Every now and then we spot an adult toy that shows us that we haven't quite seen it all just yet.
The Ushichichi Perfect Paizuri Breast Sex Onahole is one such example.
The "cow tits" masturbator has two holes: one so you can push yourself out between her bulging bust and the other for a more conventional tight pussy sensation.
Available now from Kanojo Toys, the Ushichichi is a tribute to gravure idol-level breasts that are squeezed into a tiny bikini. Like a mini doll toy, the Ushichichi has a sweet replica of this girl's torso integrated into the ...
The Virgin Killer Sweater, or virgin-killing sweater, lept to viral fame after the busty gravure idol Jun Amaki wore it and shared the stunning results on Instagram. The original item quickly became a sold-out success and plenty of imitators appeared on the markets in Japan and China.
Since then, the excitement of the meme has naturally died down somewhat, notwithstanding the occasional case of the sweater being spotted in public in Tokyo and the inevitable groin-stirring spectacle this causes. (We'd like to see her try wearing that during the morning rush hour!)
So it is with amusement ...
Well, here is an new addition to our mental list of crazy yet amazing Japanese sex toys. After all, how can you say no to a sweet corn cob dildo?!
Yes, the Sweet Corn Cock Dildo is as awesome as it name makes it sound.
Japanese dildos certainly come in all shapes and sizes, and there are plenty of arguably pointless gimmicks out there (a kendama dildo, anyone?). From uncircumcised phimosis dildos to ones with cute character faces on them, there really is something for everyone, if you care to look hard enough.
But rarely does visual flair combine with functionality quite so brilliantly as ...
We all loved stripped and exploring the bodies of Barbie dolls when we were young, but how about a doll that size or thereabouts that you can actually have sex with? Mini sex dolls -- sex dolls the size of Volks Dollfie dolls or even smaller -- have long enjoyed a cult reputation online. You can find all kinds of videos of people who have customized small dolls so that they can be penetrated.
When the Dollho came along, it was like the answer to people's dreams. Not surprisingly, the doll set sold like crazy.
There have been others, not least the fantastic Libidoll and a great series of ...
Now that's what we call a retirement.
When Rin Sakuragi announced she was leaving her career in adult video at the age of 28, she (and her managers) decided to do so with a bang.
In the time since we've seen not one but three sex toys dedicated to the goddess.
Fans can sample the Rin Sakuragi AV Retirement Special Clone Onahole, a regular masturbator toy from Nippori Gift based on AV idol's pussy.
Then there's the Geki-fera Vacuum Rin Sakuragi Blowjob Onahole, an awesome entry in the bestselling series of oral sex masturbator toys.
And if that's still not enough, ...
As if the Flip Zero, Tenga's awesome update of the pioneering Flip Hole released last year, wasn't enough, the Apple of the Japanese adult industry has come up with a way to improve its bestselling toy.
The Tenga Flip Zero Electronic Vibration, which is out in August, is a designer vibrating masturbation toy. Like with the original Flip Zero, there is an exterior pressure pad along the body to enhance the vacuum sensation. It also still splits open so you can really clean and then dry it out fully -- since Tenga knows how important good maintenance is for pleasure.
What's special about ...
The Chichikan Nipple Penetration Breast Milk Fetish Set is when lactation and paizuri penetration fantasies overlap and go, well, a bit overboard.
This is a set of the Chichikan Nipple Penetration Onahole, which is one of those unusual penetration toys we sometimes see (pee hole, navel, ear, etc). It literally allows you to experience penetrating a breast, which is certainly one step further than regular paizuri.
It's made by A-one and has an awesome box design by erotic illustrator Ohigetan.
But that's not all. The set also contains Kanojo Toys' exclusive ...
We have a confession to make. Like a lot of young boys, we used to be a bit geeky. In particular, we loved models.
It probably started with building models of F14s and the like, before progressing on to the more hardcore delights of collecting and painting whole armies in the sprawling Games Workshop universes. And then somehow, we went beyond it and started doing more "grownup" stuff.
But we got a very large and very welcome burst of nostalgia when we spotted these two masturbator toys based on aircraft and battleship models.
The Blue Frame Uminari Battleship Masturbator and Blue ...
We all know that switching hands can change the experience of a handjob, and that's the same for when a partner is providing the pleasure, too.
The New Office Lady Double Handjob Masturbator riffs near-perfectly on this fantasy.
Imagine a newbie Japanese OL in the company, laying you down on a desk and slowly jerking you off as she switches from hand to hand. The onahole has two cupped fists with different inside holes: one is a full air hole release type that you can slide right the way through, while the other has a vacuum sensation with a shorter hole. You can also rub your hands ...
The Back Spirit Male Body Onahole is a Japanese masturbator toy with an anal-type hole paired with perfectly toned muscular abs and a cute pair of balls. If you're wondering where the cock is, then use yours!
As Kanojo Toys say, "after lubing up and pushing your member inside, you'll feel the super strong squeeze of the Back Spirit's sphincter. As the walls entangle your cock from all sides, rotate and twist the toy for even more stimulation.
Now that certainly makes a welcome change from the usual and ubiquitous stretchy onahole toy design.
Over the years we've ...
