The end of the year might still be months away but the merchandising machine knows no time limits for AKB48, whose new official 2013 calendar promises to include “god panties”.
Needless to say, these are not real Japanese used panties but some sort of strange underwear advertised as both “eco” and “erotic”. They are even made of paper!
The lucky purchasers of the Akiba ladies’ newest product will also be rewarded with a clear plastic file, a poster and some “live” photos of random members.
Reservations to get a copy start on October 31st.
Needless to say, this is being criticized as the latest example of the group’s blatant steps out of the music world and into the semi-pornographic one.
There are lots of fetish and porn magazines that offer used underwear as omake (extras), and this AKB48 calendar is clearly imitating them in pushing the definition of what customers will be buying it for — the actual calendar or the “giveaway”.
Moonstone Cherry’s Imouto Paradise, a massive hit with Akiba boys, will love this new set from our friends at KanojoToys — a masturbator onahole based on one of the “sisters” from Imouto Paradise, plus her own lotion, panties and video CD-ROM!
I’ve been trying out Aya Nanase, with her long tunnel of stimulating nubs. The small, developing breasts on the hole also add to the sensation of fucking a young, nubile “imouto”. The two types are different, though. Once Taro has finished with Hiyori Nanase — and cleaned her afterwards! — I may try her out too.
We recommend watching the video on your computer, the panties in one hand and the hole in the other… Not just an Imouto Paradise — but an otaku’s one as well!
Japan is the well known for its liking for panties, especially used ones, and for good reasons too.
That’s what 32-year old Satoshi Nakayama has been doing in north Tokyo. He went to a coin laundry in Ikebukuro, a rather run-down part of town, and helped himself to pairs of girls’ underwear from the driers. And he didn’t stop there. He also couldn’t stop his wandering hands from snatching off panties from ground floor apartment balconies as they were hanging out innocently to dry during these hot summer months…
He built up a stash of some 750 pairs! “Adults or kids, I was just interested in girls’ underwear,” a chastened Satoshi said.
What is even more intriguing (and worrying) is that the chap work(ed) for a nursery! Background checks are clearly working well in Japan!
He says he stole underwear on some 50 occasions over the last 8 years. Quite a career. But he was finally apprehended when a girl spotted him in the coin laundry, yelled “Thief!” and he was then caught by a man on the street.
Perhaps he should have used a fishing pole to give himself more time to make good his escape!
If you don’t fancy getting a visit from the police to satisfy your curious cravings, we recommend you pick up a set of your own legally available used panties online! Far safer and more convenient a way to get your kicks.
Some of you may or may not have heard of a fun little cell phone app called Bijin Tokei (Beautiful Girl Clock). The premise is simple. Two different girls from different locations in Japan every minute of every day. Why check the regular clock on your phone when you can get ladies along with the time.
Since the inception of the first Bijin Tokei, many spin-offs have been made, including the ability to search for beautiful ladies showing the time in their favorite Japanese city. Just last month, the newest version of this little sexy lady lock took the stakes up a notch. Introducing the Panty Lover’s Watch. As with it’s predecessors, it shows attractive girls giving the time, but in this version, you get to see the sexy lady’s panties as a bonus to knowing if you’re going to miss your morning meeting or not.
Upset that you can’t get your up to the minute panty updates? Not to worry. You can just go ahead and check the time here on the Panty Lover’s Watch website. I never knew how much I wanted to know what time it was right now!
For those truly hardcore panty lovers out there, why don’t you pick up some sexy panties over at Kanojo Toys for those moments when you’re checking the time, but a picture just isn’t enough!
JUST LAUNCHED – JAPANESE AND GAIJIN IN ACTION
As some of you may be aware, underwear thieves are a real thing here in Japan and they will stop at nothing to get our panties.
Sponichi reported that yesterday in Kobe, a 54 year old fishing enthusiast used a 4 meter long fishing pole to snag a 21 year old girl’s dedicates off a second floor veranda. After hearing a noise, the victim’s husband realized what was happening, went outside and held the perpetrator until the police arrived.
I have mixed feelings about the whole underwear thief phenomenon. Don’t get me wrong, these guys have something wrong with them and are way creepy but it’s a little flattering thinking that someone actually wants the silk panties that I only wear on special moist occasions. Just me?
[Pics via Shitagi Mania]
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Yes, I know. Us Japanese are a strange bunch. There are plenty of folks who like used panties of course. And there are even people who like refrigerated panties!
A hot day? You want an ice cream? A cool drink? No, let’s get some nicely chilled panties!
Yes, for 980 yen (about $11.60) you can get yourself a pair of refrigerated girls’ panties in either pink, blue or mint green. Blue is apparently the most popular!
[Pics via GreenBoring.com]
Personally I can’t think of a better thing for the last humid weeks of summer! I know what part of me gets the most hot on a sweaty day! It’s still over thirty here in Tokyo so I might just have to head out to Akihabara right now.
It’s been making the news overseas too, especially in Taiwan and Hong Kong, though it’s yet to really break out in English-language internet…Our reputation as a nation of freaks is surely sealed!
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Oh, the joys of technology…Police in Niigata, northern Japan, have arrested Takeshi Saito for using his phone to shoot video up girls’ skirts.
The twenty-seven year-old apparently had multiple videos and still images stored on his phone — not very smart unless you want to get caught red-handed!
What was Takeshi’s spot of choice? A 100 Yen shop on the second storey of a shopping mall in central Niigata City. While the girls in their twenties were checking out the products, Takeshi was checking out their knickers!
After he was discovered he tried to get away — but CCTV camera evidence sealed his fate. He really should have been more careful. Everyone knows you don’t do it where you yourself will be filmed in the act. Somewhere in public, somewhere discreet — that’s what pros do!
It’s even worse when you realize that Takeshi was a policeman who had just got off his night shift! It gives new meaning to “going undercover”, I guess!
When I am in need of some female panties, I just get a pair from KanojoToys. Scented, sensual and sexy — these are a much safer way to get your kicks!
We all like a good read, right? Forget all those naysayers who bang on about falling literacy levels and the quality of publications today. I read every day — and almost all of it is porn or porn-related!
Fortunately I am blessed enough to live in Japan, where there is a lot of porn. Gawd, we’ve got porn manga, porn in newspapers, magazines…and we’ve even got girly mags that give away used panties!
One of the most famous and popular of these is called, not unsurprisingly, The Best.
Every issue is filled with juicy pics of lovely ladies scantily clad in lingerie, bikinis…or less. And you can also get your very own set of panties with your copy!
Of course the type of panties varies but there’s one included with every issue. This isn’t some pervert, obscure mag either! It’s sold in normal stores all over the country. That’s the kind of enlightened place I like living in!
And if a magazine alone isn’t enough to satisfy your needs, we recommend you try entering an auction to get a porn star’s pair of panties!
Wow, it seems that recently everyone’s talking about used undies!
Yawn, not exactly new, right? We all know the Japanese penchant for possessing — and doing things with — underwear that’s been worn by school girls or sexy models.
Well, you may have read Tokyo Reporter’s blog about JAV stars’ panties up for sale online. The site, SEXUS, runs auctions for the used underwear of top models like Saori Hara and Yukiko Suo (pictured).
Apparently the site has membership of 18,000 and rising. It even sells items like necklaces, used drink bottles and old chopsticks collected from the actresses.
People are willing to pay a lot it seems. When we checked, bids on several items of lingerie were going for over 100,000 JPY ($1000)!
For those of you who don’t want to fork out that much cash, we recommend the Used Undies from Kanojo Toys. The discreet online store stocks stimulation used panties from three Tokyo girls, including a housewife, a university student and a young convenience store worker.
Scented, seductive and sexy — these pairs of used underwear will do the business for you without setting you back $1000!
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