Men’s SOM Hand Type Handjob Masturbot
A few years back there was a very popular sex machine called the Mens SOM Rocket Type, a kind of thrusting onacup which performed an awesome job of jerking you off while you did nothing but watch — and enjoy!
The Rocket remains a very popular seller but the same makers have also come up with an alternative version, which has now finally become available for people overseas.
It is the same principle as the Rocket, only this time it is a hand (holding a kind of “cup”) that literally gives you a handjob. Not surprisingly, then, it’s called the Men’s SOM Hand Type.
You can adjust the rate and pace of oscillation from around 80 thrusts per minute to a mega 110, depending on the kind of handjob you want — fast or superfast. The height is also adjustable because people have different bodies (and bellies), plus then you can achieve varying angles.
The best results, as we found, are to be had by putting the base down between your legs (you can rest your butt on the legs). Then liberally apply some gel into the cup. Then the pumping “hand” will do the rest!
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You would think somebody will have invented a bobbing head blowjob machine by now. Something that resembles a girl’s head and mouth with sucking and cum catching ability. Come on Japanese nerds! Start designing!
@Goruk Tull
Good point but we reckon that might be a bit like the “uncanny valley” of masturbation toys… Perhaps TOO realistic?
I’m disabled so I gave this a try. Broke on first use because the manufacturer uses 4 plastic gears to make the device have motion. The plastic teeth on the gears break at the first sign of resistance and the device is rendered useless. In fact there is no metal parts internally except the tiny toy motor and housing.
Had they used metal gears or stronger material this device would probably be a lot of fun. The plastic gears cost fractions of a penny however. There is nothing to this device. It probably cost under $12 to produce in total.
Guess the joke is on the consumer.