We have covered several different kinds of vending machines here at Tokyo Kinky before such as the porn vending machine out in the stix and the vending machine with chilled panties over in Akihabara. And now we present you with the prostitute vending machine.
So I know a lot of you are asking yourselves, “is this a joke?” The short answer is yes. The long answer asks you to wait until the economy gets worse or until cyborg technology gets a little better. I know I’ll be saving my 100 yen coins for the occasion either way!
[Pics via 2dayblog.com]
Yes, I know. Us Japanese are a strange bunch. There are plenty of folks who like used panties of course. And there are even people who like refrigerated panties!
A hot day? You want an ice cream? A cool drink? No, let’s get some nicely chilled panties!
Yes, for 980 yen (about $11.60) you can get yourself a pair of refrigerated girls’ panties in either pink, blue or mint green. Blue is apparently the most popular!
[Pics via GreenBoring.com]
Personally I can’t think of a better thing for the last humid weeks of summer! I know what part of me gets the most hot on a sweaty day! It’s still over thirty here in Tokyo so I might just have to head out to Akihabara right now.
It’s been making the news overseas too, especially in Taiwan and Hong Kong, though it’s yet to really break out in English-language internet…Our reputation as a nation of freaks is surely sealed!
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We all know about the myths and magic behind Japanese vending machines…it’s not like they haven’t been covered in the media, but what about the sex vending machines? Aside from kid-oriented machines that sell poop toys, actual sex vending machines aren’t exactly front and center in Japan.
In fact, the majority of sex-related vending machines are not in the red light districts of cities, but in the mountains. After all, cities have plenty of sex shops already, but what does the average mountain-dweller do when he needs a dildo, porno, or pair of panties? Your answer is below:
This sex shack is about as far away from your average sex store as possible. This is good, because it’s entirely “staffed” by vending machines dispensing all kinds of goodies. What about the rumored “used panties” that are supposedly in Japanese vending machines? Well, we’ve been in Japan many years and have never seen it once. perhaps it existed once upon a time, but the panties in these machines are as pure and new as the girls we wish had worn them first.
The “cigarette” vendor? Yeah, that’s a creative way to repackage panties for instant sale
Of course, love hotels have their own sex toy vendors, but these customers clearly have sex on their minds and an immediate opportunity to use the good. In the case of this countryside sex video/goods/magazine shack, the carnal desires of even passing motorists can be instantly fulfilled.
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