Seiyu voice actress releases audio recording of her farts as ASMR

ASMR is one of those things that some people just don’t get. It is, let’s be honest, for a certain type of person or mindset.

But there is ASMR and then there’s ASMR. And then there’s Japanese ASMR.

Which means at times intersecting with some very strange fetishes. But how about an audio-sensory frisson from flatulence?

A dojinshi circle, Inoshikachokan (いのしかちょう館), has released an hour-long audio file of a voice actress farting.

Created by Uribou (うりぼう) and with illustrations by Yamato (Daikon), the seiyu Kotori Hino’s (日乃ことり) novel contribution to the world of auto sensory meridian response is titled “I Want to Listen to the Real Farts of a Dojin Voice Actress!” (同人声優のリアルなオナラを聞いてみたい!).

For your yen, you get five “chapters” (as per another blogger’s neat translation): A Toot to Get Things Started; A Clenched Fart; Farting Inside a Sack; Farting in the Bathtub; and Resisting the Urge to Fart While Masturbating.

We think they missed a trick here. What about those farts that can sneak out while having sex, particularly rigorous doggy-style sex? We have all heard (and maybe even smelled) those ones at some point, right? It’s an occupational hazard.

To achieve the right audio results, Kotori Hino apparently ate a bunch of potatoes before the recording, which was released on July 15.

The audio file is currently available for download from Japanese adult retailer DL Site, priced ¥1,320.

Could the always-reliable Tama Toys step in and make this available for the mass market? And how about capturing the flatulent fragrance of Hino’s farts and releasing it as a smell lubricant or spray?

And that’s before we even start thinking about the ASMR potential for porn stars, whose farts already enjoy a serious following among fans.