Like I was recently with the Chokouha Masturbator, kind of like a giant black block. But then I gave it a try and saw how well it worked…

Similiarly, when Taro showed me the Shobon 2ch Onahole I almost laughed. What the hell is that? I am a keen user of 2ch and soon clicked that it was a character based on the emoticon character 2channel users often deploy a feeling of shyness.

Naruhodo!

Okay, so I now get why it looks like that, but then why a sex toy? Well, my esteemed fellow TokyoKinky bloggers told me that if you’re a shy Shobon you need a special way to get your groove going…

It kind of slips on you like an onacup courtesy of the hole on the back, giving you a tight grip on the inner chamber, which of course is filled with loads of stimulating goodies. The result is the cutest, most kawaii orgasm this side of Tokyo…

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The Ange Bihaku is a new version of Real Love Doll Ange, complete with new faces and beautiful white skin.

That’s what “Bihaku” means. It’s one of those terms that Shiseido and the cosmetics companies use a lot, and it quite important to Japanese concepts of beauty.

We got a sample sent over from KanojoToys and I’ve been trying out how flexible the Bihaku body is. Personally I’m not a big fan of posing — though some guys love taking photos, I know — but I do like different sexual positions, so Ange’s versatility is a major plus for me. What’s more, her “bihaku” skin makes her look and feel VERY Japanese.

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Those clever chappies at SOD have stopped making great Japanese porn for a moment and turned their attentions to the ladies. They came up with this Mobile Mini Denma, a funky and pop design vibrator that looks like a little capsule dangling from your phone.

But open this up and you have a buzzing miniature vibrator that will hit just the right spots on your you-know-where. Perfect for when you’re feeling just a little bit horny at work and need a quick fix… And the best thing is you can have it brazenly hanging on your phone and no one will know!

SOD brought in porn star Azumi Harusaki to try it out and she seemed mighty pleased with the results!

I’m a girl with serious needs so I’ve now got three hanging from my keitai!

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At a squint (no pun intended), many Japanese girls even look like cats! Before people accuse of being racist, we reckon the ladies know it themselves, hence why they are always dressing up in cosplay with “neko mimi” (cat ears).

And when the results are this cute, there are no complaints from us.

Continuing this theme is this new vibrator that is sure to be a big hit with the feline-loving ladies. The Cat Paw Vibrator can look just like any of the many kawaii accessories that Japanese girls have on their bags or phones.

But in fact its cat paw is designed to buzz you to a puuurfect orgasm! Soft and cute, stroking her breasts and body first with the fur will certainly get her in the mood, before you move the cat paw down to her own “pussy”.

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Kazuki just pointed this unusual toy out to me. He said it might be the kind of thing I’d like to “play with” in my doll’s house.

Well, I don’t have anything like that any more; sadly those young years are long gone. But I was certainly intrigued by the Dollho, a kind of onahole masturbator combined with a Barbie doll.

It comes with joint parts that you can use to add arms, legs and a head… turning your onahole body into a mini doll. Plus there are two different bodies to choose from.

Dolls (ningyo) in Japan have the same name as puppets, and are not so much toys as ornaments here and quite an art form. I reckon this shows with the Dollho, which could only have been conceived by an erotic artisan.

After all, sexy Japanese anime figures are also just one small step away from genuine crafts!

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They are specifically designed to be “Japanese”, with the breasts a modest c-cup size and the vagina tight and Asian. What’s more, the “skin” color is a dark yellowish tone, imitating Japanese bodies.

I might even try Megumi wearing the vagina belt so that I get “double” penetration!

In Japan the “okama” (cross-dresser) is quite wide-spread in society. You don’t have to be wandering around Shinjuku’s famous Ni-chome gay district to see them, but will often even catch sight of a few among the Saturday crowds in Shibuya.

And we’ve noted before how transvestites are major celebrities on Japanese TV, such as the huge Matsuko Deluxe. There is also a full newhalf celebrity too called Haruna Ai who has won beauty contests.

If you’ve already got beyond the cross-dresser/transgender stage to the full shemale, then there’s always the Newhalf Otono no Ko? onahole too!

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The cult of the TV announcer is so strong that it is said that the main reason boys try to attend Sophie University in central Tokyo is because it is the alma mater of many presenters, and they want to bag themselves a lady before she hits the big time.

Popular with female viewers as an ideal to emulate, men enjoy imagining what it is like to have a conversation with a woman they also want to screw. One worrying trend recently, though, is for TV announcers to marry sportsmen, thus demonstrating once again that money, good looks and fame are powerful attractions for all woman.

The most popular of recent years has been Crystal Takigawa, a half Japanese, half French lady who used to present late night news. After she was inundated with offers of modeling she quit her day job and became the face of various advertising campaigns. The fact that she now no longer uses her formidable intellect in her job has not apparently lost her any admirers, but this blogger at any rate would prefer to see her behind a desk again soon, demonstrating why she was hot in the first place.

Another famous example was of Mao Kobayashi, who married Ebizo Ichikawa, the controversial Kabuki actor, after they met following a TV interview. Known for his womanizing and lucrative side jobs in TV commercials, people thought the playboy was finally settling down when he got hitched. However, a few months later he was in hospital for getting into a brawl with a minor gangster that left him with serious facial injuries! Oh, Mao, what have you got yourself into?!

Replicating the sensation of penetrating a sweet, intelligent working woman is the Slut Announcer Onahole. After all, TV journalists also have needs and underneath their smart suits they hide a killer body!

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The obscure and likely exaggerated “custom” looks great in porn and probably crops up more in western films set in Japan than in real Japan. Yeah, thanks Rising Sun, Map of the Sounds of Tokyo et al…

However, there have been cases of university students holding Nyotaimori events but quite how tongue-in-cheek, we don’t know.

This balanced 2009 article describes Nyotaimori as an underground activity with far more fame abroad than it deserves. Apparently the National Diet library brings up no history to the “custom”, but that there have been cases of fuzoku sex shops offering Nyotaimori-themed services since the Eighties.

The article introduces Miho Wakabayashi, who, we learn has a 168-cm-long body.

[The] 30-year-old’s bare stomach and limbs were adorned with fish and fresh fruit slices once a month at the Sleeping Beauty “happening bar” in Tokyo’s Shibuya district. (Such a drinking establishment is one in which customers engage in uninhibited intimate activities with one another.)

“It was a show promoted as a special event,” says Wakabayashi, who is also a part-time stripper, sometimes performing at the legendary Rokku-za theater in Asakusa, and an actress in adult films. “It was used as a kind of ice-breaker intended to draw laughs.”

Yet nyotaimori is generally nonexistent today, she believes, “and because it is so rare, when the organizers of the bar announce they are going to do it, it is a good way to get more people to attend.”

Miho, we want to meet you!

Veteran crime report Jake Adelstein, though, says that it is too over-the-top for yakuza. “It still takes place and it was definitely something that the yakuza liked to do at parties,” he explains, “but as for now, it’s less popular [with gangsters] than before.”

Considering all the weird fetishes in Japan, though, it likely did exist but now probably has some more extreme derivative version. Fish not on the woman, but in…? Nyotaimori on a dead woman?!

Versions of Nyotaimori appear in Japanese porn too, such as this kaiten sushi (conveyor belt sushi) restaurant-themed film.

If you think raw fish can be sexy, you will definitely like the idea of the sushi vibrators.

Okay, they are not “real” sushi but they look just like raw fish rice rolls and so can be a great, discreet way to carry a mini vibe around with you!

Still, when all else fails, you can always improvise at home…

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Gentlemen, your Christmas list is already complete: Behold, the Flip Hole Silver and the Flip Hole Red!

The Flip Hole Red has the same flip-open casing which makes it easy to apply lube and also clean the toy. The unique internal design will wrap itself around you from all directions with a “grind rib” and “scrum brush” after you have slid yourself in.

Inside you feel the densely packed of “tight brush” nubs stroking your member, providing dozens of miniature stimulations and softly sensual explosions.

The Silver is a different creature. Like sensual crystals, the edges inside are “sharp”! They won’t cut you but they ARE going to provoke tingles and lots of tight squeezing.

There are lots of different zones to explore inside the Silver: The “Cross Head” tickles; the “Winding Rib” section will make you twist as you enter; “Wing Edge” gives a tight squeeze from the side; “Shaky Wave” and “Star Solid” provide varied up-and-down stimulating curves.

A geometrically crafted masterpiece of stimulating contours: The Flip Hole Silver proves there can be something more precious than gold after all.

Both the Tenga Flip Hole Red and Flip Hole Silver are now available on pre-order from KanojoToys. Set your calendars for December 22nd!

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Just slip on the Woman’s Touch Glove to turn your own hand into one that replicates the sensation of having a delicate J-girl giving you a handjob.

You can be right- or left-handed: There’s a different glove for whichever you are. It slips on smoothly and transforms your hand into something much more slender and feminine than your tired, usual grip.

And, you know those sexy, slutty Shibuya girls with the elaborate, bling fake nails? Well, if that’s your thing — and BOY, they do have a good grip, I can attest to that — then you can add some fake nails yourself to the Woman’s Touch Glove so that it feels like one of the ladies is giving your member a damned good tug.

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