Onahole masturbator vagina mushroom found in China!

They say that China will one day be the most powerful country in the world. And perhaps it’s no surprise when even their natural resources can manufacture onahole masturbators!

Yes, in a well in a suburb of Xi’an a very special mushroom has been “discovered” which local news got very excited. It’s an extremely rare and ancient form of fungus, eaten eaten even by the first emperor! Apparently…

Is it a fake? Of course. But apparently in tightly controlled China, on top of Google and the BBC, you can’t easily get your hands on a onahole so people didn’t recognize a masturbator so readily. Thank goodness then for mother nature!

Check out the news report below. It’s only in Chinese but we think the images speak for themselves! You would think they had discovered the new Terracotta Army or something!

I guess it just proves that in the Chinese countryside people will do anything for fame and money. Even put an onahole in a bucket of water and claim it’s a mushroom.



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