Flip it open and let it buzz you to kingdom comes. Looking to my geeky eyes a least a bit like an adult toy equivalent of a Star Trek communicator device, this Love Lick Vibrator is two for one -- a double vibe that can stimulate you inside and out. It features both a nubbed bullet vibrator and spinning clitoral vibe that "licks" the vaginal lips. The bullet vibe can extended out like a special arm and the windmill-like spinning clitoral vibe is compact but powerful. Besides the sci-fi design, I at any rate also love that it all folds up into one innocent-looking and small ...

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All my friends and readers know that I am never shy to talk about sex and that includes using vibrators. Bar LOVEJOULE has recently opened in Shibuya that hopes to provide a place for us gals to talk openly about masturbation, sex and what we like to do in the sack (or wherever else we happen to do it). It is reserved only for women or couples, and features a prominent display of vibes and female sex toys behind the bar. Is this paradise or what?! Sadly it's only open till midnight. I'd love to stay all night chatting with my gals about the delights of vibes, dildos and ...

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Okay, I have a confession to make. I have an insemination fantasy -- and so does Taro. We love the feeling of power and completion, the kinky naughtiness of "inseminating" me with spunk. The problem is that I don't want to get pregnant, of course. So what to do? Well, this is a nice solution. The Sperma Rush Creampie Vibrator can pump me full of "spunk" while also pleasuring all my clit. Taro controls the buttons and cranks up the pleasure levels, before finally unleashing a shower of spunk into me (or onto me). This is the most function-packed rabbit vibe I've ever ...

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Imagine being able to have a conversation with your vibe? Well, perhaps we really could eliminate men from the equation! If you're intrigued, you should definitely check out this new hi-tech vibe, the Voice Tobikko, which has speech and voice recognition functions so it can switch on at your command. Plus it's USB-charged so you don't have to worry about batteries or wires, and you can use it while watching certain kinds of interesting material on your computer! It also has ten different vibration patterns, which is a heck of a lot more than Taro or Kazuki can manage even on a ...

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It seems that unusual vibrators that look like character or mascot toys are all the rage in Japan these days. After introducing the Lovely Loveman earlier this week, now we find this new ToysBoys waterproof vibe. It is based on the Toys-kun mascot character for Toys Heart, one of Japan's biggest adult toy companies, to celebrate some sort of anniversary. You can pop it on your shelf or bath and everyone will just think it's another wacky Japanese toy. But actually, press the button underneath and it will start buzzing like crazy. The arms, and bulbous head, make for a very unique ...

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For the ladies who like both the cute and the ugly -- like a cock on a nice-looking guy, in many ways -- this is an interesting vibe for you! When I first got this in the mail I thought it was a kind of odd Japanese mascot or character toy for an anime series I hadn't seen yet. But then I took the "Lovely Loveman" off his stand and discovered the switch underneath. When his long nose started buzzing, though it seemed a bit strange at first, I soon learnt how I could manoeuvre and steer it inside my you-know-what. My god, that nose is mighty long and what a shape! "Wacky Japan"? ...

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Okay, ladies. If like me you like to stay satisfied clitorally speaking, then it's absolutely essential to carry around your personal mini vibrator, right? Those clever chappies at SOD have stopped making great Japanese porn for a moment and turned their attentions to the ladies. They came up with this Mobile Mini Denma, a funky and pop design vibrator that looks like a little capsule dangling from your phone. But open this up and you have a buzzing miniature vibrator that will hit just the right spots on your you-know-where. Perfect for when you're feeling just a little bit horny ...

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Ah, Japanese girls and their obsession with cats. Approximately 48.7% of the Japanese internet (that's a very reliable statistic) is composed of images of cats, you know. At a squint (no pun intended), many Japanese girls even look like cats! Before people accuse of being racist, we reckon the ladies know it themselves, hence why they are always dressing up in cosplay with "neko mimi" (cat ears). And when the results are this cute, there are no complaints from us. Continuing this theme is this new vibrator that is sure to be a big hit with the feline-loving ladies. The ...

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Nyotaimori (女体盛り): the practice of eating sushi off a naked woman's body. Does it actually happen? Well, judging by our experiences, probably not -- but it still looks great! The obscure and likely exaggerated "custom" looks great in porn and probably crops up more in western films set in Japan than in real Japan. Yeah, thanks Rising Sun, Map of the Sounds of Tokyo et al... However, there have been cases of university students holding nyotaimori events but quite how tongue-in-cheek, we don't know. This balanced 2009 article describes Nyotaimori as an underground ...

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For all the ladies, and the gentlemen that love to keep them happy, Kanojo Toys proudly presents the Valkyrie vibrator. Aptly named for the Norwegian battle goddesses of legend, here's a toy that's guaranteed to carry you off to screaming, ecstatic Valhalla. Simply hold down the button on the Valkyrie to power her up to the max - designed specifically with "one-push" control in mind, you'll waste no time on overcomplicated settings or multiple buttons, leaving you with a streamlined, straight-to-business orgasm experience. With smooth handling, you'll easily manipulate the bright pink ...

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