Get intimate with your favorite music idol with this poop smell scent

You’ve already got the sweaty stocking smell spray.

You’ve got the freshly taken-off scent of panties.

If you’re a bit kinkier, you’ve got the pee-stained panties spray.

Maybe you’ve even tried the high school girl menstruation smell bottle.

What’s next? What more could the market offer you? As it turns out, quite a lot!

Which all begs the question: What is it about Japan and smell fetishes? We haven’t done a comprehensive survey in any way, shape, or form, but it really does seem like something quite peculiar to the adult market here. Smell fetishes themselves are certainly universal, though our feeling is that the Japanese sex industry is special in really going out of its way to cater to them.

We’ll leave the exact reasons for that to the cultural anthropologists and armchair commentators, though it must have just started at some point and then the market rolled with it. The results is an incredibly varied and rich genre of sprays and scents.

The latest is the Music Idol Poop Smell Spray, which is meant to capture the fragrance of a Japanese Akihabara music group singer’s toilet-bowl aftermath. Hmm . . . when does “intimate” become “too intimate”?

So if you like the cute members of AKB48 or any of its myriad sister groups, but want to smell them rather than screw them, this is the right item for you. (The publicity images make it pretty obvious that AKB48 is the target here.)

Coming in a handy smell, you can use it to add scent to your hands, toys, dolls, pillows, posters, costumes, panties, and more.

The poop smell spray is available from Kanojo Toys, which is actually one of the few sources for getting a wide range of Japanese smell fetish items internationally.

And if this is your cup of tea, then you’ll definitely want to check out the Schoolgirl Fart Smell Spray by Tama Toys.