It seems that unusual vibrators that look like character or mascot toys are all the rage in Japan these days. After introducing the Lovely Loveman earlier this week, now we find this new ToysBoys waterproof vibe.
It is based on the Toys-kun mascot character for Toys Heart, one of Japan's biggest adult toy companies, to celebrate some sort of anniversary.
You can pop it on your shelf or bath and everyone will just think it's another wacky Japanese toy. But actually, press the button underneath and it will start buzzing like crazy. The arms, and bulbous head, make for a very unique ...
For the ladies who like both the cute and the ugly -- like a cock on a nice-looking guy, in many ways -- this is an interesting vibe for you!
When I first got this in the mail I thought it was a kind of odd Japanese mascot or character toy for an anime series I hadn't seen yet. But then I took the "Lovely Loveman" off his stand and discovered the switch underneath.
When his long nose started buzzing, though it seemed a bit strange at first, I soon learnt how I could manoeuvre and steer it inside my you-know-what. My god, that nose is mighty long and what a shape! "Wacky Japan"? ...
Japan frequently -- hell, basically always -- pushed the boundaries and definitions of what is expected and accepted.
We think of AKB48 and we think of cubby otaku geek men who can't get a girlfriend, jacking off and then heading to the meet-and-greet scrums with the stars, the spunk still dripping from their hands. (Seriously, there are stories like this.)
Think again. AKB is also popular with cross-dressers! Yes, there are guys who find it erotic to dress up as one of the diminutive Akihabara idols and imitate their skimpy, sexy skirts and uniforms.
For precisely these chaps ...
Us Japanese girls have a reputation for being, well, meek, right?
The truth is there are plenty of tough ladies out there. Most Japanese wives strictly control their hubbies' wallet and if you've ever met a girl from Osaka, likely you know they are not to be messed around with.
If you and your lady like the fighting spirit, then get into the real way of the warrior, history style, with these funky ninja and Sengoku Warring States period kinky costumes. I always like to give Tadashi a good whacking whenever he's feeling horny.
Recently in Japan there has been a craze for ...
Sometimes I look at the latest adult toys on the market in Japan and I can be a bit perplexed.
Like I was recently with the Chokouha Masturbator, kind of like a giant black block. But then I gave it a try and saw how well it worked...
Similiarly, when Taro showed me the Shobon 2ch Onahole I almost laughed. What the hell is that? I am a keen user of 2ch and soon clicked that it was a character based on the emoticon character 2channel users often deploy a feeling of shyness.
Naruhodo!
Okay, so I now get why it looks like that, but then why a sex toy? Well, my esteemed fellow ...
We've been waiting for a decent new love doll for ages and finally we get one to keep us warm this winter! Orient Industry know how to craft and create something much more sophisticated that the usual "sex doll" or "Dutch wife". Their silicone companions are like real women, with characters and sensual bodies!
The Ange Bihaku is a new version of Real Love Doll Ange, complete with new faces and beautiful white skin.
That's what "Bihaku" means. It's one of those terms that Shiseido and the cosmetics companies use a lot, and it quite important to Japanese concepts of ...
Okay, ladies. If like me you like to stay satisfied clitorally speaking, then it's absolutely essential to carry around your personal mini vibrator, right?
Those clever chappies at SOD have stopped making great Japanese porn for a moment and turned their attentions to the ladies. They came up with this Mobile Mini Denma, a funky and pop design vibrator that looks like a little capsule dangling from your phone.
But open this up and you have a buzzing miniature vibrator that will hit just the right spots on your you-know-where. Perfect for when you're feeling just a little bit horny ...
Ah, Japanese girls and their obsession with cats. Approximately 48.7% of the Japanese internet (that's a very reliable statistic) is composed of images of cats, you know.
At a squint (no pun intended), many Japanese girls even look like cats! Before people accuse of being racist, we reckon the ladies know it themselves, hence why they are always dressing up in cosplay with "neko mimi" (cat ears).
And when the results are this cute, there are no complaints from us.
Continuing this theme is this new vibrator that is sure to be a big hit with the feline-loving ladies. The ...
I'm a girl and girls must like dolls, right? Well, kinda. I'm not a big fan of Taro's Orient Industry sex dolls that he has lying around the house. I mean, they are awesome but ultimately they are competing with yours truly!
Kazuki just pointed this unusual toy out to me. He said it might be the kind of thing I'd like to "play with" in my doll's house.
Well, I don't have anything like that any more; sadly those young years are long gone. But I was certainly intrigued by the Dollho, a kind of onahole masturbator combined with a Barbie doll.
It comes with joint parts that ...
If you're on your way to becoming a shemale ("New Half") but not quite there yet, you may be in need of these strap-on breasts or vaginas, on sale from KanojoToys.
They are specifically designed to be "Japanese", with the breasts a modest c-cup size and the vagina tight and Asian. What's more, the "skin" color is a dark yellowish tone, imitating Japanese bodies.
I might even try Megumi wearing the vagina belt so that I get "double" penetration!
In Japan the "okama" (cross-dresser) is quite wide-spread in society. You don't have to be wandering around Shinjuku's famous ...
