Feeling lonely and in need of some physical stimulation? But want some stimulation for your imagination too? You can get a Tenga delivered to you at an address of your choice by a "cute girl" on December 20th. The Tenga Express deal is limited to just 20 people in the Tokyo area. Fast-witted readers will have spotted that Thursday December 20th is not Christmas, nor is it in fact any sort of special day. So why that day? Well, this time of year there are lots of company events and bounenkai end-of-year parties in the capital. We reckon it will be popular as an ironic present to bosses ...

Thinking of getting your loved one something REALLY special this December? Or just want to get yourself a little treat? Well, look no further than the carnal delights that Japan's erotic engineers offer us, courtesy of KanojoToys.com, shipping adult toys from Tokyo around the globe in days. Here's a few suggestions for how to put the seX back into Xmas... The Tubomi Japanese Virgin Onahole has a name that cheekily recalls JAV porn star Tsubomi, though this is an original masturbator recreating the sensation of penetrating a virgin. This Men's SOM Rocket Type is already a ...