For Goddesses: Valkyrie Vibrator

For all the ladies, and the gentlemen that love to keep them happy, Kanojo Toys proudly presents the Valkyrie vibrator. Aptly named for the Norwegian battle goddesses of legend, here’s a toy that’s guaranteed to carry you off to screaming, ecstatic Valhalla. Simply hold down the button on the Valkyrie to power her up to the max – designed specifically with “one-push” control in mind, you’ll waste no time on overcomplicated settings or multiple buttons, leaving you with a streamlined, straight-to-business orgasm experience.

With smooth handling, you’ll easily manipulate the bright pink massager head to any angle you desire. The 2.5m (8.2 ft) AC adapter cord, meanwhile, ensures you can literally roll around in pleasure as the Valkyrie throbs and grinds in your grasp. Distracting operating noises been a deal-breaker with past vibes? Never fear -the Valkyrie is engeniereed for quiet running. Of course, we can’t guarantee it won’t be the cause of some other distracting emissions, but isn’t that the beauty of it? Ready to take a trip to Heaven? Grab yours now.