For all the ladies, and the gentlemen that love to keep them happy, Kanojo Toys proudly presents the Valkyrie vibrator. Aptly named for the Norwegian battle goddesses of legend, here’s a toy that’s guaranteed to carry you off to screaming, ecstatic Valhalla. Simply hold down the button on the Valkyrie to power her up to the max – designed specifically with “one-push” control in mind, you’ll waste no time on overcomplicated settings or multiple buttons, leaving you with a streamlined, straight-to-business orgasm experience.
With smooth handling, you’ll easily manipulate the bright pink massager head to any angle you desire. The 2.5m (8.2 ft) AC adapter cord, meanwhile, ensures you can literally roll around in pleasure as the Valkyrie throbs and grinds in your grasp. Distracting operating noises been a deal-breaker with past vibes? Never fear -the Valkyrie is engeniereed for quiet running. Of course, we can’t guarantee it won’t be the cause of some other distracting emissions, but isn’t that the beauty of it? Ready to take a trip to Heaven? Grab yours now.
I was sitting bored on the subway the other day and wondering, how could I make this more interesting. My question was answered with a quick visit to KanojoToys.com with the Hidden Leaf Strap-on Vibe.
The best thing about it is that it can be completely hidden under your clothes and has a remote control that’s good up to 15 meters! So if that means that I have it in my pocket or I give it to a friend, I can have fun anywhere.
It gives stimulation to both the clit and the anus, and seeing as I love my ass being played with, I don’t see much reason not to wear it. Now only if it would buy me dinner from time to time, I’d be set!
Doing it by candle light is romantic but can be a bit dangerous. Live flames and private parts do not make a good combination!
Here’s a vibe that will get you into that romantic mood but without any need for matches.
The Luv looks like classy cosmetics, but check out the mini lamp at one end.
When in use the vibe lights up like the moon illuminating sakura cherry blossom at night. But this ain’t a torch, ladies! It also of buzzes and vibrates to shake you into a moonlit sonata…
I normally find light-up vibes a bit tacky but this one is certainly very stylish, right down to the packaging and box it comes in!
I also love how you can charge it up by USB. Everyone at work thinks I am just re-charging my pen torch!
All right, the boys have been hogging this blog for FAR too long. It’s time I made a post! I was going over some of the samples that Kanojo Toys had sent me and was immediately taken by the rather large Fairy Massager. Deja vu. Haven’t I seen this before?
Of course, this is the vibe of choice for porno here. Only last night, Taro and I were watching a school girl creaming herself with one of these — before being interrupted and taught a good lesson by her teacher. Anyway…enough about porn. Let’s give this vibe a try.
Phew, this is used by pros for a reason! The head is so big and round, it’s like a giant electric mouth buzzing on my you-know-what.
What’s more, there is literally a whole series of attachments and vibe variations for whatever mood I am in. It was like Christmas trying to sort it all out! Not only is there a mini version of the Fairy, there is even a mini mini.
Fancy an inspection from Dr. Vibe? Or want to put a certain something in the Cock Shaker? And for all the bibliophiles among you — or people who have experimented while bored at the office — there is the pen cap attachment for the Fairy Mini Mini.
I would have to say that my personal fav is the finger attachment (below), based on the real, famously orgasm-inducing appendages of Taka Kato, literally the star of thousands of pornos.
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