We’ve talked before how, despite all their loveliness, there is no getting around the fact that many Japanese girls are flat chested.
As one commenter on that blog post pointed out, large breasts sag with age so it is better to go with modest chests in youth for a more attractive older woman. (And older Japanese women can also be extremely hot!)
Japanese hinnyu (“poor” breasts) can also be a fetish. Many guys here like girls with nothing on their chests!
Tsurupeta also means flat-chested and it seems there are some other hidden advantages to girls with no busts to speak of (though Japanese girls with nice breasts are also not so rare in the porn world).
The Tsurupeta Girl Laboratory Onahole is based on such a young Japanese girl with a flat chest.
But such a body also means that she has a super, super tight (and curving!) hole that will more than make up for whatever you miss upstairs.
Designed to be like the pussy of a preteen girl who hasn’t yet developed much (or anything) in the chest area, this hole is for anyone with a hankering for youthful, soft bodies. The texture and feel of this hole as you push yourself in deep reveals the secret merits of girls with small chests.
If you like a girl with intelligence — and we know there are plenty of hot, smart girls in Japan — then don’t be put off by science students! Sure, they have a kind of geeky image but there is a whole legion of lovely ladies manning (no pun intended) the labs, their beautiful faces reflected in test tubes.
A competition is currently being run to find the prettiest science student or young female science researcher.
You can check out the six contestants here.
From the sultry Ryoko Suwa, who looks hot in a lab coat and often goes to Roppongi, to the more tender Akira Hayashi, these ladies will make you reconsider your stereotypes about science!
The final “beauty contest” is happening next week in Shimokitazawa, the young and grungy neighborhood in west Tokyo.
We are prone to the charms of an intelligent woman and so we wanted to showcase some of the lovely artisans of the pen that occupy these shores.
Gravure models are all well and sexy, but sometimes a penetrating mind can be much more enchanting on the eye than its bookish stereotype would have you believe…
Kamiko Inuyama (犬山紙子)
Sultry essayist and columnist, Kamiko Inuyama, on top of having an unusual name, has made it her job to tell the world about beautiful girls who just don’t have any luck with guys. When you look as amazing as Ms. Inuyama (b. 1981), we find that really hard to believe!
Mieko Kawakami (川上未映子)
Mieko Kawakami (b. 1976) is from Osaka (always a sexy point) and probably the most famous lady on our short list. She is an award-winning novelist (more sexy points). And she’s a singer and occasional actress. Unfortunately she loses marks for being married (for the second time) and now a mother.
Mariko Asabuki (朝吹真理子)
Ms. Asabuki (b. 1984) comes from a literary family and is an award-winning novelist from Kansai! If you hang around Nakameguro in Tokyo you can sometimes catch glimpses of her. Well, we did once!
Akiko Higashimura (東村アキコ)
The author of Himawari: Kenichi Legend and Princess Jellyfish, Akiko Higashimura (b. 1975) is a mangaka not only talented and popular, but who has also experienced a fair slice of life, having married, given birth and then divorced.
A recent beauty survey in June of women in their thirties and forties looking for the place in Japan with the slinkiest waists. (Not sure why they didn’t ask women in their twenties but let’s not judge right away.)
Curiously the most slender apparently is Hyogo, the large large prefecture west of Osaka that includes Kobe, a long coastline (on both sides) and a bunch of mountains in the middle. Hmm, rather surprising but it must be the girls in Kobe.
Number two was Kanagawa, just outside Tokyo (includes Yokohama, Kawasaki, Kamakura), proving that perhaps to find the sexiest girls, you should head to the suburbs rather than Shibuya!
At the end of the scale was poor old Kumamoto in Kyushu, and nearby Miyazaki also came in not far off the bottom rung. It seems the south in general does not rate highly in terms of slimness. Perhaps it is all the meat and the heat, though we are very shocked to see Okinawa at 43rd.
To be fair the difference in waist and hip sizes is apparently just a few centimeters but these can mean the world to Japanese girls, for whom any fat on the stomach is often an anomaly!
Sometimes we spend so much time drooling over sexy idols that we forget that the majority of Japanese girls don’t have such exquisite busts. In fact, as I’m sure you’re all aware, most of them have very small breasts — if any at all!
But is this such an issue? What do we need breasts for? Sure, a bit of nipple is nice — but large, bouncing breasts are surely overrated in this day and age.
For me, it’s only a problem if they are also totally straight on their hips and with flat asses. Then it can be like having sex with a pencil (or a young boy) and not pleasant.
There is a great word in Japanese to describe this: hinnyu (貧乳). It means to have “impoverished breasts”. Other Japanese nicknames for flat-chested include chopping board (manaita) and washboard (sentakuita).
Of course, Megumi tells me, traditionally, having too big breasts would have been tough for wearing kimono and other old styles of clothes. So having small breasts is definitely a part of Japanese culture.
Like with anything, actually size doesn’t matter. It’s what you do with them that counts.
It must be up there with the bad teeth, the supposedly flat chests, and the noises during sex… Japanese girls are pigeon-toed. It’s certainly not all but a visible minority of certain younger girls walk in a strange bow-legged way.
It is perhaps something to do with always wearing high heels and having thin legs. As any girl knows, these will essentially warp your legs into all kinds of bad contortions.
Traditionally Japanese women also do not have much in the way of buttocks or thighs (after all, the kimono is a totally straight piece of clothing).
Western women, on the other hand, have larger rears and might be said to try to pull it in as they walk, meaning they push their feet out. For Japanese girls, it’s the opposite — some might try (subconsciously) to make their asses look more shapely and feminine by walking with them sticking out, making their legs and feet curve inwards.
That’s one practical explanation. Japanese sources usually put it down to us girls having to sit in the seiza seating position from a young age — though that does not really explain why it’s most pronounced in Shinjuku and Shibuya ladies, who are definitely not the sort to still be doing tea ceremony classes!
Do you know any more?
But there are plenty of sexy intelligent Japanese women too, you know! Here we introduce you to some of the very best.
Crystal Takigawa (b. 1977) is a former news reader, sadly now turned into a generic and ubiquitous model.
Mieko Kawakami (b. 1976) is an award-winning novelist, singer and actress. Born in Osaka, she recently got married for the second time to a fellow writer.
Mariko Asabuki (b. 1984) is another novelist from Kansai and very pretty as well!
Kasetsu (b. 1975) is a contemporary calligrapher. Not sure how you make your living doing that but she looks lovely anyway.
Asami Kiyokawa (b. 1979) is a Japanese artist who creates elaborately decorated photographs with famous women celebrities.
Shiina Ringo (b. 1978) is one of the most acclaimed and popular singers in Japan, and a real tough and sexy gal to boot.
Much like the yaeba snaggletooth phenomenon, the Japanese trend of the duck face has both fascinated and revolted foreigners.
Japanese girls make the duck-face pout (ahiru-guchi) as they think it makes them look cute and attractive to men. You look “dumb” and submissive, and, since Japanese ladies don’t usually have much in the way of busts or butts they have to make up for it by charming gentlemen with their faces.
Classic duck-face advocates include Tomomi Itano from AKB48, singer Yuki and voice actress Aya Hirano, though it can look sexier in the context.
It was first used in the late Nineties to talk about singer Ami Suzuki and the word entered the Japanese dictionary in 2006.
So what do you guys out there think? Sexy or not?
For some time now we’ve been collecting general thoughts about how the Japanese differ in the bedroom department. I reckon this wil be the first of many posts but here are a few ideas for now!
This can apply to all Asian girls but probably most of all Japanese chicks. Noise. Be prepared for it. Lots of it. Actually, we could call this better screaming. You will likely be shocked by the high-pitched gasping and wailing the girl will be making while you pound away. She doesn’t think she’s being raped. She just thinks she’d supposed to make the noises. There are all sorts of theories why but, at any rate, our western chums tend to find it very, very off-putting. If you tell the girl to stop, in our experience typically she can turn it off.
Japanese girls can be downright dirty at times but they like to be clean beforehand. Japanese culture has a long tradition of the clean being sacred. Before we get into all the anthropology, perhaps all you need to know is that both men and women are often expected to have a bath or shower before having sex. This of course then gives birth to plenty of mutual bathing fun times…
Or the lack of it. Japanese girls don’t tend to put up a fuss. Japanese guys don’t seem to want to use it. Hence you get a lot of shotgun weddings. If you like flying sans helmet and don’t mind the risks of STDs — rampant in Japan! — then you can guarantee she won’t be surprised.
It’s a bit of an urban myth but Japanese (or Asian) girls have smaller hips, so you might find things tighter inside. This can actually be both good and bad, since the girls might have problems with larger penises.
Again, we find it totally depends on the girl but it’s certainly true that there are more starfishes (girls who just lie there, nicknamed maguro, or tuna, in Japanese) in Japan. Many girls feel it is their “duty” to lie still and take it (“open your legs and think of Japan”?), wait for their man to finish pumping away, all thew while of course providing the right soundtrack of shrieks and screeching.
Even outside of porn, Japanese guys still expect to finish things off with a nice ol’ cum shot (bukkake) onto the girl’s body or face.
This has become a popular video so we wanted to post it in the context of Japanese ladies.
If this was just about Japanese girls, what would be some examples?
1) (on first date) Can you eat rice?
2) (on second date) Can you use chopsticks?
3) (every day) In Japan, we have FOUR seasons.
4) (just before sex) Do you love me?
5) (during sex) No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no!
Can you think of any more?
At least, you can tell this “Asian” girl is actually a western girl of Asian descent. Man, look at her go!
This is also really funny and perhaps even truer…
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