Japanese TV show Mr Sunday did something strange. It took an interest in the current trend for young people to film themselves kissing… and then decided to “punish” the teenagers involved.
Using an app called Mix Channel that allows you to film and upload 10-second videos, this exhibitionism has been popular for some time.
Here you can see a clip of one of the videos.
Mr.サンデーでキス動画問題なっとるがな 今や、就職の時FBやTwitter確認されんだからネットの怖さを知らねんだろな 注目されたいとかバカな理由で金にもならねー動画あげんなやな お前らも彼氏彼女出来たりして舞い上がってあげるなよ pic.twitter.com/9Iso4RfTYK
— こあ(悠斗 (@coa1master) May 10, 2015
They are generally playful rather than erotic.
Here’s an example involving kabe-don.
Mr Sunday then showed the parents the video to get their reactions. Then it showed the parents meeting the boyfriend. As you can imagine, all hell broke loose.
Mrサンデーなんだよこれｗｗｗ十代のカップルキス動画ｗｗｗ 美男美女ｗｗｗくっそワロタｗｗｗ恥を知れよｗｗｗ pic.twitter.com/f0ukdhtJro
— Omaga72 (@Omega_72_) May 10, 2015
“I’m gonna kill you!” screamed the father.
— 竜党のマー君☆もぐりん系☆CAS垢 (@dragons276) May 10, 2015
mr.サンデーが俺を殺しにきてる >>>キス動画特集<<< pic.twitter.com/6oA4iAzelp
— ┓(*´ﾟω｀)┏ (@NaCaTarium) May 10, 2015
Overt signs of public affection are rare in Japan. Usually the culture dictates that you should wait until you are behind the doors of your home or a love hotel room, and then you are free to be as kinky as you like.
Of course, there are exceptions.
To celebrate Mother’s Day, we wanted to write about sexy Japanese mothers.
As we know, pregnancy porn is a major subgenre in Japan, coming in all shapes and sizes — literally. A lot of these films tend to feature amateur performers. But even when a top porn star gets herself “knocked up”, it doesn’t stop them making their entry in the genre. Tsubomi continued doing porn when she was heavily pregnant.
Mothers-to-be or mothers past their prime, elongated breasts and nipples and all, are treated as viable sex figures ripe for enjoying.
Here are some highlights from Japan’s many, many examples of pregnant porn.
Talking of “ripe”, let’s talk about the jukujo — or “mature woman”.
The idea of the jukujo is similar to the concept of the MILF, only it’s broaded: a jukujo may be someone like Mitsu Dan or Manami Hashimoto, not actually a “mother” or even that older (30-ish and over can qualify).
But they exude an air of erotic experience that is seductive to say the least. Looking at them, you know that they know what they are doing when it comes to getting jiggy on the futon.
There are also ninpu (pregnant woman) toys too, like this Ninpu no Susume Pregnant Daughter Onahole, inspired by a young pregnant girl.
And if lactating breasts are your thing, there are fetish sex clubs to sort you out. Breast milk has a vibrant cult following in Japan as a fetish in its own right, apparently with its roots in the postwar period.
Or you can get your fetish fix with the Nyuju Breast Milk Lubricant.
Finally, we’ll end on a more mainstream but still kinky note.
While the western media went crazy about the now iconic Demi Moore and Britney Spears naked pregnant portraits. Japanese idols and celebrities too have a penchant for posing for hair nude (full frontal) photo shoots that celebrate their naked pregnant body.
The singer hitomi is the most famous of these “maternity nude” shoots, though idol Rio Natsume and actress Kumiko Takeda have also joined in the fun, to name just a couple of other examples.
It has emerged that a part-time female employee at a branch of beef bowl chain Sukiya sent a series of tweets in March and April with sexually explicit selfies while wearing (or at least, partly wearing) her uniform at work.
She stripped off her underwear and exposed her breasts and pussy for all the Twittersphere to see.
She apparently even masturbated and photographed the “evidence” on her fingers…
Netizens have claimed the outlet was in Hitachi City, Ibaraki Prefecture. They also somehow tracked her down. This is meant to be the girl, allegedly a high school student, though we cannot verify this.
Sukiya has “taken action according to company guidelines” and issued an apology.
The company also claimed that the employee’s exhibitionist (roshutsu) fetish did not seem to reflect dissatisfaction with her job so much as “her tastes”.
Sukiya has been troubled by labor issues since last year due to changes it made to the menu and its cost-cutting tactics in the competitive beef bowl market.
This nude selfie incident also follows the 2013 controversy where numerous part-timers at convenience stores and fast food chains posted images of kitchen antics on Twitter. Once again, the social media platform’s reputation is going to suffer. As we know, Twitter is a favorite place for posting erotic oddities and amazing naked selfies by Japanese porn stars.
As we know, masked girls are a thing in Japan: so much so there are idol groups like Kamen Joshi.
Now combine Kamen Joshi with a I-cup and you have a hot chick, and plenty of paizuri.
That’s the basic premise behind this JAV porn by label Oppai (“breasts”), which features girls wearing masks and with huge chests (kyonyuu).
The production is a minor one, only getting a digital release for now it seems. Clearly it’s for specialist tastes.
The most shocking is probably the hockey/goaltender mask, which seems more like something out of a horror movie.
But there’s also a girl in a black gas mask and a medical face mask.
Okay, Japanese porn writers, what can you surprise us with next?
Have you ever wondered what it would be like to take the “bullet time” scene from The Matrix and try it with breasts?
Fortunately we have some enterprising Japanese engineers to tell us.
Breasts in bullet time: that’s what this video does. In a range of cup sizes.
“We hope you’ll come to Japan and see for yourself,” the narrator intones. Bouncing breasts? That should be greating tourists at the airport!
Cool Japai is a parody video series by Tokyo Soko themed around breasts. They feature English narration and a tongue firmly in the cheek.
This video is an experiment to blow strong wind at breasts to see how they react — in very slow motion.
This video tests a d-cup bust against 60km/h winds.
Or a Roomba vacuum cleaner try to move around breasts?
Or try to run a toy train set through the “Arc de breasts”.
“Catching an egg with the breasts” (actually essentially dropping breasts onto the bust and seeing if it breaks).
And quite possibly the most impressive: landing a drone on a pair of Japanese breasts.
We have to give to the makers — these are nothing if not original.
This is the behind-the-scenes footage!
Debu means a “fatty” or “ugly” girl, similar to the slang word busu.
We’ve seen this kind of fetish masturbator before. The Debu-topia was an awesome toy that paid tribute to the curves of a debu body.
But the Debu-sen is bigger and better.
It is heavier, natch, weighting in at 760g (26.8 oz), but it is also brilliantly rendered. Just look at the folds of flesh, the drooping breasts, and the chunky elephant thighs.
There are also two holes to choose from, just like in real life. And the best thing about larger ladies? They’re grateful.
This week is Golden Week, the spring holidays in Japan.
Combined with last weekend and last week’s national holiday, you can get several days off in a row, which many people exploit to go back to their home towns.
Pity the people who still have to work during this period.
They can’t enjoy the hot weather or the shopping. At least the rush hour trains are empty.
Some cosplayers have been showing their support for businessmen stuck in their offices during Golden Week.
To cheer them up they have been posting images on their lovely legs on Twitter. After all, we know that local men have a fetish for the “absolute zone” on the upper thigh.
Check the hashtag #TLに太ももを晒してサラリーマンに活力を与えよう (#ShowLegsToShowSupportForSalarymen) to see what we mean!
Here are some highlights.
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Regular readers will remember our trip to the Fetish Festival (Feti-Fes) in Tokyo.
Then we encountered all manner of fun and not-so-fun fetishes.
One of the best was the idol kick.
For a small fee, you could pay to get your butt kicked by a scantily clad idol.
This is obviously a variation on femdom, the fetish for being dominated by a strong female. Whether it be with actual bondage or by a harsh, rapid handjob, some guys get off on being treated badly by a hot chick. In Japan, girls who are “cold” are called tsundere and this is similar. Or remember that TV show that had hot Grauvre model Risa Yoshiki shout angrily at the camera?
Images via Kai-You
She even kicked her manager!
This is one tough lady you do not want to cross.
Go into a kiosk in a station on the Tokyo Metro subway system and take a look at the drinks.
There’s always a colorful selection of beverages.
But perhaps none quite so colorful as this.
In fact, the energy drink is proving so popular you may not even be able to find a can of Ojo-sama Seisui, which translates as “fair lady’s holy water”. Since April 1st the drink has been on sale at Tokyo Metro station shops.
There’s even a catchy bit of copy: “The goddess inside me awakens”!
The drink is apparently full of healthy and beautifying ingredients, but the name is a jaw-dropper.
Of course, regular readers of this blog will know that seisui or “holy water” is a euphemism for urine or golden showers, and has inspired its own kinds of adult products.
Take a look at the brand’s ad, which seems more like an anime fantasy film, full of maidens on horseback.
According to the tabloids, Ojo-sama Seisui is getting popular with male commuters.
The product is actually part of a series of “beauty energy drinks” and other unusual cosme items marketed in the same moe way.
Still, wouldn’t you rather have some of the real thing?
Anyone who has ever seen some of the more extreme or, ahem, unusual entries in the pantheon of Japanese adult video will be aware of ryoujoku (or ryojoku).
It’s where the woman is treated in a “degraded” way, as someone violated or disgraced — like a shamed woman. (The actual meaning of ryoujoku can be sexual assault, i.e. rape, or also “disgrace”.)
A common scene in Japanese porn will have the girl treated like a “human toilet” and phrases written on her body to “shame” her.
Here is Mika Osawa demonstrating the genre.
The graffiti might say things like “¥200 for one use”, “pervert urinal”, “slut”, “penetration this way” and so on.
The Ryoujoku Stockings allow you to indulge in this power fantasy without the hard work of doing the writing.
All you need to do is slip these tights on and you are instantly transformed into a degraded woman, with the insulting text written on the skin-colored stockings.
So put your pens away but get your darkest fantasies out.
Presented by Tokyo Kinky