Shiri robotic butt is an ass-lover’s dream come true

Written by: Kazuki Kintama on May 17, 2012 at 12:11 am | In Erotic Japan Blog | Discuss (2) »

Everyone knows that I am a big ass man so naturally I got excited when I heard about the Shiri.

Its makers say it is a “buttocks humanoid that represents emotions with visual and tactual [sic] transformation of the muscles”.

We say it’s the best sex machine that never was!

Yes, now the genius of Japanese engineering has been directed not to saving the country from its energy crisis, food shortage or any of the litany of other issues. Instead, there is Shiri, a realistic ass robot with “organic, artificial muscles”.

Made using a urethane skeleton, there is a Gluteus Maximus Actuator — whatever that means — which can inflate and “move” the buttocks in the apparently “emotional” way.

Well, we have no doubt that Shiri looks and feels ultra-realistic. But the developers missed one vital element! The hole!

Until that gets added, we will content ourselves with some nice idol ass.

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Moe-yu app for otaku mixed public baths on your phone

Written by: Tadashi Anahori on May 16, 2012 at 12:25 am | In Erotic Japan Blog | Discuss »

The Japanese like public baths (onsen) and they also like technology and otaku culture. Imagine mixing the three in the same way some hot springs allow mixed gender bathing!

Just released for Android phones, the Moe-yu app takes two concepts (moe and bathing) and lets users enjoy sensual bathing with special bishojo character Momori. Naturally Momori also talks to you (voiced by Asumi Kana) so you can, well, think you are having a conversation with a real girlfriend.

You can change backgrounds, and use the camera and augmented reality technology so that it even seems that the girl is actually in your bath at home with you!

Tags: otaku, SIM, Technology, Virtual dating
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Otaku designs software for squeezing breast milk

Written by: Tadashi Anahori on May 12, 2012 at 12:38 am | In Erotic Japan Blog | Discuss »

As we know, there are plenty of people in Japan with oedipal fetishes enough to make lactating milk a major subculture in the porn and sex industry.

Well, this otaku took it a step further.

He wanted to squeeze breasts and pump out milk so bad that he designed a computer software system that lets him do that to 2D images on a screen!

Using a camera and a PC to pinpoint the spot of “milk discharge”, he crafted a program whereby he can touch the breast on the screen and then it produces an instantaneous fountain of milk!

Here’s the video… Keep watching for the really creepy stuff where the girls get younger. (Tip: since this is Nico Nico Douga, if you want to turn off the scrolling comments then click the speech bubble icon at the bottom.)

Our advice to this gentleman would be to get your hands on some milky mother pornography or one of KanojoToys’ great oppai breast toys.

Tags: fetish, otaku, Technology
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3D Custom Girl USB Onacon takes sex into sci-fi

Written by: Tadashi Anahori on February 29, 2012 at 12:08 am | In Product Releases | Discuss »

What will sex be like in the future? What will masturbation be like?

We can already hook up masturbators to computers via USB and simulate screwing porn stars. Hell, we can even have sex with onaholes designed to feel like a famous girl’s pussy.

Trust the Japanese to come up with this one, though, which combines technology, anime and a futuristic outlook. 3D Custom Girl USB Onacon is an adult computer game where you can personalize your own anime girl with thousands of different parts.

Then comes the really fun bit! Add the onahole vagina to simulate having sex with your new companion!

As you would expect, this is a visual, physical and audio experience, with a wealth of sexy sound and voice effects in the game has. Plus, check out the “ejaculation button” on the side of the masturbator. It connects by USB to your computer so you can interact with your customized character in a sexual way. And by pressing the ejaculation button you can have synchronized orgasms! Now that doesn’t happen in real life much!

Tags: anime, japanese cosplay, masturbator, Onaholes, Technology
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Sexy Virtual Massages at the Tokyo Game Show

Written by: Kazuki Kintama on September 20, 2010 at 7:41 am | In Erotic Japan Blog | Discuss »

Wondering when the sexy game ladies on our TV screens would stop being pictures and start responding to our physical advances? Thanks to Love Press++ (obviously named in parody of Love Plus) the next level in sexy gaming, is near!

After being unveiled at last weekend’s Tokyo Game Show, the new hands on game has many people excited about what the possibilities of this kind of game will bring. The game, which was developed at Kanagawa Technical College, comes with the motto “Massaging my True Love” and will use the Wii balance board to allow you to kneed and caress one of three models provided in the game.

Suzuka (Housewife Model): “Uh…I fell asleep. Sorry bout that.”

Shiori (Hard to Please Model): “Um…I guess it was ok…”

Yuko (Ready to Go Agressive Model): “Phew! I’m tired. Hey! Gimmie a Massage!”

After choosing one of the models, a silhouette will appear on screen and give you audio cues such as “Ah ha! Come here!” and “Where are you touching!” to let you know how you are doing. After hearing about the silicone sleeve that is planned to make the balance board more realistic, I’m not trying to make any predictions, but I’m pretty sure sooner or later this technology is going to meet up with a Tenga Flip Lite (which already looks a bit like a Wii controller) and there’s going to be a lot of happy otaku rushing to get their new “balance” boards. I’ll see you in line.

Here’s a quick video showing (the purely technical side) of the Love Press++.

[Pics, Video and Story via itmedia.co.jp]

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Tenga Warmer – Heating Dock for Masturbators

Written by: Taro on November 10, 2008 at 6:06 am | In Erotic Japan Blog | Discuss (3) »

UPDATE: Tenga Warmer now available!

The original Hole Warmer has been out of stock for a loooonnng time, but there’s something MUCH more fun on its way. To better enhance the Tenga experience, KanojoToys will soon be carrying the Tenga Warmer, a powered device that heats your masturbators to the perfect body temperature.

This thing looks amazing and, even though we don’t have a release date yet, we’re pretty excited about it around here. It looks like a mix between a gadget charger and a shaving cream can heater…but who would be the wiser? The little red power button is just begging you to turn it on Promo video below!

Tags: Onacups, Onaholes, Technology, tenga, Tenga Warmer
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