Lonely Japanese guy turns his shower into a “girlfriend”

We have no source for this other than Imgur (over 1 million views at time of writing!) and The Huffington Post, so it could be bogus, but we couldn’t resisting re-blogging the exploits of this hapless “lonely Japanese guy” and his efforts to “construct” a girlfriend for himself.

While he could have gone down the now well-chronicled route of buying one of Japan’s many amazing sex dolls, which come in all shapes and sizes, instead he decided to use some more shoddy materials and create a girlfriend out of his… shower.

Yes, his shower.

How?! Here is the transformation process.

To start, our local Dr Frankenstein…

And his workshop…

His materials…

She can even cook for him… or at least provide the water for his instant noodles.

Well, we think she looks more like a scarecrow than a sex doll.

Surely this is meant in jest but who is he? And where did he get the idea from? So many questions. But one thing is for sure, it isn’t doing the reputation of Japanese men overseas any good!