We don't like mosaic, right? There's nothing worse than having the mood ruined by some nasty pixels covering the very areas you want to see the most! We won't get into the complicated, ambiguous reasons for why Japanese porn has mosaic (we've blogged about that before), but rather I wanted to give you all some practical tips. I'm gonna let you boys into a secret: There are ways to get rid of it! With the Olympia DV-9900, your dreams have come true! All you need is this little gadget and your regular Japanese DVDs, and hey presto! How does it work? Well, just hook it up between the DVD ...

If you love watching Japanese porn you will notice straightaway one very strange thing: pixelation. There's not a private part in sight -- they're all fuzzed and blurred out by the censors. Why the need for mosaics? Is it some strange kinky thing that men like? Well, maybe it is NOW, since a whole generation of Japanese men have grown up obsessed with porn and sex featuring pixels rather than penises. The real reason for it, though, is a 1907 obscenity law that remains unchanged to this day. (Taro and Tadashi, however, hate mosaic and always get under-the-counter porn that is ...