Japanese man unlocks phone with anus

So apparently someone has figured out how unlock the security of your phone — using recognition of your butthole.

Go Hatori already proved that it was possible to unlock your iPhone with your nipple.

But now he was gone one step further — or backwards, if you like.

For reasons surely unfathomable to the majority of people, he set out to make his iPhone unlock through recognizing the dimensions of his anus.

He succeeded.

We love buttholes. We love phones.

But together? Beyond the obvious question of hygiene, we’re not sure if this is practical. What do you do when you need to unlock your phone in a hurry in public?

Still, it isn’t as messy as painting with your cock.