You've seen Ted. Maybe you've even seen Ted 2 (out now, though not in Japan).
Prepare to see a very unlikely and very unofficial spin-off...
"Teddy Bear Saliva Tongue Cuddly Toy Sex" is a 100-minute Japanese adult video starring Hikari Matsushita and Arisu Hayase as two of three ladies who literally get fucked by a teddy bear.
It's produced by fetish studio Rocket. The actual original Japanese title translates into something like: "The world where suddenly one day a cuddly toy attacks beautiful young girls: Cuddly toy rape".
That should give you a taste of what to ...
Hot girls? Check.
Tenga? Check.
Tenga, the Apple of the Japanese adult toy industry, held a birthday party on June 6th at Club Doll in Matsusaka City, Mie Prefecture, and on June 26th at club Leopard in Hiroshima.
It essentially seemed to consist of hot girls playing tracks as DJs and go-go dancers giving out free Tenga Condoms to happy young guys.
The event will tour to other parts of the country (but not Tokyo, it seems).
July 17th: Kyoto (Butterfly)
July 31st: Hokkaido (Riviera)
August 12th: Okayama (Mars)
August 21st: Okinawa (Love ...
To promote the awesome Tenga Vacuum Controller, Tenga's first foray into the sex machine market that was released in March, Tenga has now created a English-language video to explain the features of the toy.
Suction on Your Command!
The world's first vacuum pump that feels amazing to use!
...is how Tenga puts it.
We just love the approach. Tenga wanted to enhance their onacup series and do something electric. Most people go overboard with the tech and design when it comes to a sex machine, but Tenga's idea was, as always, minimal and successful.
Taking the Tenga cup to the ...
Japanese sex toys often use parody to add an extra layer of fun to the proceedings.
We've seen countless parody onaholes, so with clever packaging that resemble actual commercial products such as beer cans and snacks.
There are also lubricants like this -- which at first glance look just like green tea or even wine bottles.
This is done for the purposes of comic relief but also disguise. You can then leave your sex toy in plain sight!
The "imitative" nature of the design can also add something to the effectiveness of the toy, especially in the case of the items like the candy ...
The Candy Lotion Portable Lubricants will fool anyone until they try to eat one of your sweets.
On the surface, all you've got in your hand is a bag of candy.
In fact, these are mini capsules which can be broken to give you an oozing lube for enjoying with a partner, by yourself, or with a sex toy.
This makes them very discrete if you want to leave them lying around or even if you want to take them around with you -- in your bag to work or to the store. You never know when you might need some lube!
It's not just a gimmick. The lubes are really effective too.
There ...
She was hot before. She just got hotter.
The Orient Industry Real Love Doll Yasuragi has now got "levelled up" to that archetype of Japanese beauty: pure white skin.
The Real Love Doll Yasuragi White Skin is another luxury silicone sex doll from Japan's top doll studio.
Essentially the details are the same as the previous hit Yasuragi, only this time with pure bihaku (white skin). This is similar to what Orient Industry did with their amazing Ange doll a little while ago.
There is a choice of four wonderful faces: Minami Iikura, Madoka Kurihara, Chigusa Hara, or ...
These days every fetish has a name. Kemonomimi ("animal ears") is a type of moe anthropomorphism where girl and boy characters in manga and anime have animal-like accessories.
Catgirls are probably the most famous but there are lots of others, since almost anything or anyone can become any kind of "animal" -- from dogs to wolves, rabbits and more.
All this moe inspires its fair share of adult toys.
Kemonomimi onaholes
You may think that masturbator sleeves had nowhere else further to go, but then you'd be wrong.
This is the Dekoboko Moo Moo Catgirl Onahole, a fairly typical ...
The Japanese have come up with some unusual sex toys and adult products in their time.
Frankly, many defy explanation.
But I think we have a new winner.
They have been created by guro manga artist Shintaro Kago as awesome ideas for the things sex toys should really be doing for us.
And what ideas they are.
"Dekichatta-kon setto" (Shotgun wedding set) consists of a condom with a hole in it, plus a spout for collecting spent semen, a needle for puncturing a condom, and a small bottle (for secretly storing your lover's spunk, natch).
Apparently you can buy the set from TACO ...
To celebrate Mother's Day, we wanted to write about sexy Japanese mothers.
As we know, pregnancy porn is a major subgenre in Japan, coming in all shapes and sizes -- literally. A lot of these films tend to feature amateur performers. But even when a top porn star gets herself "knocked up", it doesn't stop them making their entry in the genre. Tsubomi continued doing porn when she was heavily pregnant.
Mothers-to-be or mothers past their prime, elongated breasts and nipples and all, are treated as viable sex figures ripe for enjoying.
Here are some highlights from Japan's many, many ...
As we know, masked girls are a thing in Japan: so much so there are idol groups like Kamen Joshi.
Now combine Kamen Joshi with a I-cup and you have a hot chick, and plenty of paizuri.
That's the basic premise behind this JAV porn by label Oppai ("breasts"), which features girls wearing masks and with huge chests (kyonyuu).
The production is a minor one, only getting a digital release for now it seems. Clearly it's for specialist tastes.
The most shocking is probably the hockey/goaltender mask, which seems more like something out of a horror ...
