It had been a while since Tenga put out some of their classically hilarious commercials, so it’s nice to see the new ones out. I love how they sell masturbators the way marketers would sell shampoo!
These little guys are exactly the same size as real eggs, and even look like the real thing when you open them up. The only difference is that there isn’t a yolk (or Easter candy for that matter), but a handful of fun for you!
After the big hit that the first…err…batch of “eggs” from Tenga became, three more versions of the cute little onacap masturbators will come out onto the market this summer. The new models, with new interior silicone patterns, include Twister, Stepper, and Silky.
For those that don’t know, Tenga Eggs are self contained silicone sleeves that come packed with mini lotions for male pleasure anytime, anywhere. They’re also useful for many other things, as proven by our friend Danny Choo.
KanojoToys just told me that they will have a whole lot of these little guys sometime this summer. In the meantime, the original three are just as good and ready to ship from Japan immediately.
Don’t get too excited, but this thing does get VERY warm. Get the Hole Warmer yourself online from KanojoToys!
UPDATE: The Tenga Warmer is now online from KanojoToys.com
We’ve just gotten some exclusive shots and diagrams of the coming Tenga Warmer, the powered evolution of the previous Hole Warmer that was a great idea, but wasn’t a great long-term solution. The new Warmer is going to change that by going electric!
Using any onahole or onacup (including the FlipHole!), even non-Tenga products, you just slide it over the Tenga Warmer, flip it on, and get it warmed up perfectly to body temperature. A cold onahole is perhaps the only downside of using these products, because it’s the clearest separation between the real thing.
KanojoToys has a large number of these on the way, and will be selling immediately from X-mas day if all goes well. Too late for a stocking stuffer, but it’s never too late to stuff it yourself!
OK, so this is pretty NSFW, but we now have a quick demo so you can see what the new Tenga Eggs can do to you and your little guy.
Get your Tenga Eggs online from KanojoToys.com while they last!
UPDATE: Tenga Warmer now available!
The original Hole Warmer has been out of stock for a loooonnng time, but there’s something MUCH more fun on its way. To better enhance the Tenga experience, KanojoToys will soon be carrying the Tenga Warmer, a powered device that heats your masturbators to the perfect body temperature.
This thing looks amazing and, even though we don’t have a release date yet, we’re pretty excited about it around here. It looks like a mix between a gadget charger and a shaving cream can heater…but who would be the wiser? The little red power button is just begging you to turn it on Promo video below!
A while back we blogged about some “novelty” green tea lotion that has an uncanny resemblance to the real thing. This is what we love about sex toys in Japan: They have more than once dimension to them! Not only are these good for getting off, but you can enjoy them as ideas as well. Am I looking into it to deeply???
For a fresh, cold one after work! Instead of Asahi Super Dry beer, it’s Onaho Wet, the beer-themed onahole that quenches that other thirst that men get (to stick it into something).
While usually reserved for budget-conscious college students and for those who need a quick meal, Cup Noodles are one of Japan’s most famous exports. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nasty to the cup, now’s your chance….inside the mock Cup Nude is a silicone sleeve for solo pleasure!
Kirin’s Nodogoshi (swallowable) beer isn’t actually beer, but a low-malt substitute. In that spirit, the Nodoshiko (Throat Stroke) onacup isnt real either, but it’s also a low-priced substitute!
Taisho’s Lipobitan series is all about ENERGY. These are health drinks to perk up hungover salarymen, but the mock lotions Chinpobibin (erect dick) and Mankobikun (Stimulated Pussy) lubes and lotions perk up much more.
Finally, in the tea market, Kirin makes great straight tea, and ITOEN does it with green tea, but I don’t think either of them expected to have their brands parodied and sexualized for pervs like us who just want some good lotion with an easy screw-on cap.
Bottoms up! lol
Onacups just took another step forward…..and up-down, up-down, up-down….
You get the idea. To be honest we’re often in doubt as to how much longer this onacup boom can go in Japan without the makers running out of ideas. After all, at its core we’re talking about cups filled with silicone used for masturbation! However, there are so many new and improved models that we’re constantly surprised!
The cups come in three “volumes”, each of which is different. Volume 1 is simple, but is supposed to replicate the feeling of a virgin (not that any of us remember that anyway). Volumes 2 and 3 are more interactive, including really innovative interiors as well as pump-action casings that allow you to increase suction on your little guy.
Check out the graphics below, and you get the idea. These are almost too high tech to masturbate with. Was NASA behind this?
Get your Shakers online at KanojoToys.com.
You can’t argue with value for your sex! For those looking for something a little different than the Tenga Onacup line, you can now get the 3-Pack set of onacups from Toy’s Heart. All are different, from having an “herb” lotion inside the Natulear, to the intense stimulation of the Heaven II and Heaven III. Continue reading Onacup Mixed 3-pack – Eroy station filler…
One of the latest masturbation Onacups from Toy’s Heart, Natulear has an amazing soft jelly inner sleeve that provides great pleasure for your times alone. Inside Natulear is the jelly sleeve, coated with Natural Herb massage lotion, so it’s ready to go right after opening! Also fits the Eroy Station perfectly. Continue reading Natulear masturbation Onacup 3-Pack…
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