We are prone to the charms of an intelligent woman and so we wanted to showcase some of the lovely artisans of the pen that occupy these shores. Gravure models are all well and sexy, but sometimes a penetrating mind can be much more enchanting on the eye than its bookish stereotype would have you believe... Kamiko Inuyama (犬山紙子) Sultry essayist and columnist, Kamiko Inuyama, on top of having an unusual name, has made it her job to tell the world about beautiful girls who just don't have any luck with guys. When you look as amazing as Ms. Inuyama (b. 1981), we find that really hard ...

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A recent beauty survey in June of women in their thirties and forties looking for the place in Japan with the slinkiest waists. (Not sure why they didn't ask women in their twenties but let's not judge right away.) Curiously the most slender apparently is Hyogo, the large large prefecture west of Osaka that includes Kobe, a long coastline (on both sides) and a bunch of mountains in the middle. Hmm, rather surprising but it must be the girls in Kobe. Number two was Kanagawa, just outside Tokyo (includes Yokohama, Kawasaki, Kamakura), proving that perhaps to find the sexiest girls, you ...

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Summer is racing by, don't let the weekends go to waste! Now is the time to hit Kamakura beach and the other stretches of sand around Tokyo, because there are guaranteed to be legions of hot girls. Outside the vaunted world of idols and JAV porn, you won't catch any nudity, unfortunately. But the girls will be wearing very skimpy wear, for sure, and there is aways a legion of slutty bronzed gyaru as well. Actually, the lack of nudity on Japanese beach -- in contrast to other parts of local culture, like communal bathing -- means the men are fascinated by foreign beaches, ...

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It's not just about naked bodies. As we all know, lingerie plays a vital role in foreplay and the fun that happens before the real fun begins. Well, now you can know the colors Japanese girls like to select for when they put on their shobu shitagi (sexy underwear for that special occasion). A recent poll by Love Cosme of over a thousand Japanese ladies across the whole of Japan has revealed their choices of sexy underwear... and it's got us salivating to know more! This being the country of infinite kawaii cuteness, not surprisingly, pink was a the big winner here over much of ...

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Sometimes we spend so much time drooling over sexy idols that we forget that the majority of Japanese girls don't have such exquisite busts. In fact, as I'm sure you're all aware, most of them have very small breasts -- if any at all! But is this such an issue? What do we need breasts for? Sure, a bit of nipple is nice -- but large, bouncing breasts are surely overrated in this day and age. For me, it's only a problem if they are also totally straight on their hips and with flat asses. Then it can be like having sex with a pencil (or a young boy) and not ...

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It must be up there with the bad teeth, the supposedly flat chests, and the noises during sex... Japanese girls are pigeon-toed. It's certainly not all but a visible minority of certain younger girls walk in a strange bow-legged way. But why? It is perhaps something to do with always wearing high heels and having thin legs. As any girl knows, these will essentially warp your legs into all kinds of bad contortions. Traditionally Japanese women also do not have much in the way of buttocks or thighs (after all, the kimono is a totally straight piece of clothing). Western women, ...

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We talk a lot about idols and porn stars on this blog. But there are plenty of sexy intelligent Japanese women too, you know! Here we introduce you to some of the very best. Crystal Takigawa (b. 1977) is a former news reader, sadly now turned into a generic and ubiquitous model. Mieko Kawakami (b. 1976) is an award-winning novelist, singer and actress. Born in Osaka, she recently got married for the second time to a fellow writer. Mariko Asabuki (b. 1984) is another novelist from Kansai and very pretty as well! Kasetsu (b. 1975) is a contemporary calligrapher. Not ...

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Much like the yaeba snaggletooth phenomenon, the Japanese trend of the duck face has both fascinated and revolted foreigners. Japanese girls make the duck-face pout (ahiru-guchi) as they think it makes them look cute and attractive to men. You look "dumb" and submissive, and, since Japanese ladies don't usually have much in the way of busts or butts they have to make up for it by charming gentlemen with their faces. Classic duck-face advocates include Tomomi Itano from AKB48, singer Yuki, and voice actress Aya Hirano, though it can look sexier in the context. It was first used in the ...

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For some time now we've been collecting general thoughts about how the Japanese differ in the bedroom department. I reckon this wil be the first of many posts but here are a few ideas for now! Noise This can apply to all Asian girls but probably most of all Japanese chicks. Noise. Be prepared for it. Lots of it. Actually, we could call this better screaming. You will likely be shocked by the high-pitched gasping and wailing the girl will be making while you pound away. She doesn't think she's being raped. She just thinks she'd supposed to make the noises. There are all sorts of ...

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This has become a popular video so we wanted to post it in the context of Japanese ladies. If this was just about Japanese girls, what would be some examples? 1) (on first date) Can you eat rice? 2) (on second date) Can you use chopsticks? 3) (every day) In Japan, we have FOUR seasons. 4) (just before sex) Do you love me? 5) (during sex) No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! Can you think of any more? At least, you can tell this "Asian" girl is actually a western girl of Asian descent. Man, look at her go! This is also really funny and perhaps even ...

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