Due to COVID-19, pretty much all of us have been spending a lot more time at home. Which means a lot more mess. Which means a lot more cleaning.
And in our case, this means a lot more fantasies about sexy wives hanging around in skimpy clothing, ready to clean things up for us.
All right, fantasy and reality are often poles apart, but you can't blame a man's mind for trying.
And so we were pleased to spot this new arrival in the Japanese adult toys market recently.
The Pururin Pai Onahole by adult brand Mate features a novel design that integrates a costume into the torso on the ...
It seems that during lockdown, even Japanese television producers are getting desperate for ideas.
The popular TV show Ariyoshi Hanseikai recently featured the gravure idol (gradol) Mai Arakawa (荒川真衣).
She appeared semi-nude for a sequence. Nothing new about this, which is often how gradols appear on TV in Japan.
Except that Mai Arakawa is known for her love of eating insects -- something she shares with the world in her YouTube videos -- and her penchant for all things creepy and crawly was showcased to a certain extent by having her pose with beetles on her buttocks and garter ...
Starring the beautiful model and actress Ayaka Miyoshi, the musical comedy Dance with Me was released domestically last August and was recently broadcast on the Wowow channel. This Japanese movie with a decidedly La La Land shtick about a prancing office lady is perhaps most notable for giving Miyoshi her first big starring role.
Far from the musical numbers or the charms of the lead actor, netizens watching the movie on TV seemed most interested in the dance sequences where Miyoshi's skirt was lifted up and revealed her cute OL panties.
Panchira (panties shot) is a rich and ...
You've tried the hand grenade. You've had sex with a brain. You've done the Tokyo Skytree.
Now try the Nuku-Fes Onahole.
This masturbator toy by Chiku Work is not only a very cheeky parody of the manga/anime multimedia franchise Love Live! School Idol Project, it's also a unique toy in its own right.
We mean, just check it out! What the heck is that? A block? A slab?
As our friends at Kanojo Toys tell us:
The circular dents on the surface of this uniquely designed masturbator replicate the placement of buttons in the Love Live! School Idol Festival video game, and pressing them in ...
We have been recently exploring the incredible erotic art of Namio Harukawa (春川ナミオ).
Harukawa specializes in femdom fetish art, especially facesitting, portrayed through amazing female characters with huge hips, thighs, and buttocks. If you want to see guys smothered by phatt asses, this is the world for you.
Here is just a small sampling of his awesome creations.
An anthology of his art, Garden of Domina, has been published bilingually. Though now in his seventies, Harukawa continues to hold exhibitions regularly, such as Vanilla Gallery, a bastion of fetish art in ...
After the werecat-themed Nekomata Musume Onahole, popular Japanese adult brand Toys Heart is continuing its series of yokai-inspired onaholes with the Kasha Musume Flaming Wheels Girl Onahole (or Kyasha Musume).
This novel masturbator toy is based on two concepts: a hot biker girl and the kasha yokai, a kind of "burning chariot" that steals corpses! Yikes!
Fear not, though, because all this girl will do is steal your cock and spunk.
As our friends at Kanojo Toys put it, she is "a real bad girl whose hot wheels need a few squirts of your man juices to put out. This buxom biker beauty ...
Japanese pornography is the place to go to see Japanese women with amazing breasts because, let's face it, you may not encounter many in regular life.
But how about owning your own replica?
From a series that has previously given us the busts of Kizuna Sakura, Rika Hoshimi, and Ayaka Tomoda, the Kurea Hasumi's Bust 3D-scanned Porn Star Clone Breasts is a hefty and realistic oppai toy that is designed for laying down flat.
Admire those natural nipples and the texture of Kurea Hasumi's skin that is expertly captured on this breast toy. Best of all, of course, are the options it gives you for ...
When people have a birthday, they typically celebrate with a cake and perhaps a nice meal.
If you are a Japanese porn star, however, your standards a bit different.
Mitsuki Nagisa (渚みつき), for instance, has celebrated her birthday by entirely covering her body in gold leaf -- every inch of her naked body -- for an incredible photo shoot.
She shared some photos of what she looked like. It's kinda insane at the same time as very, very sexy.
And if that's not enough of an enticing prospect, she also showed off what she looks like covered in thick, dripping paint.
Originally ...
The Nama Jiri Switch Ass Onahole by the aptly-named Yelolab brand has caught our attention, since we are well-known butt connoisseurs always on the hunt for the latest entry in this market.
Based on the rear of a sexy Japanese teacher character, it is yet another addition to the annals of awesome Japanese asses.
As our friends at Kanojo Toys say, the toy "not only realistically clones the look and feel of a perfectly bouncy butt, but also comes with two tight holes that are barely distinguishable from the genuine article."
But why the name? Because this ass offers the best of both ...
Drink your milk if you want to grow up into a healthy young boy!
This is no doubt what your folks used to say to you way back when, but what about if the cow wants to drink YOUR milk?
That's the weird but wonderful case with this unique Cow Girl Onahole by Toy's Heart.
As the name suggests, this is inspired by a half-cow, half-human character who is keen to slurp up your liquid offering as well as show off her enormous, er, udders.
As Kanojo Toys says, "as soon as you touch the masturbator, its Virgin Skin material will put you in the moo-d even more. She's a real expert in the ...
