It's been a long and hard journey, but the Olympics are finally opening in Tokyo today.
If you're an athlete, you will have to put up with "anti-sex" beds (not actually true!) and exhortations not to screw fellow athletes in the Olympic Village (OK, this one is sadly true). If you're one of the tens of thousands of hangers-on, you are nominally stuck in a bubble around the venues, though we have already seen plenty of people wandering around (and many more online, looking to hook up with Japanese girls easily impressed by their Olympic credentials).
We will be participating in our own ...
We love onaholes and pocket pussy toys. We reckon we buy and use a lot. But this guy puts us to shame.
Onanist Take, who maintains a Pornhub and Twitter account, spent a small fortune on masturbators and then had a bath with them. What would that look like, you may ask. Could you even get into the bath? Is there even a point? Wouldn't you damage the toys as you stepped and sat on them?
Fortunately, he put the results of his noble endeavors online for us all to see.
Apparently, there's 400 masturbator toys here, with a market value of a million yen! To put that number in perspective, it's ...
To be honest, writing this makes us feel old but Tama Toys has now been around for 10 years.
Known for its awesome box art, the brand by TMA has built up an incredible lineup of onaholes, otoko no ko crossdresser costumes, smell sprays, dakimakura hug pillow covers, and other toys for a whole decade.
To celebrate, it has released a series of anniversary box sets with random selections of its wares. All the value packs have limited availability, so you'll have to hurry if you want to get your hands on them.
The most generous and exciting pack is the Tama Toys 10th Anniversary Happy Box ...
During the rainy season, it can sometimes be a pain to go out. In this day and age, fortunately you can turn on an app and still ensure you get your lunch.
Even more so in the coronavirus era, Ubu Eats and similar services are doing well and Tokyo's streets are now filled with such cyclists -- often young people earning extra cash.
What if one of them delivered you much more than just a bowl of food?
The Ubu Eats Blowjob Onahole by Teppen explores this fantasy we have all had whenever the cyclist bringing the meal is a young woman.
But the hardworking toy designers at Teppen have gone ...
Since the Olympics are just around the corner, despite no one apparently wanting them, we wanted to share this new release from the always-dependable Toy's Heart.
The Super Hard and Tight Athletics Girl is a durable, tough onahole inspired by a sporty Japanese student with a killer body. The exterior is bronze and tanned, as this young woman spends most of her time outside on the running track, honing her vagina into a rewardingly tight tunnel.
This being Japan, there are plenty of other great new releases right now. We were browsing the digital shelves of our friends Kanojo Toys for ...
We all like to sleep with intelligent partners but this is probably the most radical manifestation of that wish.
And it's probably one of the most dazzlingly original adult toy designs you will ever encounter -- which is saying something in the at-times strange world of Japanese sex toys.
The Brainfucker Mini Masturbator is a follow-up to the successful, if initially perturbing Brainfucker toy, which we introduced on this blog a few months ago.
As the name suggests, Tama Toys has now produced a welcome mini version of the cerebral delight. The brain-shaped masturbator is a softly ...
Father's Day is fast approaching this month and, as some parts of the world finally start to open up again and the prospect of a decent summer raises its tantalizing head, we are excited about having some real fun for the first time in months.
Our partner shop Kanojo Toys, the biggest online source of Japanese adult toys for international customers, is holding an early, "horny" Father's Day sale.
Generous souls that they are, you can get 15% off any order this week to really reward your inner papa. Just use the coupon code happypapa.
The sale runs until Friday and the discount is valid ...
When is a blow job toy, a blow-job toy?
Forgive the koan-style opening, but this is a conundrum that occupies our addled minds sometimes.
Most blow job masturbator toys, as part of their aspirations to replication the sensation of a hot woman sucking you off, resemble a mouth and throat on the exterior, perhaps with the notable exception of certain powered versions, which pour their design efforts into the functionality instead of superficial realism.
The Eternal Fella Licking Indecent Around Blow Job Masturbator has the usual kind of slightly strange English title that characterizes ...
We have all harbored a few weird fantasies in our time, but how many have wondered what it's like to have sex with insects or an amputee?
That first fetish is explored by some more extreme sections of the adult video market, as we have blogged about before, but also appears in a few toys, such as this recent one that caught our beady eye.
The Mushi Kan Isopod Sex Vibrator is essentially what the name would suggest: in the words of Kanojo Toys, it "replicates the wiggling, writhing movements of a small creature crawling around and pleasuring you down there with its body and ...
We're gonna go out on a limb here and say this is one of the most interesting onahole designs. And essentially all it does is add one very good element to a standard pocket pussy design.
The Sugoman Musume Girl Spreading and Fingering Pussy Onahole has a long yet very appropriate title: this is a tight masturbator toy with an "awesome pussy" (the literal meaning of Sugoman), accentuated by the integrated hand on the exterior.
Imagine sliding yourself in between the horny fingers of this young girl as she holds her you-know-what open for your entrance. Even better, the middle finger is ...
