. Be prepared for it. Lots of it. Actually, we could call this better screaming. You will likely be shocked by the high-pitched gasping and wailing the girl will be making while you pound away. She doesn’t think she’s being raped. She just thinks she’d supposed to make the noises. There are all sorts of theories why but, at any rate, our western chums tend to find it very, very off-putting. If you tell the girl to stop, in our experience typically she can turn it off.

Cleanliness
Japanese girls can be downright dirty at times but they like to be clean beforehand. Japanese culture has a long tradition of the clean being sacred. Before we get into all the anthropology, perhaps all you need to know is that both men and women are often expected to have a bath or shower before having sex. This of course then gives birth to plenty of mutual bathing fun times…

Contraception
Or the lack of it. Japanese girls don’t tend to put up a fuss. Japanese guys don’t seem to want to use it. Hence you get a lot of shotgun weddings. If you like flying sans helmet and don’t mind the risks of STDs — rampant in Japan! — then you can guarantee she won’t be surprised.

Tight?
It’s a bit of an urban myth but Japanese (or Asian) girls have smaller hips, so you might find things tighter inside. This can actually be both good and bad, since the girls might have problems with larger penises.

Submissive?
Again, we find it totally depends on the girl but it’s certainly true that there are more starfishes (girls who just lie there, nicknamed maguro, or tuna, in Japanese) in Japan. Many girls feel it is their “duty” to lie still and take it (“open your legs and think of Japan”?), wait for their man to finish pumping away, all thew while of course providing the right soundtrack of shrieks and screeching.

Cum Shot
Even outside of porn, Japanese guys still expect to finish things off with a nice ol’ cum shot (bukkake) onto the girl’s body or face.

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Shit Asian Girls Say…

This has become a popular video so we wanted to post it in the context of Japanese ladies.

If this was just about Japanese girls, what would be some examples?

1) (on first date) Can you eat rice?
2) (on second date) Can you use chopsticks?
3) (every day) In Japan, we have FOUR seasons.
4) (just before sex) Do you love me?
5) (during sex) No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!

Can you think of any more?

At least, you can tell this “Asian” girl is actually a western girl of Asian descent. Man, look at her go!

This is also really funny and perhaps even truer…

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Top Tips for Bedding Japanese Girls

All right, guys, here are Kazuki’s top tips for getting yourself a Japanese girlfriend or just a one-off session with a Japanese girl at a conveniently located love hotel…

1. Go shopping together. Good way to bond and pass time. Buy ice cream and other sweet things. Other date trips can be to an art museum or to the movies, but shopping is a fail-safe default. They like Disney Land but that’s definitely a date to do when you are running out of ideas.

2. Let her practice her English. French, Italian and other languages are also okay but English has the most broad appeal. Feign interest no matter how slowly she speaks.

3. Take her to a “gaijin” bar or restaurant so you can talk about your homeland. Stem your curiosity in local cuisine and leave your quality bars at the door. No matter how bad the food or overly priced the “foreign” drinks, some gaijin atmosphere will set her in the right mood for inter-cultural liaisons.

4. Make jokes/comments about Japanese TV and pop culture to impress her. Keep conversation limited to everyday things in Japan or talking about your home country. No venturing into politics, economics or difficult subject matters…

5. Bring along a digital camera to take pictures together (or just use your phone).

6. Head to purikura photo booths to pose for cute pictures together. Great opportunities to get physical!

7. Pepper your conversation with slang Japanese expressions. Extra points for using Osaka dialect or other “funny” Japanese.

8. Be overly confident. It’s expected of foreigners to act forwardly and in a “masculine” way. Being a modest gentleman won’t get you anywhere since the ladies themselves are on the shy side.

9. If you are at a bar or club, see the above. You won’t need to buy her many drinks as alcohol tolerance is low.

10. Wait for the moment towards the end of the evening. She will be a bit drunk, it’s getting late and it’s time to “move on” to the next bar or… And the “or” is when you guide her towards the hotel or taxi.

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