Danbocchi: Personal soundproof cardboard studio for watching noisy Japanese porn

Our friends at Japan Trend Shop (yes, we have friends in the non-adult world too!) are selling a fascinating, only-in-Japan kind of product that we reckon has a secret usage.

Here’s how they put it:

Do you live in a small apartment but really want to make some noise? Can’t resist the urge to shout at your computer when you work? Or do you just really love karaoke? Well, in Japan, small apartments and thin walls can be a real issue, so that’s why there’s the need for a product like the Danbocchi, a personal soundproof cardboard studio so you can make all the noise you want!

The official story is that Danbocchi is a super lightweight, reinforced personal cardboard sound box so you can concentrate on work or watch that DVD or play that game.

Or watch porn.

Yes, we all know how NOISY Japanese porn is — lots of screaming girls (why do they scream?!)

So what could be better than your own mini studio for watching your latest JAV DVD? You will never need to keep your mouse need the volume button again — ever ready to turn it down at a particularly screamy moment. No, now you can watch Maria Ozawa et al shriek, screech and squeal away to your heart’s content.