Part of us died when the Japanese Footjob Onahole sold out.
Foot fetishes are so popular in Japan the toy was one of the adult best-sellers of 2014.
Such a best-seller, in fact, it sold out.
Now a similar toy is here to fill the gap in the market: the aptly named Realistic Ashikoki Footjob Onahole.
If you have a lust for a woman's feet rubbing you up the right way, this footjob (known in Japanese an ashikoki) toy has even more realistic toes than before and an even tighter hole.
We guess the only question then remains: Do you want it tender or ...
Winter is coming. Soon the nights will be long and the days cold. We won't want to leave your blankets and futons.
Be it's boring to lie there doing nothing. Still, adult toys can also be prohibitively cold at times like this. Making sure you give everything a decent rub beforehand.
Or, if you are Tenga, you just invent a whole new toy.
Hot Tenga is an onacup from their bestselling series that can "self-heat".
Tenga has experimented in the past with these kinds of "warm" products.
The Tenga Onacup Hole Warmer was an insertable "stick"-style device that you heated in a ...
Ever imagined getting sucked off by a Japanese porn star?
How about Ayaka Tomoda?
Then try this Devil Blow Job 2 Ayaka Tomoda.
We've seen a lot of blow-job masturbators and oral sex toys spring from the wild imaginations of Japan's sex toys designers. There's even a fellatio onahole out there based on a "male expert" so, gay or not, you can experience the benefits of a lifetime of oral shenanigans.
But this is one of the best because of the realism of the teeth and the tongue, as well as the audacious design of the "deep throat" passage.
Of course, it's not the ...
The Apple of the Japanese sex toys industry, Tenga, has launched yet another product -- and it's a great one.
The Tenga SVR Smart Vibe Ring is great for couples and for solo play.
You can slip the vibe around your fingers and use to pleasure yourself or your partner.
The vibe offers two rhythms of buzzing in five different strength settings.
The ring can also be fitted to the shaft of a male partner's member, allowing mutual, simultaneous stimulation during penetration.
So something for the ladies and something for the gentlemen too.
The ring is also waterproof ...
Japanese sex toys often use parody to add an extra layer of fun to the proceedings.
We've seen countless parody onaholes, so with clever packaging that resemble actual commercial products such as beer cans and snacks.
There are also lubricants like this -- which at first glance look just like green tea or even wine bottles.
This is done for the purposes of comic relief but also disguise. You can then leave your sex toy in plain sight!
The "imitative" nature of the design can also add something to the effectiveness of the toy, especially in the case of the items like the candy ...
The Japanese have come up with some unusual sex toys and adult products in their time.
Frankly, many defy explanation.
But I think we have a new winner.
They have been created by guro manga artist Shintaro Kago as awesome ideas for the things sex toys should really be doing for us.
And what ideas they are.
"Dekichatta-kon setto" (Shotgun wedding set) consists of a condom with a hole in it, plus a spout for collecting spent semen, a needle for puncturing a condom, and a small bottle (for secretly storing your lover's spunk, natch).
Apparently you can buy the set from TACO ...
Japan may have some of the skinniest chicks around but there are plenty of pocchari idol groups, fat girl fetish porn, and even larger lady call girl services.
If you want the experience of a bigger Japanese girl in your hand without all the fuss of finding one, feeding her and seducing her, then the Debu-sen Fat Japanese Girl Onahole is for you.
Debu means a "fatty" or "ugly" girl, similar to the slang word busu. Debu-sen (or just debusen) is someone with a fetish for large ladies.
We've seen this kind of fetish masturbator before. The Debu-topia was an awesome toy that paid ...
Previously Tama Toys gave us the Houdan Bullet Masturbator. A sex toy in the design of a round of ammo? We thought nothing could top that.
Sure, the Ball Sack Shaburo was pretty unusual (and effective too).
As were the Chokouha Brick Onahole, Bamboo Onahole, Sea Anemone Onahole, and like tentacle sex toys.
But a bullet? Perhaps nothing says Modern Sex better.
And yet Tama Toys have done it again: a new innovation that looks amazing and works like a treat too.
The Pineapple Hole Hand Grenade Masturbator is, as the name suggests, a sex toy that looks like a hand grenade on ...
Japanese sex toys love to play cheeky jokes.
That's why you get so many masturbators, vibrators and even condoms themed unofficially around famous idols, games, books and so on (including Pachinko!).
Food and drink products have also inspired parodies and sometimes this can come in handy for "disguising" your adult treat.
In the past we've seen Green Tea Lotion and a host of other sex toys based on actual beverages or snacks, including cup noodle, beer cans and more.
One of the latest is this onacup-style masturbator, the Onanee Onariko Cup.
The name and the packaging ...
We've seen lots of paizuri (titty fucking) toys in our time.
This fantasy is certainly a hard one (no pun intended) to realize in Japan -- land of the flat chest -- unless you are lucky enough to have bakunyuu "explosive bust" Hitomi Tanaka or Rara Anzai for your bedroom partner.
So in lieu of trying it with a real partner, Japanese guys make do with these kinds of toys.
Many are just as you'd expect -- busts that you can squeeze around your member while you slide in and out. Often they have nice nubbing and so on between the breasts to heighten the experience.
The Love Titty ...
