We all like to cosplay, right? Especially when it involves having sex. Oh, yes! Combine two of the best things about Japan with mock-historical costumes! For all those guys and girls who dream about rollicking on the tatami and unwrapping your Yoshiwara courtesan to the sounds of shamisen, get your hands on this nagajuban set. Nagajuban is the name for a kimono undergarment, worn by men and women, under the regular kimono -- or sometimes just by itself. I guess it depends on how long you want to delay the inevitable! It's strange, isn't it? When I think of historical France or ...

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The postman just arrived and brought me some goodies from KanojoToys. The Piston Magic are a series of inflatable toys, half sex doll, half pillow! The outsides are printed with luscious of Japanese porn stars, including Ren Aizawa (愛沢蓮) and Ria Sakurai (樱井莉亚). Simply slip your favorite masturbator onahole inside, and feel the air cushion provide a more even, realistic sensation than you can accomplish with your hands alone. These Piston Magic sleeves can go big as well! Depending on your preferences you can fit it with a massive onahole like the Meiki no Hinkaku or ...

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We spotted this when it was announced a few weeks ago -- and now comes the great news that it is finally available for the hungry consumer. The Tenga FlipLite is the follow-up to the now legendary Flip Hole, a light-weight, easy-to-use masturbator for the discerning male. At the heart of the Flip Lite's design is its "flip"-off cap -- just add the gel, close it up and you are ready to getting going. Notice the button on the outside: that's the devilish air release switch which will add vacuum oomph to your pleasure! The compact Flip Lite comes in two stunning versions, each one ...

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All right, the boys have been hogging this blog for FAR too long. It's time I made a post! I was going over some of the samples that Kanojo Toys had sent me and was immediately taken by the rather large Fairy Massager. Deja vu. Haven't I seen this before? Of course, this is the vibe of choice for porno here. Only last night, Taro and I were watching a school girl creaming herself with one of these -- before being interrupted and taught a good lesson by her teacher. Anyway...enough about porn. Let's give this vibe a try. Phew, this is used by pros for a reason! The head is so big and ...

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We all have our own tastes, right? I'll be the first to admit some of mine are a bit, well, unusual. But there's one universal with sex and that is the meiki, a delectably crafted superior kind of onahole. There are dozens of meiki holes and the best, in my humble opinion, are the ones based on famous porn stars. You can choose from Maria Ozawa, Nao Yoshizaki...all your fav girls are there in almost-flesh. The passages are designed and molded to be just like the actual v***** of the lady. You can't get much closer to the truth that that. We all love Japanese idols and porn stars, but ...

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Our sponsors at Kanojo Toys have done it again -- yet another original, amazing sex toy to liven up your day! The Sea Anemone Onahole might sound like a crazy idea but I can assure you it works a treat! I'll be the first to admit that I have a lot of fetishes (and Megumi knows all about that) -- but I honestly do NOT have a thing for fish or sea creatures. I was initially a bit confused by the name of this masturbator. It certainly does not look like a normal onahole, right? But the inside is meticulously designed with dozens of tentacle stimulators that stroke you as you pump in and ...

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Why should Megumi have all the fun? I was pretty peeved that our sponsors Kanojo Toys last week sent her samples so I called them up to complain. Luckily they're an accommodating bunch and were happy to send me something to test as well! Well, boy was I glad they did that! The Acrobatic M Spread Legs has totally changed the way I use masturbators. Just blow it up and you'll be holding a lovely pair of legs. One of my favorite things is that sensation of opening up a girl's thighs. That moment when you shift one limb to the left and slide the other to the right...You just can't get ...

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Our sponsors Kanojo Toys recently sent me a great sample product to test out and I just had to share my impressions with you all. When me and my hubbies are getting down and dirty, I sometimes like to get in the mood with a blast of finger foreplay down you-know-where. Well, fingers and hands get tired, and keeping up the same speed and tenacity can be a real test on the patience of a man eager to get his own rocks off. So I was overjoyed to be sent the Vibrator Pleasure Palm, a wickedly shaped vibe that goes on your hand. Notice the ring that you put round the finger, leaving it ...

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Mayumi and I rarely just play as the two of us -- we prefer to have another girl to liven things up! Why? We all know that one of the most sensual experiences is when you dip into not just one delicious piece of pie, but two. There's plenty of sweet filling, and double the cream on top too. Now our sponsors at Kanojo Toys have just released a new product that really caught my eye. The W Body-Con Gals is an onahole for the guy who likes three-way action: a delectable tube with different holes on either end, each based on a different JAV star. Are you in the mood for Seira Moroboshi? Or ...

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We don't know so much about this right now but it looks like Tenga is releasing a new product in late April. The Tenga Flip Lite will be available in two colors ("melty white" and "solid black") and, as the name suggests, should be an easy-on-the-hand mere 330g! The original Flip Hole is rather heavy, so this is definitely an added bonus. After 15 minutes (if you can wait that long) of Flip Hole play it's a pretty intense workout! This model looks even more discreet, meaning that airline security won't be embarrassing next time I travel. You can get the Flip Lite on preorder at ...

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