Mista’s Sex Piston Bizarre Cup is the most outrageous JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure parody ever

Oh, Japan and its parodic adult toys. Always a new trick up their sleeves.

The lawyers might be rubbing their hands with glee after this one has come out on the market, but for now we are loving the novelty of its design as well as, of course, the awesome masturbation stimulation it provides.

We mean this Mista’s Sex Piston Bizarre Cup, a barely disguised parody of the anime and manga franchise JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure. How do they get away with this sort of stuff?

Regardless of the legal loopholes at play here, we love it.

You can become an ally of the Joestar family and use the secret powers of Guido Mista’s stand when you masturbate with this onacup. Inspired by JoJo’s army of little helpers, the Sex Pistols, there are six supernatural warriors to choose from: No. 1 (Universal Leader), No. 2 (Tricky Trickster), No. 3 (Rampage Bully), No. 5 (Timid Wimp), No. 6 (Cool Enthusiast), No. 7 (Sub-Leader), or a set of all six types. (If you are confused by the numbering, it deliberately leaves out a fourth toy because four is generally considered bad luck in Japan due to sounding like the word for death. And you don’t want death hanging around when you masturbate.)

Unlike their counterparts on screen, these masturbators are designed exclusively for your personal pleasure rather than fighting evil forces.

Each of the toys comes with its own varying stimulations that can be seen in the different outer labia design and the insides packed full of pleasuring curves and ribs.

Mista’s Sex Piston Bizarre Cup is available now from Kanojo Toys, your one-stop online store for everything sexual and kinky about Japan. Hurry, before the inevitable lawsuit takes it off the market!