Flower onaholes make gardening sexy
Sexuality is full of flower imagery… “Take a girl’s cherry.” “English rose.”
Well, the Japanese also have a thing for horticulture. The country’s obsessed with cherry blossoms, chrysanthemums and maple leaves. (FYI if you ever see a large bunch of white orchids outside a bar or shop it means the place is new.)
Japanese technology is famously the best of the world. If they can perfect hybrid cars, talking toilets and household robots — then of course they can also take the best of nature and stick it in a masturbator!
Whether you’re a keen gardener or not you will definitely enjoy plowing your seeds inside these little babies.
Take a look at the Turning Tulip, a grinding sex machine masturbator so simple yet soooo effective. No batteries or power — just good, ol’ fashioned cranks!
Turn the handle and watch the cogs move the pod around and around, massaging and gripping your cock as you go in and out.
Personally I can find some sex machines noisy and a bit off-putting, so this is ideal for a guy like me who likes to get off quickly and without fuss.
Next up is the Rose Bud Onahole. It might sound like a piece of Citizen Kane memorabilia but in fact it’s a juicy hole designed to tighten and clench your member just as you get deep inside…
It has a ripe, pink tint like an innocent virgin’s pussy, plus a double layer to add pressure and pleasure on all sides!
The last masturbator I tried is the Bamboo Onahole.
It might look like just a novelty but in fact this is a devilishly well-designed toy. From the outside you see a flesh-colored piece of bamboo, slashed by a sword to reveal a gaping passage. But go inside and there are countless numbs and bumps that will tickle you to the point of no return…
One thing’s for sure, these onaholes give a whole new meaning to doing it au naturel. Clearly idol Chisato Morishita also likes gardening too!
