Sweets for my Sweet: Ice Cream Lotion Set

With the sweltering days of summer just around the corner, our friends over at Kanojo Toys have begun stocking a mouth-watering new item guaranteed to add a sweet, cool, refreshing centre to even the most red-hot encounters. Presenting, for your pleasure, the Ice Cream Lotion Set.

Featuring six different lubes in a variety of classic ice-cream flavors and scents (chocolate, strawberry, vanilla, marron, mocha and rum raisin), this luxurious set is sure to turn any pretty young morsel into an indulgantly moreish feast, and leave you feeling cool and contented when you’ve had your fill.

Ready to succumb to your sweet tooth? You know where to go.

Tags: Lotion, lube
Category: Product Releases
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Taiwanese Betel Girls and Their Queen: Yen Ju-yu

In Taiwan, it is not uncommon to see beautiful girls in very little clothing sell Betel nuts and cigarettes out of fish bowl looking shops.

The wonderful people over at Meiki who have brought us amazingly realistic clone masturbators from Zhang Xiao and Tsubomi have now searched the streets of Taiwan to find and clone the vagina of the sexiest Betel nut girl around, Yen Ju-yu.

Ever since her scuffle with a police officer her fame has skyrocketed in Taiwan to idol status. So much so that the Japanese made a lovely high quality sex toy out of her sweetest parts and even reverse engineered her own moisture into a very nice lathering love juice lotion. I am still working on getting my hands on one of these Meiki clones of the lovely Yen to see if it measures up to the real thing.

Tags: Lotion, masturbator, Onaholes, Taiwan
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Wine bottle gel for luxury lube lovers

If you like drinking in style then you will want to lube up decadently too, right?! There’s nothing like spoiling the mood after an expensive meal and many glasses of wine by whipping out some boring bottle of gel…

Why be functional?! Us gals want something fancy!

The Nure Nure Nouveau is just that, a set of two lotions that look like bottles of sparkling wine. They come in either white or rosé pink, and even have scents for that extra sensory luxury!

This “vintage 1919″ lotion is of course not just a light-hearted replica packaging, though it will still fully lube you and your partner up into a wet frenzy…Personally I can’t think of a more interesting lube! I mean, we all fantasize about champagne baths, right?!

Though you can’t drink it you can still celebrate in other ways with some Nure Nure Nouveau…Get your set from KanojoToys.com.

Tags: Lotion, lube
Category: Product Releases
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Zhang Xiao Yu love juice lotion

It seems only yesterday that we were blogging about the entry of a Chinese stunner into the Japanese meiki onahole world. The Zhang Xiao Yu Meiki blew us all away, literally!

But that was the spring and this is the summer. We always demand more, more, more!

In the same way that the Maria Ozawa Love Juice Lotion took Japan’s no.1 porn star and reverse-engineered her juices from you-know-where, other clever bonces from Nippori Gift have got ahold of Zhang Xiao Yu’s liquids…and have been churning out bottles of sexy lube based on it!

The Zhang Xiao Yu Lotion is scented, colored and flavored for your ultimate Chinese experience. So, now if you want your Chinese takeway all you need is the Zhang Xiao Yu meiki and now you have your sauce to go with it!

Tags: Lotion, lube, meiki
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Playing Doctors and Nurses with anal syringe lube

I love to dress up and I especially love to dress up as a sexy nurse. Administering injections and all sorts of goodies down there and up there…there’s nothing like a good power trip to get me horny.

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Now comes a great new toy from Kanojo Toys for carrying out your medical inspection! The Medical Gel Set is an anal lubricant in the form of a large syringe that will aid you to get right inside where you want to lube up.

Whether you want things placed deep inside your prostate — or if you prefer being the one doing the insertion, be satisfied with dry holes no more with this handy tool!

I tried it out on Taro and he was so lubed up my fingers and anal dildos just slid in like they were coated in honey! Of course, I then made him return the favor

Tags: japanese lotion, Lotion, lube
Category: Product Releases
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Japanese sex toy foods and drinks get big

A while back we blogged about some “novelty” green tea lotion that has an uncanny resemblance to the real thing. This is what we love about sex toys in Japan: They have more than once dimension to them! Not only are these good for getting off, but you can enjoy them as ideas as well. Am I looking into it to deeply???

For a fresh, cold one after work! Instead of Asahi Super Dry beer, it’s Onaho Wet, the beer-themed onahole that quenches that other thirst that men get (to stick it into something).

While usually reserved for budget-conscious college students and for those who need a quick meal, Cup Noodles are one of Japan’s most famous exports. If you’ve ever wanted to do something nasty to the cup, now’s your chance….inside the mock Cup Nude is a silicone sleeve for solo pleasure!

Kirin’s Nodogoshi (swallowable) beer isn’t actually beer, but a low-malt substitute. In that spirit, the Nodoshiko (Throat Stroke) onacup isnt real either, but it’s also a low-priced substitute!

Taisho’s Lipobitan series is all about ENERGY. These are health drinks to perk up hungover salarymen, but the mock lotions Chinpobibin (erect dick) and Mankobikun (Stimulated Pussy) lubes and lotions perk up much more.

Finally, in the tea market, Kirin makes great straight tea, and ITOEN does it with green tea, but I don’t think either of them expected to have their brands parodied and sexualized for pervs like us who just want some good lotion with an easy screw-on cap.

Bottoms up! lol

Tags: Lotion, Onacups, Onaholes
Category: Erotic Japan Blog
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“Honey” turns bathwater to sexy gel

***Honey is currently SOLD OUT. Kanojo Toys tell us they will have the brand new edition in stock shortly, with even more variety! Stay tuned.***

Honey is a relaxing and sensual new bath good from Japan (the world capital of bath products to be sure). Simply add Honey to your bathwater, mix by hand, and within two minutes ALL of the water turns into a slightly thick, and very slippery gel! It’s an amazing feeling, especially with a partner, and the gel contains collagen to boost skin elasticity. Continue reading “Honey” turns bathwater to sexy gel…

Tags: japanese lotion, Lotion, lube
Category: Product Releases
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