Ever thought a crying girl looked cute?
Of course she does.
But have you ever wondered what else can be done with those tears?
How about lubing up with them? Well, not literally. Japan's sex toys makers haven't been scouring the land for upset girls... not yet anyway.
But the Young Japanese Girls Tears Lotion (in pink) and the Japanese Otoko no Ko Crossdresser Tears Lotion (in blue) are inspired by the wet eyes of idols.
It depends on your taste. Do you like them young and virginal, and female?
Or are you more into cross-dressing idols? (For those who don't know, ...
Love Shot is a new drink designed for people to get it on at parties and clubs in Japan.
The alcoholic drink comes in a tube with openings on either end. The idea is you drink it simultaneously with a partner (or potential partner), sharing liquids before you really share liquids.
While you slurp up the Technicolor drink you can look right into your partner's face at close range, seeing what they look like with their mouth puckered up as if they are giving you head. Don't worry, drink enough of these and that will certainly be coming later (pun fully intended).
And ...
We all have fantasies about virgins, perhaps especially Asian virgins.
In fact, despite the allure, sleeping with a virgin isn't all it's cracked up to be. After all, there's a lot of awkwardness and delay.
But it's still something we all want to try every now and then.
However, the right situations don't always present themselves at your convenience.
Fortunately, we have Japanese sex toys to help us out.
The Cocoa Aisu Virgin Slippery Puriman Onahole is not only based on Cocoa Aisu's pussy and magnificently recreates having fun with the sweetest and most innocent-looking ...
Even a 2D anime character has feelings, you know.
Otaku love to decorate their hug pillow (dakimakura) with an anime character cover. Their companion is theirs to squeeze and talk to at night.
But Rina Makuraba, developed by Koichi Uchimura, takes things to another level.
She is a hug pillow that responds to your touch verbally. Just stroke her to elicit a "conversation".
She has a real personality and will even get cross with you if you get too touchy-feely. As we know, a cute girl getting angry at you is a fetish in Japan.
The system is called Itaspo ...
Ever wanted to have sex up against a window?
Sure, that's a fantasy we all have (see this Korean film for a nice scene like that).
The 3D Bijiri Beautiful Butt Maasa masturbator doll not only recreates a hot Japanese butt (something of an obsession of ours), but it also allows you to play with the butt on a nearly life-size replica of a girl.
Illustrated by Youtoku Tatsunami, there's a poster included with the inflatable buttocks.
Blow up the buttocks and then lay it flat on the poster for a 3D experience with a 2D girl. Great for using on beds, desks, floors, or other ...
Older can mean wiser. Older can also mean better.
Okay, older doesn't usually mean hotter. But older ladies know more about what they want and are willing to do more to get it.
Dan Mitsu, Manami Hashimoto et al have pushed the jukujo craze to new heights, and for this we are grateful to them.
But with no disrespect to their achievements, the groundwork has actually been laid by even older ladies -- and who went even further for the cause.
Porn stars like Yumi Kazama have been pioneers of the mature lady genre.
And another now legendary MILF JAV porn star is Ayako Satonaka. ...
"Natsu no Himegoto" is an anime that pushes the boundaries of what would be legal in other countries.
Only in Japan would you get an adult doujin anime like this with two sisters who look so young.
There's no official English translation that we know of -- bootlegs exist, of course -- but it often goes by the name "The Secret in Summer". As the name suggests, it's set in an old Japanese house during the dog days, the sound of the cicadas buzzing while you enjoy the delights of two youthful Japanese girls.
Needless to say, it's been a big hit locally, with 35,000 downloads in ...
Parody is a big part of the Japanese adult industry, which never takes itself too seriously and loves to create toys overtly (and unofficially) parodying something, whether that be a famous people, idol group, anime, and even drink products.
At the end of last year, a parody JAV title was made that had a lot of fun with the case of Ryutaro Nonomura. If you recall, he was the Hyogo Prefecture politician accused of having dodgy expenses and whose press conference justifying his actions descended into bawling.
His habit of putting his hands to his ears to listen to questions quickly went ...
The Shitakan Tongue Onahole is inspired by the youthful mouth of a Japanese girl, eager to lap up whatever she is given her to eat.
While there are plenty of "mouth" onaholes and even ones with "fangs", the Shitakan (literally "tongue sex") has an especially long tongue that has all kinds of applications.
Of course, this isn't the first masturbator toy to offer a "tongue" experience. The EROlution Onahole had a slightly similar design, though the "tongue" was much shorter. The "Super Tongue" mini series also, as their name suggests, has a design in the same area.
There are ...
We've all thought about it. Some of us have even tried it.
What would happen if you stuck a vacuum cleaner hose around your cock? Does it feel good or will it tear it off?
Well, not having personally had the guts to try it, we can't comment.
But here's an awesome new Japanese sex toy that takes this concept and creates something totally brilliant.
The Vacuum Master connects not only to a household vacuum cleaner to create a powerful vacuum effect on you. Not only that but it can be used with onaholes to transform your vacuum cleaner into a realistic sex machine.
First you ...
