If you spot a man with scissors on a train, he may not be dangerous but he may be seeking out an unusual method for satisfying his fetish.
Especially if he is Masamitsu Ando.
Chiba police arrested Ando last Thursday for cutting the skirt of a junior high school student the previous day.
The schoolgirl was on a JR train very early in the morning from from Tateyama to Chiba when the 41-year-old company employee used scissors to cut her skirt when she was sleeping in the seat next to him.
Young girls should know better than to dozen on trains in Japan, given the danger of being ...
The Japanese celebrate Christmas on Christmas Eve with sex.
December 24th is the day everyone looks forward to because on that evening it is the time for couples to go out on expensive dates, and love hotels are always packed in the evening.
Basically, no one bothers with December 25th, since they do all the important stuff on Christmas Eve.
Oh, and they like to eat KFC. So chicken and sex.
Taro and I will be getting some chicken in but have gone past the time when we expect to go on dates.
That's why we were glad to have a chance to do some dressing up. Enter the To Aru ...
Ryoma Sakamoto was a famous figure the era when Japan shifted from a feudal nation to a modern one. He is one of the most popular samurais in Japanese history.
But it's also the name of a 30-year-old unemployed guy in Ome City, north Tokyo.
This Ryoma Sakamoto was informed by his girlfriend that she wanted to break up with him and the "samurai" was mighty pissed off. So pissed off he set about a plan of action, as any hero would.
His plan was revenge. And it involved home-made porn. Yes, it was, as it is known, "revenge porn."
He began to threaten his thirtysomething girlfriend who he ...
Caught in the act.
A smart lady has caught a man trying not too discreetly to snap a shot of her panties while sitting opposite her on the train.
She then put it on Twitter for the world to see.
If her tweets are to be believed, she would appear to be a high school student.
This kind of thing happens every day in Japan. There are lots of perverts on the trains, including so-called respected professionals.
It reminds us of this other incompetent snapper on a train, himself photographed being none too subtle about his under-the-skirt ...
That's right. That headline is not wrong.
This has to be one of the most awesome collaborations we've heard of in a long time and vindicates our years of campaigning for mainstream sex doll recognition.
Lady Gaga has teamed up with Orient Industry to make a sex doll molded on the Queen of Pop.
The result is the Gagadoll.
This is how Universal Music Japan describe it:
Japan's latest and finest technologies were put into the creation of the "GAGADOLL". It's the world's first life-size human-shaped listening station that closely resembles Lady Gaga. The bone conduction ...
We all have fantasies about sexy teachers. Some of us early adopters were even indulging in these as young as elementary school age.
Well, those fantasies exist for a reason. Because there are women like Hitomi Sugawara (27), an elementary school teacher from Yokohama who "assisted" in a porn shoot as an actress.
Hitomi was a music teacher but got involved with men making porn. The fruits of their labors was then streamed online for a fee. This plucky lass was trying to make a buck in the brave new world of internet porn. But in Japan, you cannot circumvent the big boys in the industry ...
The tabloid FRIDAY has snapped pictures of JAV porn star Makoto Yuuki entering the home of veteran TV personality and comedian Sanma Akashiya at around 11pm in mid-November and then leaving some 14 hours later.
Sanma Akashiya's daughter, IMALU, is a year older than Makoto (23), who is a former Race Queen and minor porn star.
This is Sanma.
And this is Makoto Yuuki.
...and leaving Sanma's home.
While I love Sanma on TV, I think the guy needs to get a reality check when it comes to his dating habits.
The horny devil was also reported to have gone on an intimate date with porn star ...
For all their rabid consumption of Japanese porn, a large amount of men in the country actually fantasize about marrying a different sort of girl.
The TV "announcer".
These are the intelligent girls who graduated from such colleges as Sophie University, she kind of girl you can have a conversation with and not be bored, and who would cook you something that goes with wine.
Women like Christel Takigawa, the thinking man's crumpet.
Ryoko Mima was born in 1984. For many years the weather presenter on a TBS morning show, she has been a been a middle-class favorite for a while -- ...
The Tokyo Motor Show is the biggest event in the calendar for Japan's huge automotive industry. It is the series of days in which it showcases its latest models and futuristic concept cars both for the world press, industry people and the general public.
There are lots of cars, motorbikes and other innovative forms of mobility.
But there are also girls. Lots of girls.
Known as "companions", these ladies are related to Race Queens in that their job is to stand near vehicles, hand out leaflets, pose of photos with the said vehicle, and just smile and look pretty all day. Actually, we ...
We're reaching that age when the ladies a little older than us who we loved as youngsters are getting to the tipping point.
Kanako Kojima (小島可奈子) is one. We've eulogized her assets before, this svelte, charming lady who does not mind trying her luck with the "hair nude" photo shoot.
Now comes the news that actress Kanako has had her first child at the age of 38.
She married a company director in 2011 and since then has been trying for a baby through artificial insemination.
She delighted people by putting on semi-nude pictures of her pregnant body on her ...
