Japanese April Fool’s porn prank at the office

It might be summer but it’s still the season for April Fool’s, especially when it involves two things the Japanese really love: technology and porn!

An enterprising CEO of aptly named design firm “Life is Good” decided to play a joke on his employees, where he rigged their computers to play JAV porn from a Japanese streaming site as soon as their machine booted up.

You can check out the amused but panicked reaction of one employee just arriving (all sweaty from the Japanese early summer heat) and signing on, and the giggling schadenfreude of the rest of the team as they wait for the prank.

Okay, so this is the kind of thing male offices would do, right?

So now I know what all those Japanese salarymen are doing in their offices during the all-night “overtime” seasons!

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Porn star Saki Otsuka makes own photography book “nude”

JAV porn star Saki Otsuka has turned photographer to make her own photography book, called, temptingly, “Mitsubai nude”, to be released this month by ERECT magazine.

The magazine is an annual journal focussing on underground manga and subcultural figures, and this photography book is a kind of spin-off. The magazine itself is not pornographic but Saki has been a contributor before and, as the name ERECT perhaps hints, one of the backers is apparently a porn company.

“Mitsubai nude” (mitsubai means “bootleg”) will feature Saki in a number of aquatic and sensual poses . It’s being released with a lot of fanfare, including a digital version with numerous other models, and even a mini exhibition at UPLINK in Tokyo from mid-June.

Porn stars moonlighting as photographers is quite in vogue now. There’s also Yuka Osawa (aka Elly Akira), who is both photographer-artist and also popular slinky JAV starlet.

Saki has more than 700 adult titles to her credit and is quite a veteran of the scene, famed for her immaculate bust. We hope this new career path doesn’t completely take over, though, since we definitely prefer her being in front of the lens!

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Black English Conversation School Teacher in Student Orgy

We’ve all done our fair share of English language school teaching, and all the fun with colleagues and students that that entails… Not to mention all the sex!

So we were very keen to get our hands on this latest JAV porn epic, the Black English Conversation School Teacher Gyaru Orgy, in which a tall black Eikaiwa teacher finds himself giving VERY practical English tips to a group of gyaru ladies.

Group sex, interracial Japanese-on-black sex… Are we having fun or what?!

We also love the neat touch about the school’s name, “MOVA”, no relation to any other major English conversation chain in Japan there, then!

The two hour epic stars Rio Sakura, Tsubasa Miyashita, Kirara Hoshizaki, Ema Kizaki, and Runa… plus one very, very luck black guy!

If you like interracial porn, we recommend you check these titles out!

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Taka Kato: “I haven’t masturbated since I was 17″

Japanese porn superstar Taka Kato (加藤鷹) has claimed in an interview that he hasn’t spanked his monkey since he was 17!

Katoh is known for having the “hand of God” — able to bring women to tremendous orgasms just with the aid of his finger.

A JAV legend, Kato is now 49 but showing no signs of retiring soon and is nicknamed “the goldfinger” for his uncanny touch. He is also responsible for one of the best Fairy vibrator attachments in history, a finger extension molded on his own famous hand!

I guess when you’re as good as Taka is, you have girls lining up to receive your attention — so he never has to self-service himself anymore!

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Roman Porno Softcore Porn Movies Get New Life!

Before there was SOD, JAV and all their bizarre hentai genre, Japanese porn was a different affair. Often not “hard core” in the true sense of the word and watched in special movie theaters, “pink” cinema was led by Nikkatsu and their “Roman Porno” genre during the Seventies.

Though watching them now they seem rather tame compared to the extreme antics of Japanese pornography today, they still merit value as nostalgia, genuine art and also a unique brand of retro kinkiness in their own right. They also launched the career of many now respected art house directors, such as Koji Wakamatsu.

The theaters where you could watch them are almost all gone — there is at least one still in central Shinjuku, though — in May they will get a renewed lease of life. 32 titles will be shown as part of the Evergreen Roman Porno film festival at Shibuya’s Euro Space art house cinema.

This year marks Nikkatsu’s centenary and the company eventually made more than 1,000 pink eiga over 17 years, until 1988. Arguably the most famous title is the first Roman Porno ever, Apartment Wife (団地妻) (1971) and its many, many sequels.

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Japanese Vagina Dentata Girls! Pussies that Bite Back!

We’ve been watching a bunch of cheap soft core movies. Though Japanese porn is great, of course, there is also a lot of cheaply made but imaginative erotica around, such as this, Horny House of Horror (aka Fashion Hell). Sure, there is no penetration on display and the sex is less graphic, but there’s still plenty of flair!

Starring three porn regulars, Mint Suzuki, Asami, and Saori Hara, the “plot” revolves around a new fuzoku sex club visited one night by a trio of naive young guys. They get far more than they bargained for as the club is a den of pain and horror (yep, hence the title).

The three get their cocks chopped off or, in the case of one unfortunate guy, bitten off by the legendary vagina dentata, or Freud’s famous vagina with teeth! He’ll think twice again before asking a voluptuous porn star to ride on top!

This got us thinking about similar movies. Vagina dentata motifs are quite common in Japan. A previous “masterpiece” is Sexual Parasite: Killer Pussy or Tokyo Gore Police, plus don’t forget the anime Wicked City!

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Lactating Breast, Milky Mother Complex Fetish Sex Clubs in Tokyo

I know some of you boys have a thing for breasts. Some of you even have a thing for big breasts, including when they are particularly bulbous while the lady is pregnant.

Now how about lactating breasts? Drinking the milky excretions and fluids from a large, liquidly bosom?

If breastfeeding sounds like your cup of tea (or other drink), then head on up to Ikebukuro, one the darkest and dirtiest district in Tokyo. Among the tangle of Chinese brothels, you can find at least one fuzoku (sex club), Milky Baby, catering to the lactate fetish.

These places promise clients they can drink direct from the bosom as well as all the other usual fun you can have with big titties and a maternal woman caring to your every breast milk needs.

Japanese men are famous for their mother complex and in many ways hostesses, housewife spouses and other female figures spend their lives playing this role for the man. As us women seek slightly more independent and forthright lives, fortunately Oedipal men have fetish clubs where they can still get their maternal kicks through sexual jinks and wetnurse cosplay fun.

There are different “courses” at Milky Baby and its ilk, such as going on a date with a pregnant woman, or watching a pregnant woman touch herself in the the dark while blindfolded. Plus options like golden shower or getting your ears tenderly cleaned. Hell, you can even go the full hog and wear a bib and nappy!

Pregnant sexy Japanese celebrities doing nude shoots has also become popular in recent years too. Britney Spears et al eat your hearts out!

It seems that if you are a Japanese porn star, of course you don’t use condoms so the chances of pregnancy, even with the skills of male bukkake (cum shot), are fairly high.

No worries! There are plenty of opportunities to then pursue pregnant pornography film titles, either on your own or in massive group sex movies!

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Clone Onaholes for Elly Akira and Eririka Katagiri

Only the other day we were blogging about the orbital rise of amateur vlogger-turned-idol Eririka Katagiri. Now she has joined the echelons of the top JAV pornography stars like Maria Ozawa and Nao Yoshizaki.

She has her own clone masturbator onahole and love juice lube, both recreated from her real body, reverse engineered into a beautiful piece of pleasure-giving silicone. Eririka in your hand…

And then there’s Elly Akira. Half Japanese, half Syrian, Elly is a porn star also known as Yuka Osawa. But this lady is a real renaissance man, if you see what I mean: photographer, writer and businesswoman all in one. Hell, she even has a third name — Fareeza Terunuma, under which she holds award-winning art shows. Phew, keeping up at the back?

This multiplicity is so essential to Elly that when Japanese sex engineers got their heads together (not like that) to create another clone onahole for her, they wanted to include that concept as part of the masturbator.

They came up with a unique four-hole onahole! Yes, there’s the expected tight backdoor hole but the vagina has three different passages! Just like her career, Elly/Yuka/Fareeza is always different.

And don’t forget to lube up with Elly’s special love juices.

Two unique and very modern Japanese ladies, in your hand!

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J-girl homeless in LA, sleeps with tramps

What is one of the most bizarre porno situations you can think of? Plenty, right? Well, here’s one that I never imagined possible and it truly happened.

A Japanese porn company took a sweet, innocent Japanese girl in school uniform, dumped her in LA with no money or help, and told her to seek shelter with the homeless. The tramps were happy to take the cute lass in and she repaid them in the only way she knew…All filmed for the cameras of course!

World Homeless: LA Slum Big Cock Tramp & Japanese Girl is the resulting porn film, running a mammoth three hours. After all, there are a lot of homeless in LA!

And then, after this remarkable cinéma vérité style semi-documentary, the girl indulges in a three-way interracial epic outdoor session on top of a car with a black man and blonde girl. That’s what I call building international relations.

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Japanese porn star masturbator DVD all-in-one

The 3D fad seems to have come and gone, but enough about trying to making things look better for your eyes. What about down there?

Yeah, I don’t care if the aliens or explosions are coming out of the screen. If my head isn’t getting action from the hot girl on celluloid, then I’m not a happy bunny. Well, it seems that my plight is not unique!

There’s a whole new series of masturbator onahole toys that come with a DVD of a Japanese porn star. But that’s not all, the onaholes have been designed to replicate the pussy of the JAV actress: You can fuck her while watching her on your screen!

Including lots of sexy favorites like Mitsu Amai and Aya Fujii, many also have love juice lotion made from regenerated vaginal fluids direct from the stars themselves. James Cameron, if you think you are creating landmarks with your CGI epics, think again. You don’t need big budgest; all you need is some real sensorial stimulation to keep audiences super happy.

There’s a whole range of this Virtual Onahole line-up being added regularly to KanojoToys and I am slowly working my way through the series!

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