Don't think too much about what you are going to get your friends and relatives this Christmas? Worry about how you are going to sate those desires of yours and your partner(s).
Forget the bad TV or customary meals. We spend much of the holiday season looking forward to getting into a warm bed and releasing all our energies in the best possible way.
So here's our ultimate adult Christmas (sexmas!) guide to help you do the same.
Our partner shop Kanojo Toys has selected a few products for couples, men, and women, plus some examples of their awesome fetish items.
And if this is ...
To each, his or her own. This is a motto we like to pride ourselves on at Tokyo Kinky. Not everyone thinks the world of AKB48 idols or even AV stars, and what makes us human is how we all tick in different ways. Including our fetishes.
So perhaps some of our readers won't be able to relate to this one, but for others it will hit home.
Imagine you are in a public lavatory in Japan. These are always cleaned by women of, let's say, a certain age -- and even while men are using the facilities.
Have you ever taken a sideways look at one of these elderly ladies and wondered what it would ...
Want to have sex with a hand grenade? Check. A navel? No problem.
Japanese sex toys have it all, including a growing line in urethral penetration fetish items. And we don't mean female urethra penetration.
Yes, in the same way that some people have fantasies about penetrating a beautiful girl's ear or a breast, there is a bustling fetish out there for pee hole (meatus) penetration (also known as urethral sounding). Ordinarily this poses serious health and hygiene issues, so that's where sex toys come in.
Sure, there are lots of penis plugs and so on already out there -- but that's ...
The Kabe-Jiri Hard Butt Hole Masturbator is not only one of the best new buttocks onaholes around, it also celebrates one of our favorite underground Japanese sex fetishes.
The realistically hefty adult toy has an internal bone structure that simulates the sensation of a girl who is bent over through a hole in the wall with her beautiful ass ready for you to take her from behind.
As Kanojo Toys says, just slide your member inside her while resting your hands on her luscious hips and squeeze for a tighter, harder experience.
That's all very nice, you might say, but ass ...
Onaholes and masturbators come in all shapes and sizes, and also offer penetration experiences that go beyond the conventional vaginal or anal designs.
For example, there are urethra penetration fetish sex toys, which imitate the sensation of having intercourse with a pee hole. Think we are joking? No, these are awesome.
We have also seen "nipple" and breast penetration onaholes -- i.e., not paizuri where you slide yourself over and between the breasts, but actually penetrate into the nipple. Saying that, there is also a great paizuri-style masturbator that has a horizontal hole in the ...
This is something to make your eyes pop out. It might disgust or amaze you, depending on your level of tolerance.
The Chastity Daruma Ridge by Libido Lab is a collaboration with the mangaka Shiruka Bakaudon (知るかバカうどん), known for his dark and violent comics.
It features the torso of a slender Japanese girl with almost prepubescent breasts and... chopped-off limbs. Now whether your winced at that or smirked perhaps reveals a fair bit about your sexual proclivities.
It is apparently inspired by Wu Zetian's or Lu Zhi's method of torturing and killing rivals. The ...
We are always on the look-out for the next big thing in Japanese adult toys, and this definitely seems to be one of them.
We first wrote about it in late December, highlighting two products: Chichi Kabe Titty Wall and Vacuum Monster.
But there are many more. In a nutshell, these products are like tentacle sex fetish toys, featuring multiple nipples and breasts on the exterior of the masturbator.
The fantasy is that you can rub your hands and member all over the multiple breasts. While they aren't big enough for actual paizuri, there's a wealth of things you can do with so ...
We have a blog post long in gestation about the most unusual Japanese sex toys, and this one's definitely going on that list when it eventually gets published.
Tama Toys -- who seem to specialize in the more bizarre designs of the industry -- have once again dazzled us with the sheer range of their erotic imaginations. Just when you thought you had seen it all, along comes another surprise.
After astonishing our eyes (and our cocks) with the Pineapple Hole Hand Grenade Masturbator, now Tama Toys have turned to that underrated aspect of female beauty: the ear.
Yes, if you have ...
We've seen our share of dolls and masturbators over the years of doing this blog, enough to know that paizuri (titty fucking) ones are always value for money.
But we don't think we've seen one devoted to pointy tits before, and it's about time too.
After all, the famously "cutting-board" chest Japanese girls with sharp, pointy tits are always fun.
Take Yuria Haga and her lovely triangles for starters, or Yuriko Yoshitaka's almost entirely flat chest that was accentuated by two very pointy nipples.
The Throbbing Fantasy Seven Pointy Tits Onahole is a tribute to these kinds of ...
Non-secret of the day: we love legs.
Whether it's Japanese girls showing off their pins on Twitter or lusting over the gorgeous legs of Nanao or Masami Nagasawa,
There is a precedent for leg-themed adult toys in Japan. This blow-up doll, Nama Ashi Club, was a tribute to "naked legs" while the Bikyaku Bijiri Body Beauty Legs and Butt was a glorious recreation of Japanese women's slender legs at their finest.
These two items are now sadly sold out so we are pleased that not only is there a new adult toy designed around Japanese legs, but it's a luxury one that is based on the ...
