We don't like mosaic, right? There's nothing worse than having the mood ruined by some nasty pixels covering the very areas you want to see the most!
We won't get into the complicated, ambiguous reasons for why Japanese porn has mosaic (we've blogged about that before), but rather I wanted to give you all some practical tips. I'm gonna let you boys into a secret: There are ways to get rid of it!
With the Olympia DV-9900, your dreams have come true! All you need is this little gadget and your regular Japanese DVDs, and hey presto!
How does it work? Well, just hook it up between the DVD ...
We all like a good read, right? Forget all those naysayers who bang on about falling literacy levels and the quality of publications today. I read every day -- and almost all of it is porn or porn-related!
Fortunately I am blessed enough to live in Japan, where there is a lot of porn. Gawd, we've got porn manga, porn in newspapers, magazines...and we've even got girly mags that give away used panties!
One of the most famous and popular of these is called, not unsurprisingly, The Best.
Every issue is filled with juicy pics of lovely ladies scantily clad in lingerie, bikinis...or ...
Ever wanted to know what it feels like to unwrap a newly arrived love doll? Then take a look at our photo report!
We were lucky enough to document the unveiling of a just-delivered Petit Jewel F Series love ...
All right, so even I need some assistance sometimes. I don't have any trouble getting hard -- Megumi et al know that! -- but occasionally I'm just not hard enough, you know?
I've tried cock rings that sit on the base of your cock and apply blood-pumping pressure to your member. They're good enough though I always feel like I am wearing a kind of penis necklace!
However, the Yumemusou from KanojoToys is something else entirely. It wraps around almost the whole of your shaft and keeps you stimulated from top to bottom -- but especially the top.
All right, so it looks a bit odd. But ...
The postman just arrived and brought me some goodies from KanojoToys.
The Piston Magic are a series of inflatable toys, half sex doll, half pillow! The outsides are printed with luscious of Japanese porn stars, including Ren Aizawa (愛沢蓮) and Ria Sakurai (樱井莉亚).
Simply slip your favorite masturbator onahole inside, and feel the air cushion provide a more even, realistic sensation than you can accomplish with your hands alone.
These Piston Magic sleeves can go big as well! Depending on your preferences you can fit it with a massive onahole like the Meiki no Hinkaku or ...
We got our hands on a Tenga Flip-Lite from the folks at KanojoToys.
Watching their demo video wasn't enough. We had to try it out ourselves!
I'm a guy who likes my masturbators gentle and stimulating, so I went for the Melty White first. Its large central air pocket is complemented by the large bumps on the top just as you enter, stroking you on the head and sides...
The Solid Black is a bit more of a total experience -- more nubs in all shapes and sizes working their way on you from different angles.
The FlipLite is a compact little thing and you might find it a bit ...
We've found the first online demo video for the new Tenga FlipLite. Those folks at KanojoToys.com were quick to get their hands on the latest masturbation masterpiece from Tenga -- and they kindly put up this detailed demo video for our enjoyment!
I love the test they made with the Princess Kaleidoscope, a "clear dildo magnifier". It lets you see right inside whatever is getting some action!
I popped over to their office and they had a batch of the FlipLites ready to be sent out. You can get yours by going to their online store and ordering one straight to your ...
After just not getting enough pleasure out of my sessions with J-girl sluts I decided to seek out some additional firepower!
I'd never tried penis sleeves...until now. Penis sleeves not only add pleasure for you -- they provide you with a whole other layer of girth that she will be glad of too! In a country full of men with members slightly on the smaller size, these penis sleeves are essential tools.
Akira Narita is a manga artist with erotic leanings...and this Bokkin Penis Sleeve is endorsed by him.
This tight silicone sleeve slips onto your member, gripping the base like ...
Knockers. Jugs. A rack. Whatever you call 'em, I like a good pair of breasts. But we all know they can be hard to come by in Japan, where the girls are notoriously small in the chest.
However, that's not to say that undressing your lady when you've got her into the love hotel is any easier. She may not have giant breasts bulging out of her bra but unfastening that strap on the back is still a real pain in the ass. I've had many a one-night stand almost ruined by fumbles and unhooking disasters.
This is why I was really excited by the latest sample I got from Kanojo Toys. The Real ...
All right, the boys have been hogging this blog for FAR too long. It's time I made a post! I was going over some of the samples that Kanojo Toys had sent me and was immediately taken by the rather large Fairy Massager. Deja vu. Haven't I seen this before?
Of course, this is the vibe of choice for porno here. Only last night, Taro and I were watching a school girl creaming herself with one of these -- before being interrupted and taught a good lesson by her teacher. Anyway...enough about porn. Let's give this vibe a try.
Phew, this is used by pros for a reason! The head is so big and ...
