What is it about female teachers?
Their skirts? The glasses? The authority?
Well, whenever I feel their eyes beaming down on me I just want them to give me extra-curricular sessions beyond my wildest dreams!
(Whenever I feel like this I reach for the Schoolteacher Rinka masturbator for some release!)
And then we get onto students. Or, to be more precise, school girls!
I've got some foreigner friends who've worked as English teachers at high schools in Japan. Man, they told me some stories.
Being surrounded by all those little skirts and thin white shirts all day -- who ...
We all know that Japanese girls can be rather bushy, right? Why is it that they are SO punctilious about shaving their arms, eyebrows, faces -- everywhere except down there? They let it all sprout and bloom.
Can't say I mind it so much but the contrast is peculiar, to say the least! Here's porn star Miyu Sakurai to show you what I mean...
[via AV Idol]
Anyway, some guys love it, right? They like a full bush on their lady's (ladies') pussy!
So, to cater for these boys, there have been "hairy" masturbator adults toys for a while now. But if you like Japanese girls AND a full ...
Megumi and my girlfriends know just how energetic I can get in bed. I really like to pump things up.
However, when it comes to actual exercise I'm a bit of a lazy bones. Is there any way to get physically fitter but in a way that involves sex?
Yes, there is! KanojoToys just told me about their brilliant Count Machine Onahole, a great realistic masturbator with a counter attached that measures how many times you penetrate!
The onahole is endorsed by one of my heroes, Hiroshi "Chocoball" Mukai. Hiroshi used to be a wrestler before he turned to an even more interesting career in ...
You know what we have a think about MILF (aka jukujo). Sometimes nothing beats the feeling of getting inside a lady with experience. Enough of this tight bullshit. I want something I can move around in -- something with some leverage, not to mention a gal with confidence and spunk. You don't get that from pseudo-pubescent school girls, I can tell ya!
There are loads of sexy older women in Japan. My favorite jukujo at the moment has to be actress Kyoka Suzuki. There's a lady with elegance...
One way to enjoy a MILF whenever you want one is to keep her stored in a drawer near your ...
Sexuality is full of flower imagery... "Take a girl's cherry." "English rose."
Well, the Japanese also have a thing for horticulture. The country's obsessed with cherry blossoms, chrysanthemums and maple leaves. (FYI if you ever see a large bunch of white orchids outside a bar or shop it means the place is new.)
Japanese technology is famously the best of the world. If they can perfect hybrid cars, talking toilets and household robots -- then of course they can also take the best of nature and stick it in a masturbator!
Whether you're a keen gardener or not you will definitely enjoy ...
We all have our own tastes, right? I'll be the first to admit some of mine are a bit, well, unusual. But there's one universal with sex and that is the meiki, a delectably crafted superior kind of onahole.
There are dozens of meiki holes and the best, in my humble opinion, are the ones based on famous porn stars. You can choose from Maria Ozawa, Nao Yoshizaki...all your fav girls are there in almost-flesh. The passages are designed and molded to be just like the actual v***** of the lady. You can't get much closer to the truth that that.
We all love Japanese idols and porn stars, but ...
Our sponsors at Kanojo Toys have done it again -- yet another original, amazing sex toy to liven up your day!
The Sea Anemone Onahole might sound like a crazy idea but I can assure you it works a treat!
I'll be the first to admit that I have a lot of fetishes (and Megumi knows all about that) -- but I honestly do NOT have a thing for fish or sea creatures.
I was initially a bit confused by the name of this masturbator. It certainly does not look like a normal onahole, right? But the inside is meticulously designed with dozens of tentacle stimulators that stroke you as you pump in and ...
Why should Megumi have all the fun? I was pretty peeved that our sponsors Kanojo Toys last week sent her samples so I called them up to complain. Luckily they're an accommodating bunch and were happy to send me something to test as well!
Well, boy was I glad they did that! The Acrobatic M Spread Legs has totally changed the way I use masturbators. Just blow it up and you'll be holding a lovely pair of legs.
One of my favorite things is that sensation of opening up a girl's thighs. That moment when you shift one limb to the left and slide the other to the right...You just can't get ...
Mayumi and I rarely just play as the two of us -- we prefer to have another girl to liven things up! Why? We all know that one of the most sensual experiences is when you dip into not just one delicious piece of pie, but two. There's plenty of sweet filling, and double the cream on top too.
Now our sponsors at Kanojo Toys have just released a new product that really caught my eye. The W Body-Con Gals is an onahole for the guy who likes three-way action: a delectable tube with different holes on either end, each based on a different JAV star. Are you in the mood for Seira Moroboshi? Or ...
I don't know about you but when I like to use an onahole, I like to hold it with both hands. Take a look at this mighty piece of equipment. The Super Shigoku Onahole is my dream companion, a cross between a handheld masturbator and a sex doll.
I can get a firm handle on the buttocks and pound away till I'm done. I also really dig the double hole opportunities for when I'm feeling anally minded. Those snugly ribbed passages rub me up the right way, if you know what I mean! If you're like me and serious about onaholes, then the Super Shigoku is what you've been waiting for.
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