Gaijin explains how to get laid as a fat guy in Japan

It’s a stereotype but there is some truth to it: a foreign male who’s below average can come to Japan and get himself an above-average lady, if not several (sometimes even at once). It all depends how determined and sleazy he wants to be, or how savvy he is at using the tools at his disposal (certain bars and clubs, dating sites and apps).

From students to coworkers, “language exchanges,” and random girls on the street, there’s a lot of options out there if you have the time and energy, and, naturally, the inclination.

It goes without saying that you will have even more dating and bedding success if you are actually good-looking and blessed with a fun, outgoing personality. As do factors like height, build, hair color, skin color, and so on.

But pretty much anyone can get laid if he really set his mind to it. You just need to not be fussy or worry about potentially looking a fool, even in public, which you almost certainly will. After all, there will be plenty of rejections — news flash: most Japanese women will not want to sleep with you just because you are a gaijin — but with enough “attacks,” sometimes your sorties will get through.

How many times have you seen an “imbalanced” foreigner-Japanese couple? Does it bother you?

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YouTuber TkyoSam posted the following video in January giving the low-down on “how to get laid as a fat guy in Japan”. Unfortunately (or fortunately), there’s no revealing footage posted — just self-confessed “fat gaijin” Sam riding his motorbike around Tokyo while he talks — but readers may find his insights amusing (or infuriating, or both).

What do you think? Do you agree with TkyoSam (who, incidentally, has permanent residency in Japan)?

Incidentally, YouTuber TkyoSam recently got himself into hot water over a video he made in a conveyor-belt sushi restaurant after he put the GoPro camera on the conveyor belt and let it film its journey around the eatery. The video went viral but the restaurant was not amused, issuing a public apology. The resulting controversy has even made the television news, with some speculating that TkyoSam might face a serious fine or even a jail sentence. That sounds a bit harsh for breaching etiquette and hygiene basics. (He’s hardly the first to do this kind of stunt, of course.)

Anyway, that “notorious” video is no longer online but it’s how we stumbled upon his YouTube channel and his other, perhaps equally contentious, videos like the above.

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  • Sky Tree March 19, 2018

    This guy is a pig. It’s unfortunate that Japan even takes notice to mentally deficient pigs like this.

  • Lim Jai Thom March 21, 2018

    good for japan. get that gaijin fuckface out of the country for disrespecting them. fucking westerners think they can do anything they want wherever they are. fucking westerners are a disease and should be eradicated. them, niggers and chinese. foad.

  • Fuck off lim March 24, 2018

    1 fat loser doesn’t represent an entire country.
    2 you’re a pathetic racist cuck fagget
    3 go fuck yourself you tiny dicked twat

  • BitingtheMelon March 28, 2018

    Sad that a noble country like Japan suffers even today from foreign imperialism …would like to experience a “real” culture such as this one..sigh..then what brings me to a website like this you ask ? What? Don’t look at me like that!!…

  • [email protected] off lim March 28, 2018

    You must be American then!..

  • Tkyosam March 30, 2018

    Thanks for the shout out. I’ll release part 2 and three of that series next week thanks to this article and hello to all you wonderful people in the comments.

    Sincerely the fat guy having sex and ruining your whole Japanese experience.


    P.s – Don’t forget to follow my social media and or watch my other video series so you can really get to know me! Cause let’s face it, it’s easier to hate the guy doing what you wish you could than change yourself, amirite? Stay black!

  • TheAndySan March 30, 2018

    While Sam’s original video isn’t up anymore, my edit of it is on my channel for those who need context.

  • TheAndySan March 30, 2018

    Man, who knew a simple video would enrage so many people. Y’all need to get laid!

  • Mortdecai April 1, 2018

    I thought they deported that loser a long time ago. Still fat and still annoying as heck.

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