“Cute girl” delivers Tenga to 20 people in Tokyo as early Christmas present

Feeling lonely and in need of some physical stimulation? But want some stimulation for your imagination too?

You can get a Tenga delivered to you at an address of your choice by a “cute girl” on December 20th.

The Tenga Express deal is limited to just 20 people in the Tokyo area.

Fast-witted readers will have spotted that Thursday December 20th is not Christmas, nor is it in fact any sort of special day. So why that day? Well, this time of year there are lots of company events and bounenkai end-of-year parties in the capital.

We reckon it will be popular as an ironic present to bosses or hard-working male office slaves. The Tenga Express website deliberately delivers to restaurants, bars and eateries.

If you’re just an individual guy at home, of course, for the price (10,000 yen), though you get a Tenga Warmer and Tenga onacup in the deal, you could easily just go and get the full whack from a real lady!

This doesn’t seem to be an official service offered by Tenga but we love the idea.