Parody Japanese “milk carton masturbator” recalls almost forgotten milk pack design
June 11, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
Japanese sex toys often use parody to add an extra layer of fun to the proceedings.
We've seen countless parody onaholes, so with clever packaging that resemble actual commercial products such as beer cans and snacks.
There are also lubricants like this -- which at first glance look just like green tea or even wine bottles.
This is done for the purposes of comic relief but also disguise. You can then leave your sex toy in plain sight!
The "imitative" nature of the design can also add something to the effectiveness of the toy, especially in the case of the items like the candy ...
Guro manga artist Shintaro Kago creates amazingly strange sex toys
May 13, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
The Japanese have come up with some unusual sex toys and adult products in their time.
Frankly, many defy explanation.
But I think we have a new winner.
They have been created by guro manga artist Shintaro Kago as awesome ideas for the things sex toys should really be doing for us.
And what ideas they are.
"Dekichatta-kon setto" (Shotgun wedding set) consists of a condom with a hole in it, plus a spout for collecting spent semen, a needle for puncturing a condom, and a small bottle (for secretly storing your lover's spunk, natch).
Apparently you can buy the set from TACO ...
Debu-sen Fat Japanese Girl Onahole: masturbator toy for larger lady fetish
May 5, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
Japan may have some of the skinniest chicks around but there are plenty of pocchari idol groups, fat girl fetish porn, and even larger lady call girl services.
If you want the experience of a bigger Japanese girl in your hand without all the fuss of finding one, feeding her and seducing her, then the Debu-sen Fat Japanese Girl Onahole is for you.
Debu means a "fatty" or "ugly" girl, similar to the slang word busu. Debu-sen (or just debusen) is someone with a fetish for large ladies.
We've seen this kind of fetish masturbator before. The Debu-topia was an awesome toy that paid ...
Pineapple Hole Hand Grenade Masturbator for explosive masturbation
April 29, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
Previously Tama Toys gave us the Houdan Bullet Masturbator. A sex toy in the design of a round of ammo? We thought nothing could top that.
Sure, the Ball Sack Shaburo was pretty unusual (and effective too).
As were the Chokouha Brick Onahole, Bamboo Onahole, Sea Anemone Onahole, and like tentacle sex toys.
But a bullet? Perhaps nothing says Modern Sex better.
And yet Tama Toys have done it again: a new innovation that looks amazing and works like a treat too.
The Pineapple Hole Hand Grenade Masturbator is, as the name suggests, a sex toy that looks like a hand grenade on ...
Onanee Onariko Cup: a parody Calbee Jagarico snack onacup
April 25, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
Japanese sex toys love to play cheeky jokes.
That's why you get so many masturbators, vibrators and even condoms themed unofficially around famous idols, games, books and so on (including Pachinko!).
Food and drink products have also inspired parodies and sometimes this can come in handy for "disguising" your adult treat.
In the past we've seen Green Tea Lotion and a host of other sex toys based on actual beverages or snacks, including cup noodle, beer cans and more.
One of the latest is this onacup-style masturbator, the Onanee Onariko Cup.
The name and the packaging ...
Oppai Other, Other Side of Tits Onahole is a double penetration paizuri breast sex toy
March 31, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
We've seen lots of paizuri (titty fucking) toys in our time.
This fantasy is certainly a hard one (no pun intended) to realize in Japan -- land of the flat chest -- unless you are lucky enough to have bakunyuu "explosive bust" Hitomi Tanaka or Rara Anzai for your bedroom partner.
So in lieu of trying it with a real partner, Japanese guys make do with these kinds of toys.
Many are just as you'd expect -- busts that you can squeeze around your member while you slide in and out. Often they have nice nubbing and so on between the breasts to heighten the experience.
The Love Titty ...
Mitsu no Tsubo: A new luxury onahole masturbator from Orient Industry
January 13, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
Orient Industry produce Japan's most breathtaking sex dolls. But that's not all they do.
They also design onahole masturbator sleeves.
Recently they released the Mitsu no Tsubo. Meaning "nectar pot", this is one of the best quality masturbator sleeves we've seen in a while.
There are different versions and Kanojo Toys is selling a full set of two masturbators (tight and loose), plus the lube and the mini doll cover.
The inner design of the masturbators is also available in two versions: Karami-tako (Octopus Grip) or Uzushio (Whirlpool).
The "octopus" is a slim tunnel ...
Rokudenashiko Chinderella Masturbation Pod: A new sex toy designed by vagina artist Megumi Igarashi
January 5, 2015
/ Tadashi Anahori
Good news if you want to support persecuted Japanese female artist Megumi Igarashi (aka Rokudenashiko). Known for her artworks modelled on her own vagina, she has produced glow-in-the-dark figures, boats, and more.
Now Rokudenashiko (meaning "Good-For-Nothing Girl") has taken the natural next step and created a sex toy!
She has worked with Tokyo Design (a brand by ) to make the Rokudenashiko Chinderella Masturbation Pod, a sex toy for men inspired by Igarashi's now notorious Dekoman "decorated pussy" art.
Igarashi was recently charged by police following her second arrest. ...
Kirara’s Hip is Kirara Asuka’s ass in an onahole
December 16, 2014
/ Tadashi Anahori
Japanese porn label King has made a whole series of onahole masturbator toys based on Japanese porn stars.
And so it was perhaps inevitable that they would turn to the reigning queen, Kirara Asuka. And in particular, her butt.
Though not her first clone masturbator or adult toy tie-up, this Kirara's Hip is a glorious tribute to Kirara Asuka's body, especially her ass. It's a flatbed-style onahole, meaning you can lay it down flat on a surface, even better for sliding into from behind.
There are of course two holes -- the anal and vaginal -- and we like how these are full air ...
What were the bestselling adult items in Japan in 2014?
December 12, 2014
/ Tadashi Anahori
Amazon.co.jp has released its list of bestselling items for the year.
Naturally we went straight to check out the adult section!
The top seller was the Seven Teen Bordeaux Onahole, a now classic onahole of virgin teenager sensations.
Number 2 was a Tenga product and perhaps it's no surprise that it was their Deep Throat Onacup, a cheap but stylish way to pop your load.
This was followed by another Tenga toy at Number 3 -- the Tenga Flip Hole.
Number 4 was the by Toy's Heart.
Number 5 was a lube from the Pepe series by Nippori.
Number 6 was the Sujiman Kupa! ...