Never, never let it be said that pornography isn't cultural. Far from it. JAV is high art!
We've known this for years and now there can be no denying it with the Naked Sex Art Museum, which we have been "visiting" recently.
The Soft on Demand (SOD) title features Anri Suzuki, Ryo Akanishi, Satsuki Kirishima and Reira Serikawa in a series of scenes that recreate famous paintings... in the most artistic way possible.
The cover of course is Sandro Botticelli's Venus.
Another major obvious one is Manet's "The Luncheon on the Grass".
The original painting in itself ...
Here is the otaku hug pillow for the new generation.
A smartphone that is the size of a bed.
That's right, you can sleep on this phone, run on it, even live on it.
But otaku will be interested in how it can revolutionize the hug pillow.
Take the Soine App 4.1, which allows you to snuggle up (soine) to a life-size 2D anime character.
Before you jump to any conclusions about "Japanese" engineers, the development team was actually led by a white ...
Three. Two. One. Lift off!
No, you haven't seen it all. If you think you have, you need to stay up to date with the new JAV Japanese porn releases.
Pussy Rocket Syringe Pump Challenge is an example of "injection bondage" in which five amateurs are tied up in a kind of barn and then have a "rocket" stuck up their vaginas, pumping them with spunk and other liquids.
The aim, apparently, is not vivisection but to see how much the ladies can "take" -- and whether the stuff will eventually spew out of their mouths or not.
There is almost three hours of this to... what, endure? ...
We've heard of deluxe silicone dolls. We all know "plush" foam dolls. And of course, blow-up air dolls are no secret.
But did you know that you can have a hot water doll?
Working a bit like a hot water bottle, the Hot Hip series are like buttock and thigh air dolls -- except you add in hot water rather than air.
The result is that the doll is both warm to the touch, unlike the sometimes undeniably sterile sensation of a blow-up air doll, plus it moves and responds as you push and squeeze it.
Winter might be almost over in Japan -- but not in Europe or America, that's ...
Okay, so that's a provocative question but these are provocative films.
The Naked Continent is a series of Japanese porn films that feature JAV stars heading to Africa ("the dark continent") to meet the natives and go savage.
A lot is made of the contrast between the pale, innocent-looking Japanese girl and the dark tribesmen and women she meets.
There are several films in the series, each starring a different girl. So far stars have included Yui Takashiro, Yuka Osawa and more.
Naturally she gets very acquainted with the men, discovering an inner, feral sexuality through ...
We've been "investigating" another fab genre of Japanese pornography a lot recently.
Homeless porn.
Back in 2011 we saw our first title, where a young J-girl is homeless in L.A. and has to sleep with tramps to get a place to stay.
But there are many, many more.
Some take the common "girl-in-peril" motif and have the young lady being forced to undergo something that is "dirty" or humiliating, or an incredible challenge.
Often the sex is semi-public, watched by all the other homeless guys in the community.
In general, this "humiliation" style is a frequent style in many Japanese JAV ...
Despite being the biggest producer of Japanese porn in the land, Soft on Demand (SOD) still manages to keep surprising audiences. No Hollywood-style reliance on tired formats for SOD!
Here's one we're loving at the moment.
It uses that trope found common to a lot of Japanese kikaku porn (literally "project films", features that focus on an unusual setting and situation rather than a star), the countryside.
Deep in the rural hinterland, there is a horse stables and racecourse where they train and keep mares and stallions.
Only these are not ordinary horses.
No, in Human ...
It had to happen eventually and it has been worth the wait.
Tenga, Japan's most exciting adult toys brand, has finally given us ladies something after years of providing the most innovative and stylish pleasure in the land to the guys.
The result is this immaculate-looking device, the Iroha.
The Iroha is a vibrator that comes in three exquisite designs, each with its special shape and elegant color.
I got my eager hands on a pre-release version and have been trying it out. I don't want to give any spoilers here but let's just say that this is a minimalist paradise in your ...
Put your hand up of you've ever watched some Japanese porn -- okay, we're raising every part of our bodies! Well, then you will have probably at least one time seen this star.
But unlike Maria Ozawa et al, she doesn't have a name nor even the fame she deserves. But her role in driving the engine of JAV is undisputed.
Behold, the Fairy Massager Wand -- perhaps the most commonly used vibrator in Japanese pornography.
Why is it so popular?
Well, it's obviously a very powerful vibe and its size makes it very visually effective for shooting porn.
Its size also means it can be ...
I masturbate a lot and I also use onaholes and other adult toys a lot. I'm sure you have the same problem as me -- lotion gets all over me, especially down among the pubes, which only a shower can solve.
Even worse is when I've finished inside a hole and then "pull out" -- and with it comes a waterfall of cum unless you're careful!
Well, my dreams have been answered with this Masturbation Apron Bib!
You slip one of the sheets over your cock and then unfold it around your body.
Now lotion and other liquids won't be jumping onto you, making the "aftermath" a much more simple ...
