Father's Day is fast approaching this month and, as some parts of the world finally start to open up again and the prospect of a decent summer raises its tantalizing head, we are excited about having some real fun for the first time in months.
Our partner shop Kanojo Toys, the biggest online source of Japanese adult toys for international customers, is holding an early, "horny" Father's Day sale.
Generous souls that they are, you can get 15% off any order this week to really reward your inner papa. Just use the coupon code happypapa.
The sale runs until Friday and the discount is valid ...
When is a blow job toy, a blow-job toy?
Forgive the koan-style opening, but this is a conundrum that occupies our addled minds sometimes.
Most blow job masturbator toys, as part of their aspirations to replication the sensation of a hot woman sucking you off, resemble a mouth and throat on the exterior, perhaps with the notable exception of certain powered versions, which pour their design efforts into the functionality instead of superficial realism.
The Eternal Fella Licking Indecent Around Blow Job Masturbator has the usual kind of slightly strange English title that characterizes ...
We have all harbored a few weird fantasies in our time, but how many have wondered what it's like to have sex with insects or an amputee?
That first fetish is explored by some more extreme sections of the adult video market, as we have blogged about before, but also appears in a few toys, such as this recent one that caught our beady eye.
The Mushi Kan Isopod Sex Vibrator is essentially what the name would suggest: in the words of Kanojo Toys, it "replicates the wiggling, writhing movements of a small creature crawling around and pleasuring you down there with its body and ...
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say this is one of the most interesting onahole designs. And essentially all it does is add one very good element to a standard pocket pussy design.
The Sugoman Musume Girl Spreading and Fingering Pussy Onahole has a long yet very appropriate title: this is a tight masturbator toy with an "awesome pussy" (the literal meaning of Sugoman), accentuated by the integrated hand on the exterior.
Imagine sliding yourself in between the horny fingers of this young girl as she holds her you-know-what open for your entrance. Even better, the middle finger is ...
We have been blogging about Japanese adult toys for nearly fifteen years and certain toys linger longer in the memory than others.
The original Tenga Flip Hole. The Maria Ozawa clone onahole. The Meiki no Hinkaku.
Nippori Gift stormed into the big time -- at least internationally -- with the latter, which conjured up the mood of an old Edo sex shop with its classic naming, vintage box, and commitment to pure vaginal replication over flashy gimmicks.
Since then, "meiki" became a marketing term commonly employed by Japanese adult toy brands to indicate a higher-quality toy, though not all ...
Until now, the Pretty Love series of Japanese adult toys has mostly concerned itself with goodies for the girls. That's great, but what about the boys? Thankfully, maker Toami has turned its attention to the guys with the latest entry: the Deep Licking Masturbator.
The name should give you a pretty good indication of what's going on here. This is a compact, practical, yet very powerful electric masturbator toy. You pop yourself into the realistic vagina at one end of the cup. Inside, after pushing through the snug pussy, your glans encounter a powered "tongue" part inside the tube. This is ...
You read a lot of nonsense about submissive women in Asia but we can tell you from experience: girls here like to be on top as much as girls back "home."
And we mean this literally.
And if like us, you like cowgirl sex, then this is the adult toy for you.
The Kijo Girl Cowgirl Onahole could have gone the easy route of slapping a sexy illustration on the box of a female character riding someone, and then calling it a fetish toy. No, they did that -- which is great -- but the designers went further and did justice to the theme by crafting an onahole that is truly suitable for woman-on-top ...
We do love an update. So many great adult toys disappear into oblivion once they are sold out, leaving behind a vague memory of an orgasm and some box art.
But not so with the LoScul's Petite Devil Kohai Legendary Hips Onahole Hard, which takes is already-popular schoolgirl-themed masturbator toy and enhances it for 2021 with a harder, tighter texture
As our good friends at Kanojo Toys say, this onahole "recreates a gorgeous girl from hips to mid-thigh, giving you plenty to grab, pinch, and spank. Both her holes are fuckable, so you can freely go from ass to pussy and back again whenever ...
We are currently enjoying the delights of 21-year-old G-cup porn goddess Rika Tsubaki (椿りか).
Naturally, we are doing this courtesy of videos we find online and DVDs we can rent from the good folks at Tsutaya, whose adult section at the Shinjuku-Kabukicho store is superb.
But we want more than our eyes and hand can give.
For those times, we reach for the Muriyari Gokubuto Rika Tsubaki Mouth Onahole, a new toy from A-One and available globally via our trusty friends at Kanojo Toys.
Correct us if we're wrong, but we think this is Rika Tsubaki's first official collaboration adult ...
Sadly, these days we can't take trips to hot springs for elicit affairs with young Japanese ladies. But when the coronavirus pandemic clears up, we will be booking out next trip to the onsen resort.
Until that happens, we are contenting ourselves with the latest in the bestselling Toy's Heart series of Lusty onholes.
The Lusty Love Onahole is a spiral-type tunnel that will reward you are that horny flight you endured to reach the resort district.
The hole reproduces the tender yet tight sensation of penetrating her vagina, which locks snug around your member with a strong "kupa" vacuum. ...
