Tekoki Karaoke (Handjob Karaoke): Japanese game show contestants sing karaoke while being jerked off

Japan, sometimes you defeat even us.

We love all its kinkiness and its vibrant sex scene, and we deplore the hypocrisy of the establishment that puts people like Megumi Igarashi on trial or who censor gay art.

We’ve seen a lot of Japanese porn — perhaps too much. Surely nothing can take us by surprise anymore.

Wrong.

Take this segment of a game show called “Tekoki Karaoke” (Handjob Karaoke).

Mainstream entertainment, this ain’t.

The contestants have to sing karaoke while being jerked off by a girl. Who is wearing a hot nurse uniform (playing on porn tropes, natch) and whispering sweet things into your ear.

Obviously you don’t see the cock being tugged by the lady, so this might all be fake (we suspect it is), but one lady even has a go at giving her victim a foot job too.

Can they rack up enough points without letting their load go?

If they get over 90 points they stand to win ¥1 million… or something like that. We lost track of what the goal was, as we suspect also did the “unfortunate” contestants.

The three ladies in the TV show are supposed to be a trio of sex workers skilled at giving handjobs to patrons.

The show is Tokui Chuck, presented by Yoshimi Tokui and the lovely Gravure model Risa Yoshiki.

The show claims to be the “adult entertainment you definitely want to see” and is broadcast on SKY PerfecTV!, a satellite channel. The same broadcaster (also called SKY PerfecTV!) gave us the 24-Hour TV: Eroticism Saves the Earth event (which includes the very worthy Boob Aid, where you can squeeze a breast to help raise money for charity) and the annual Adult Broadcasting Awards, which gives prizes to Japanese porn stars. Clearly SKY PerfecTV! is catering towards a certain demographic.

We have to take our hats off to the producers for their originality here. There is a precedent, though.

Another segment of a show called “Poko x Tate: Orgasm Wars” once had straight (and now disgraced) porn star Ryou Sawai being sucked off by oral sex expert (and gay bar owner) Takuya. The action itself was hidden in a box but the noises were more than enough to keep you entertained.

Still, compared to reality TV show “Susunu! Denpa Shonen”, which some have called inhumane, this is tame material!